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had a VERY arty week
hi a few people said they were still gonna draw the bursonas and so will I
the character aren’t Wilbur their there own people that just happened to look like him so I changed their designs to make them look like their own people
Heres them with their new design and names I’ll give them headcanons and pronouns soon but I will still you the some old tags
Also their design will change ALOT but I’ll try to keep them looking some what the same
SIMPBUR I WAS GONNA SOMETHING ELES BUT SIMPBUR
What if he was just a silly demon guy
Silly Simpbur without his beanie
Whiteboard Simp doodles
Guess who—?
Simpbur x Jared
You and will use to date it was fun you had such a fun time with him but then you found out that he’s was a vampire and killed people so you put a restraining Order on him and meat a new guy Jared you to two were made for each other 3 years later your gonna have your wedding Wilbur hasn’t try to get you back since you break up
You go on google and look up new popular songs you see one called your new boyfriend you go the YouTube and are shocked to see Wilbur face you click on it the music begins to play you look at the date it was the day you met Jared as you listen you hear something off like someone’s talking over his singing but as you get one min in your mind began to slow you feel relaxed calm until jared walking in take you out of your trans you and him talk about how creepy it is
Later that end you stay awake how does Wilbur know Jared she hasn’t email him about Jared who has you go to sleep scared …
The then day you and Jared go on a coffee date a young waiter with blonde hair and baby blue eyes comes over he ask you walk you want then Jared and you 3 have a little chat his name is Tommy he live near by eats mud and doesn’t like anteater the last fun fact about him was weird will didn’t like anteaters either but you don’t think much about it you and Jared hang out at the park and both of you go home
after the wedding your going to live with him your packing when you hear your telephone round Wilbur got it for you it was weird but nice well was you were planning on selling it but remember that it 2023 not 1983 also if your phone dies it’s handy Jared ask if you have his phone you say on he panics for a min but then he founds it on his bed from the corner of your eye you see Tommy with a little brown bat with the fur that look like wills hair you hang up and you wake up 2:30 am get some holy water from a humans only shop and go to wills Wilbur opens the door when you punch him in the face he ask you what’s wrong you push and yell about the song and Tommy and how she can get him locked away and kill him taking the holy water out of your jacket he ask who’s Tommy you run around they house room to room looking for him and found nothing will kicks you out and tell you Jared will pay for that
You now wet in holy water that didn’t land a droop of water on and in the rain walk home your worried he said Jared will pay why him why did you have to be so dump just let him watch you you get a carried home and sleep into the afternoon
You wake to a text form he want to hangout with you at his place you talk about will and what you did you and him chat for a few mins you call and he’s hangs up he say he’s on 3 and has no charger it’s broken
He walk up to jared and feel off seen the count when you and will hugs for the last time everything feels like a dream like 3rd person in real life on your life and now it worst you feel wake you knock and see will he’s singing to you and then the world goes black
“ Wakey Wakey my e girl “
For the first time in forever you feel real
“ Don’t try and scream… Tommy’s asleep on my head see the bat and his friends is up stairs making popcorn we’re going watch Hamilton our favorite “
Wilbur seats aside to show Jared tied up
“ Jared! Wake up I need yo-”
“ I said don’t scream! You know you should more like by little bothers friend we told him we’re vampire and he doesn’t as long as we don’t feed on him but you have you breakup and count and this and THAT!… and then there’s Jared o-o-o-oh JaReD I hate him as much as I hate anteater “
“ Please don’t hurt him “
“ Well tommys tubbo snapped his neck earlier because he wouldn’t stop screaming soooo he’s dinner and you get to watch me eat”
Wilbur’s mouth was leaking a dark red water when you remembered will telling you it was vampire drool and it keeps blood from getting clogged his stomach growl fang up out of his mouth
You cry heavy fat tears as will play your new boyfriend it starts the they way you heard it late but 15 seconds in you feel calm your tied to a chair will wakes up Tommy , tommy goes into his normal from and as they feed on Jared you hear the truth lyrics
Love me
I love you
Love me
I love you
It’s repeats over and over again for a long 20 mins your half asleep as you hear the calming last line
LOVE ME SALLY MY HUMAN PET!!! you’ve never heard something this loud and you past out feeling loved so so loved while Tommy’s friends yells WILBUR BEEN PLAYING THAT FOR 20 MINS TRUN IT OFF!!! He must not be under Wilbur power …