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Loki, negotiating with Steve & Bucky
Loki: We have Y/N. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Y/N: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Steve & Bucky:
Y/N: MAKE IT ONE MILLION-
Steve & Bucky, in unison: Y/N STOP
Thor: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Steve?
Steve: Bruce, easily.
Bruce, laughing: What the fuck, man.
Steve: Well, Tony would be too easy. He’d probably be into it.
Tony, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?
Peter: Croissants: dropped
Bucky: Road: works ahead
Loki: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Y/N: Shavacado: fre
Steve:
Steve, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
Bucky: HELP! I TOLD Y/N I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Steve, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Bucky: I hate to to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.
Y/N & Steve:
Y/N: Was it Steve?
Y/N: If you had to choose between Steve and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Bucky: That depends, how much money are we talking about?
Steve: Bucky!
Y/N: 63 cents.
Bucky: …I’ll take the money.
Steve: BUCKY!!!
*Y/N is talking about their past*
Y/N: I guess it was that day I came home to a cold, empty house, devoid of light and love, and I knew then that my sorrows would only grow.
Bucky: Y/N, this is the saddest life story I have ever heard! And you haven't even covered the teen years!
Steve: Oh, I'm sure it gets better!
Y/N: Ha! No, at eleven, things really took a turn for the worst.
Loki: What’s your biggest fear?
Steve: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.
Stephan: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.
Peter: Zombies.
Steve: ...
Stephan: ...
Peter: BUT they can open doors.
Bucky: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Sam: Not if they consent to it.
Y/N: Depends on who your stabbing.
Steve: YES??!!?
*The squad over at Steve’s house*
Thor: Ohhh, we each get our own oven?
Steve: …N-No…
Steve, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Thor, motioning to the kitchen: Three, I thought!
Bruce: I see a—
Steve, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Thor: Oh, well I—
Steve: Hey wait, wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Steve, amazed: It’s got a bake setting!
Clint: Ohoho, you learn something new everyday!
Tony: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Steve: Now I’ve just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don’t need to roshambo nothin!
Steve: I am someone who owns four ovens…
Steve, louder and way too happy: I am someone… who owns FOUR OVENS…
Steve: I didn’t know I was so rich with ovens…
Natasha, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Steve:
Thor: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Steve:
Steve, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
Y/N: What’s something you’re better than Bucky at?
Sam, without hesitation: Everything.
Peter, after a brief moment of thinking: Mario Kart.
Steve, sadly: Emotional Vulnerability
Y/N: JAMES!!!
Bucky: First name, could be fine.
Y/N: BUCHANAN!!!
Steve: Middle name, not looking so good!
Y/N: BARNES!!!
Steve: You’re in trouble.
Y/N: YOU TOO, STEVEN GRANT ROGERS!!!
Bucky: *smirks*
Steve: …Shit…
༻ 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐀 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝
𝗣𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 | Tarzan!Steve Rogers x doctor!reader
𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 | 6’6” Steve, feral behaviour/feral!steve, nomad!steve, fluff, scientist!reader, gentle giant!steve, soft!steve, size difference, SMUT - minors DNI, size kink, manhandling, unprotected sex, creampie, sort of animal-like behaviour, mentions of dead parents, specific warnings in each part.
𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆 | S.H.I.E.L.D. had a lot of secrets, you just never expected one of them to be an actual person—a blue-eyed giant, wild manbeast at that.
♫ ·ﾟ𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐀 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
𝗧𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗪/𝗖 | 23.9K + 7.1K in blurbs
𝗔/𝗡 | well hello everyone! This is based on my short drabble about Tarzan!Steve, but changed a bit for storyline purposes. In this verse, Sam has always been Captain America and best friends with Bucky. Also, since I felt weird with consent from Steve’s side, there won’t be smut until part 2 where he’ll fully understand what sex is. BUT, there will be an alternative dark!Steve version that’s sort of just pure filth because why not. No gifs/photos belong to me, found bottom ones on Pinterest [1 | 2] all credits go to the original creators. [*=smut] ☼ 𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐊𝐨-𝐟𝐢 ☼
Feel free to send blurb requests or asks about this series! ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝐉𝐎𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓!
For blurbs and the alternative dark version since this story is completed: 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓: 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 — ˖◛⁺⑅♡ 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐒: 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍
˗ˏˋ𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭ˎˊ˗ ⋰˚ 𝐂.𝐄. & 𝐂𝐨. 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 — 𝐀𝐎𝟑
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: (3/3)
(1/3)
(2/3)*
(3/3)*
Alternative DARK version*
What A World Drabble Masterpost: 1 - 2
Role Reversal: 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐄𝐲𝐞 [feral!reader]
𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐒/𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒:
bubbles
a lil about steve
marking*
typical jungle boy behaviour*
little hand
baby fever?
his mind, body, and soul*
9 kink drabbles* (see more drabbles in the gallery👇)
steve and his adventures with food: 1 — 2 — 3 — 4
steve wants a pet: 1 — 2
letters from steve
winter wonderland
𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐘: tags
𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬: #what a world drabble
Discussions/Drabbles: thots — fluff — dark — dark!reader — angst
All asks — Theories — Art — Ideas — Videos/TikToks — ??
Specific tag drabbles: sex toys* — periods — sex tape*
Tarzan!Steve aka WaW!Steve — Dad!Tarzan!Steve
Spicy Videos
Setting: Jungle
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guys methinks i have a mask kink
and don't even get me started on men in uniform
There is something inherently gay about Captain America/Carter in the Cinematic Universe as every version of them always has a “Very Close partner of the same gender but it isn’t gay” thing going on
Welcome to my page!! 🎀
About me:
Name: Ekaterini
Age: 15
Gender: female
Favourite colour: baby pink
Height: 149 cm
Relationship status: single
My likes:
Plushies
Sleeping
Looking cutesy
Excersising
Cuddling
Physical touch
Older men (16-35)
Caring men
Mature men
Neatness in general
Beautiful views
Music (any type, just with a good beat)
MCU (X-men, Avengers, GOTG)
My dislikes:
Creeps
Over sexual people
Guys who just want nudes and/or connections that are just sexual
Untidy spaces
Too-loud environments
Rude people
Please do not:
Send me nudes/porn in my dms
Ask for nudes
Try to pressure me into doing something I don't want to do
Call me "your __" within 5 seconds of knowing me
DM if you're married or in a relationship
Tell me in my comments to "Dm me"
Start a conversation with me based on sexual desire
Thank you!!🩷
(Bucky and Sam are fighting)
Steve (thinking): This is bad. I got to stop this. I got to say something.
Steve (out loud): Banana Hammock.
Need to shove him in a mason jar like tinkerbell and shake him up (affectionately)
saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
H O L Y. S H I T
I'm tiiirreeeddddd
Imagine Steve bringing the Soulstone back
And meeting red skull
It's always Steve, Andy, Ari, Frank or Ransom that get all the love. Sometimes even Curtis or Colin.
It's never Robert, it's never Nick Gant, it's never Mike Weiss, it's never Mace, it's never Paul, it's never Jake 🥺
These forgotten Chris Evans characters. They all deserve love. Yes, even Mr Freezy.
Just throwing it out there
When a friend was in need of Ransom laughing/eating cookies gifs. She knew she could always come to me..
Got you honey, always. @litladyloveshp
Really bad quality Steven Rogers edit 🤪🤪🤪
any guesses on my next reader??
hint : steve rogers shield….
Rec list
Stranger things, marvel, marauders era, the umbrella academy, slashers
Stranger things
EDDIE MUNSON
Tongue
Eddie Munson smut AND Jason Carver slander. What could possibly be better?
Such a strange girl
Eddie and hippie being cuties.
Movie night
Bat Eddie and his uncle Wayne.
Noodle
Ferret dad Eddie.
Family
Wayne being a protective uncle and so much comfort.
STEVE HARRINGTON
Stay awake
The softest and fluffiest angst around.
Pretty
Steve deserves all the praises.
Dream
Cutie Steve beginning his dad life.
BILLY HARGROVE
Welcome to the party
Kind of ooc Billy but being a protective cutie.
Road gate
Very soft Billy with sadness but fluffy ending.
Marvel
BUCKY BARNES
Personal pillow
Kick your feet, twirl your hair type of fluff.
Pocket angel
Cry your eyes out type of fluff.
Sweeter than sugar
Chubby Bucky owns my heart and soul, forever and always.
Your protector, forever
A dark but soft Bucky.
Can you not
Possessive Bucky is a hot Bucky.
The bet
People being meanies to Bucky and a protective reader.
Serendipity
Bucky just trying to live with an unhinged neighbour.
Around my neck
Bucky being a silly jealous boy.
And you’re mine
Again chubby Bucky owns my heart.
STEVE ROGERS
Religion
Dark Steve and innocent reader.
LOKI LAUFEYSON
Little realisations
I agree tall people are scary.
End credits
Loki being a sweetie.
Hot tea
Jotun Loki smut. Chefs kiss.
Marauders
JAMES POTTER
She hexed me!
Stupid lover boy Jamie.
SIRIUS BLACK
That doesn’t leave us many options
Cutie Siri and beautiful references to blanket forts.
REMUS LUPIN
Easy sleeping
Soft domestic relationship.
REGULUS BLACK
Regulus Black x Potter!Reader
Dramatic James and soft Reggie.
The umbrella academy
FIVE HARGREEVES
Music to my ears
Cute husband and wife shit. A whole lotta caring Five.
Hotel waffles
Retired loving Five.
Partners
The best type of relationship.
My little stress eater
Softest five around. All the fluffs while still being a bad bitch.
Slashers
Slasher cuddling HC
Falling asleep on slashers
Slashers s/o with tattoos
Slashers reaction to their s/o laying on top of them
Slashers with a demon s/o
Giving slashers massages
Slashers with s/o who has weird cravings for inedible things
Slashers with s/o who proves their loyalty to them
Hide ‘N Seek (Bo Sinclair)
Blind (Bo Sinclair)
Yautja with a chiropractor s/o
Wasted on a dream
Wound tending (Bo Sinclair)
Kissing slashers in a panic before they kill you Part 2
Male yautja trying out a period cramp simulator with his human mate
Michael and Jason with a reader who plays the sims
Receiving a love letter
Miscellaneous
MATT MURDOCK
One more time
A soft and fluffy fic that provides Matt with love and happiness.
SPENCER REID
Every last bite
Cute Spencer and magic baker, so cute!
Buried alive
Sad times but so sweet.
AARON HOTCHNER
Home sweet home
Aaron being protective and little rage for spice.
JAVIER PEÑA
Agent Peña
Javier looking hot in his vest.
LOGAN HOWLETT
When she squeezed me tight, she nearly broke me spine
I want to break his bones.
The Walking Dead
DARYL DIXON
Day drinking and it’s consequences
Glenn and reader being drunken simps. Cute Daryl just trying his best.
No matter what they say
Grumpy and sunshine.
Found you
The cutest reunion and Merle being a good guy.
A single punch
A truly heartbreaking and stunning story, Maggie being amazing.
Beef
Daryl being a bitch but he makes up for it.
just patiently waiting for chris evans to dog walk trump out the White House
Some avengers portrait studies that I really liked haha
Do you mind writing more canon compliant!stucky cockwarming Ps love your blog
I don’t mind at all :D
Scenarios to consider:
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the avengers playing "never have I ever" or a similar game, and rhodey goes "never have I ever been handcuffed". predictably, tony, clint and maybe nat put their fingers down, but what no one expected was that steve did too. so tony's all like WOAH WAIT SINCE WHEN WAS CAPTAIN AMERICA HANDCUFFED? :O and then there's this voice from the ceiling that sounds much like bucky's which goes "5 hours ago, stark. right where you're sitting." the entire floor is later scrubbed thoroughly with bleach.
“Never,” Rhodey declares, while staring straight at his best friend, “have I ever let someone handcuff me for any – fun reasons.”
He is still mad at Tony for bringing up the crossdressing incident of ‘03 and so he takes particularly vindictive delight in watching every head turn towards Tony after the statement has been given.
Except – and here’s what makes revenge against Tony Stark unsatisfying – Tony doesn’t even blush. He grins, winks at the onlookers, and tosses back his shot like it’s nothing.
Natasha and Clint both toss back their shots, too, and send each other sly looks. Entirely unsurprising.
And then Steve reaches for his shot and the room goes utterly, utterly still. Rhodey glances at Coulson and Coulson glances back; he can practically see the exclamation points in Coulson’s eyes even though his expression doesn’t shift.
“I’m sorry,” Tony says, because of course it’s him. It always is. “Maybe you didn’t understand, Cap. Rhodey here is talking about –”
“Sex,” Steve interrupts. “I know.”
He takes the shot. Everyone stares.
Steve sets down the glass and looks at everyone looking at him, batting his eyelashes innocently. Even after watching him take that shot, knowing what it meant, nearly everyone in the room buys it.
“We promised, didn’t we?” He asks. “At the beginning. We promised to be honest.”
And although Tony was not the least bit phased by his own sexual exploits being laid bare for the crowd, he’s suddenly flustered and red.
“You let my aunt,” he starts and then abruptly changes direction: “you can’t just tell her secrets like that, Rogers!”
Steve’s lips quirk just the faintest bit and he says, “no, not her. I wouldda let her, though, if she’d asked.”
Everyone stares a bit more.
From the far corner of the room, where he’s been sitting as an observer instead of a participant, Bucky Barnes starts to laugh.
Steve turns to him and his smile becomes so besotted that there’s no question at all about who’s gotten the chance to tie up Captain America.
“Forgot how well that innocent act works on people,” Bucky says to Steve, just as the team starts to react. “Christ, you had ‘em fooled.”
“Best friends, my ass,” Sam grumbles.
“Makes so much sense –”
“I can’t believe I ever thought you were vanilla –”
The words blend together, rising in volume, until there’s no way to tell who’s saying what or what declarations are even being made; it’s all incomprehensible noise. Steve and Bucky just sit there, smiling at each other.
Rhodey and Coulson fist bump under the table.