I dunno what's so wrong with being a teen in a friend group with old ladies, theyve got the best gossip!
Like, one of them has two aunts(?) who are in a nursing home, and after everyone in the home had been medicated to sleep, they snuck into everyone's rooms and stole all the fake teeth and put the teeth in their bathtub.
So at like 3 am, someone was called and told of this.