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6 years ago

Pros and Cons of living in Alaska

Pros:

Hella pretty

Hella good food

Hella nice people

Also hella cute animals

And most importantly, its hella cozy and you know everyone because its so small(*cough cough* not the state I mean the communities *cough cough*)

We get some pretty small events, like a giant pride picnic every pride month(at least where I live)

Cons

Its cold and dark 50% of the year

And the other 50% its bright until midnight

Tourist season is awkward and you cant get anywhere without seeing a brightly dressed tourist

Pollen fucking everywhere, theres clouds of this satan dust blowing off the mountain

Snow doesnt melt until March-April

Bears are adorable fluffy assholes, they will stalk your trash and break it open like a peanut

Schools are low budget like seriously so much shit has been cut due to budget issues

Salmon spawning is both interesting and terrible, take your dog to the beach during spawning season. They be smelling like dead fish for weeks

Oh yeah, earthquakes are a thing

That's it for now. Dont get me wrong I love my little community(Juneau) but as someone who lived in a big city for 2 years believe me when I say Alaska is a "tiny" yet cozy state


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