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Cyperus Serrif
It is only fair that I get to show off my headcanons for the skeleton that was my favorite character from the beginning. OG Papyrus
- Official height is 6'5
- He/Him
- Pansexual
- Has the most control of his magic and will adjust to match his opponent.
- An excellent cook for everything except pasta, it's why he's hyperfixating on getting it right
- Likes puns but thinks there has to be tact
- Hard worker, overachiever, kindhearted, empathetic, optimistic, cheerful, confident, sassy, impulsive, loud, stubborn, blunt, and charming
- Pacifist
- No pet preference, but has beef with the white dog that terrorizes him
- Does not curse often but will
- Magic smells like citrus, magic tastes like sugar cookie
- loves high fives
- Bear hugs all around
- Will remember everything someone tells him and uses it to his advantage
- Takes on emotional and physical burdens from others and gets burned out because of it. Wants to make everyone happy
- Takes care of himself physically, but struggles to do it emotionally. Hides it from others of course, but sometimes it's hard to hide from yourself
- Cries frequently if he's sentimental and not afraid to show it. Goodbyes, shows, etc. He only is practically silent if he's genuinely upset
- Would call his lover "Sunshine"
- Admires Vanilla and encourages Vanilla to rely on him
- He was the one to come up with the idea of using different names for everyone when the AU's clashed
- Unintentionally brutal when insulting someone, he also can make someone's jaw drop if he comments on something
- Hyperfixates on making good puzzles, it's a special interest of his
- The "Date" in Undertale was actually just him doing a playdate with Frisk. I think he would be good with kids, and he gets to get this little human to smile and befriend him and his brother. It would explain why he is so cartoonishly crazy about it, and why at the end he only wants to be friends
- He would call you all the time, face times, texts, all of it. He has so much to say and loves speaking, loves talking to you. You haven't grown tired of him? Well, because you haven't, he's secretly so happy to know that
- Admires Undyne and feels that he's not allowed in the royal guard due to something he's doing wrong
- Mettaton is his celebrity crush, but he'd never date him if they ever met. The "celebrity life is just not for him. His only true love is himself..."
- He is good artist who makes hero comics as a hobby, I think that because he has so many figurines he'd practice drawing since it's clear they're good poses and he's friends with Undyne. Clearly, comics and manga go with anime
- Cries in his closet when underground. In the game, he comments there are no skeletons in his closet, except him sometimes. I think this shows that it's a good place for him to cry without getting caught since it's a private spot
- Will make grand entrances often, including jumping through windows or throwing his hand out in a grand gesture before announcing himself
- Owns a red car, a sleek fancy one that he had to work to get a driver's license for. Otherwise, he would've crashed it
- Loves to try different styles above ground, since he didn't have many options Underground where most monsters don't even need clothes!
- Will carry Vanilla around and refuses to let anyone else do it because they "do it wrong."
- His favorite food is dinosaur oatmeal
- side eyes his friends, the others pets, even strangers, often. It's a silent judgment and he's super cartoonish or slick about it
- Doesn't remember Gaster except sometimes in his dreams
- He doesn't have anyone that outright dislikes him. for some they don't care for him, or even mock him, but no one dislikes him or even goes so far as to HATE him
- Is quite lonely, when the others arrived it was what he considers a gift
- Intimate, platonic relationships mean a lot to him
- He is in truth not as judgemental as he can come across, trying his hardest to be open minded about serious topics. Otherwise, expect him to call the old man at the grocery store and old prune for taking the last of the noodle brand he uses
- He doesn't believe that there is such a thing as "Evil" per say, or at least anyone being fully capable of being evil. It's one of the reasons he actually gets along with Flowey, who he doesn't know is also a kid and just naturally is able to be kind and patient enough for him
- He's self reflective, and a lot more intelligent than some people give him credit for. His theatrics do not deter him from being serious and deeply considerate when times matter
- He has never flattered someone out of manners, and so you can expect him to really mean it when he compliments you
- He has such control of his magic that he can bring you down to one HP, that's something that requires patience but he's capable of it
- He does gaming rarely, it's only something he does with family or if it's a puzzle game, opening his mind to fun things
- Rubic cubes are a thing of the past for him, he understands patterns and he can solve them way too quickly. Vanilla actually taught him when he was younger
- He acts more "motherly" when the other versions arrive, he has a desire to take care of others as a result
- He will gossip and even talk shit when it comes to shows, don't even get him started on it. The moment his TV show comes on, he's entirely wrapped up and invested. Just wait until reality TV gets discovered by him
- He's hard to anger, but frustration comes to him easily. He'll be frustrated at his failures, and he suppresses it until alone. Anger, however, isn't often a problem for him. You'd have to push him, and only then does he truly become something else. He doesn't like that version of himself though
- Very touch oriented and an active soul, he likes to work out and get up stupid early
- Sleep? HAH, not for this workaholic! There's so much to do!
- Wouldn't hesitate to be supportive of others, throwing out all the things you need with pom poms and everything
- Was it always this hard to get noticed by his brother? Sure, he's super supportive and present. But doesn't he see that his distance hurts? He actually is acutely aware of how much Vanilla hides himself away, and he wishes he got to be there for him the same way Vanilla is there for him
Closing Notes:
I actually thought that he was the best brother out of the two there are, I owned so much stuff such as a beanie, a hoodie, a poster, and all that jazz when I first got into Undertale. I sadly gave that stuff up after I just dealt with a very unhealthy friendship, since we bonded over it. Years later I got back into it though, and learned to appreciate Sanses all around. Papyrus will always be my #1 bbg though
Vanilla Serrif
Woah it's time baby. Ooo mama here we go, I gotta post my personal headcanons for Sans Undertale from the hit game Undertale by Toby Fox
Vanilla Serrif:
- Official height is 5'4
- He/Him
- Pansexual (more like PUNsexual)
- Nihilist
- Drinks Ketchup
- Diligent, empathetic, intuitive, pessimistic, patient, trustworthy, loyal, observant, cynical, charismatic, overthinker, reflective, reassuring, kind, and playful
- Loves horrible puns and pranks
- Hates making promises since he takes them seriously
- Had a good relationship with Gaster before he fell
- The only one to remember Gaster
- Sometimes has memories in the form of dreams
- Has a willing acceptance of things that happen, even if it's wack
- Will avoid fights. However, he will fight if necessary
- Prefers dogs over cats, but loves any animal
- Does not curse often, and usually prefers not to
- Magic smells of pine and frost, magic tastes like vanilla
- Likes handshakes and fist bumps
- Calls Frisk "Kid/Kiddo"
- Goes ragdoll if picked up
- He cries to himself very quietly, but he sniffles a lot and has a tendency to hide away as well
- Would call his lover "Starlight"
- Will be petty if told what to do by someone he dislikes, more than happy to do everything wrong
- Loved to mess with Undyne before she befriended Papyrus, but as time went along he didn't do it to out of actually trying to provoke her. Nowadays it's out of affection
- Loves to go to the bar to amuse everyone there, as he is rather popular Underground
- Does not blame Frisk for all that happened in the timelines, because he senses the presence of something else lingering
- Doesn't remember everything from the timelines but rather vague memories, sensations, and sometimes gets confused what's happening as a result
- Tends to zone out a lot, sometimes as if he's unsure of where he is
- The most chill in nature, it's actually near impossible to piss him off about things
- Does pranks to those he likes, it's a form of flattery and also in an attempt to make them laugh
- Finds really stupid shit funny, even if it's just a goose walking around with a silly hat
- Raised Cyperus when Gaster fell, it's why he is so supportive of him and is more than willing to do anything to make him happy
- Enjoys being in Waterfall the most, as it's a reclusive location that allows him to self reflect and get some "peace of mind" with the ambiance of the water
- He feels proud when Toriel pun battles with him, since he never had anyone Underground do it the same way she does. He was actually the one to push her to make new puns
- His dynamic with Flowey is an odd one. He doesn't know that he's Asriel, and he doesn't interact with him. He knows that he was the cause of resets, however, before Frisk fell. He knows that his faint memories of all that happened before Frisk weren't fake, but they're so tangled together that he doesn't know how to feel. He wasn't quite there for it the same way some others were, since at the time he just thought it was his imagination. Afterwards, like possibly above surface if Flowey remained the same- he wouldn't resent him. Flowey wouldn't share who he really is but the two have some tension. Sans just makes things harder for Flowey, but doesn't outright antagonize at him with malicious intent. He can sometimes get along with him, and finds him to rather be a bit of an annoying little shit. He doesn't hate him though, as he is reflective of why he did it and he gets the idea that Flowey isn't ACTUALLY evil. He is only slightly off put that he can't read him, however, since he's soulless. He gets the off put feeling though that Flowey is childish to the point that it's...almost?? Amusing??? He reminds him of a child who needs time to adapt to new things, someone who can be patient with him. It's just kinda complicated
- Can fall asleep anywhere, and I mean anywhere. He has fallen asleep in fridges, on ledges, upside down while hanging from a fan,,,,
- A proud Dunkle for Frisk, not quite a Dad but not an Uncle either
- Won't put in effort unless he wants to, which is rarely. In fact, he only starts to put in effort when on the Surface, but it's a rare occassion
- Has some of the sickest burns because he doesn't mind about hurting someone's feelings when he dislikes them. He also gets creative, so it's not just half attempts to insult someone
- Has many jobs above the surfsce. Works at the counter, sells food inside food trucks, and even is a school janitor
- Drives a tricycle around, if he's not in someone else's car he's willing to pedal all the way across a town or city if need be
- Plays trombone, not only is it a fun pun but defying logic since he's a skeleton is some of that chaotic energy he wants in life
- Protective of his brother but not to the point he thinks his brother is incapable. He raised him, taught him things, and he's proud of him. He is protective when he wants his brother to be safe, but he's not going to threaten you. He's actually pretty sincere about it once he sits you down. When it came to Undyne, he teased her somewhat and kinda pushed her limits because he knew how badly his brother wanted to be in the Royal Guard. The two eventually talked though and he worked on his communication skills when on the surface
- Made Cyperus his royal guard costume for a Halloween Party, he is happy to see his brother wear it around while Underground
- Bonds with Alphys over memes, anime, and other "weeb" activities. Both feel that "I wanna die" energy that goes well with "LMAO look at this meme" so the two can get along. He sees that she has a lot of anxiety too, and so when he visits her he tries to reassure her and distract her in ways no one else can
- He and Napstablook have bonded over laying on the ground feeling like trash together many times, he's also supportive of his music and will listen to it without getting spooked. They aren't close, but they can be considered friends
- He was actually suspicious of what Alphys was doing and actually discovered the Amalgamates before Frisk. He confronted her about it and it was the only thing he's ever been serious about, since he finds it cruel that family is separated from it. It also opened his eyes to a fear of Determination in general, which is why he's the most weary of Frisk other than the fact that they can reset. He never snitched on her, but he always would talk to her about it when it was mentioned
- Learned sign language before Frisk, as Gaster also used it when no one understood Wingdings
- Can't flirt for shit. When he's actually attracted to someone, he starts stuttering and kinda tripping over himself and fumbling. He'll sometimes run away if he messes up out of embarrassment, but it's endearing.
- Owns too many combs, in which he'll offer them if people do or do not need it
- Only does the zaza rarely, and if he's with company
- Doesn't smoke, but he'll pick one up if he's stressed enough, which is rarely
- Always napping with annoying dog when he actively decides to nap, and only then does annoying dog appear
- He embraces his laziness the most out of all the Sanses, it's a pleasure to have it
- He loves to make people uncomfortable, especially when he's bored and he wants to make weird small talk with someone to provoke a reaction
- He is a meme box, he knows all of them and makes references constantly
- When he found out that ketchup chips were a thing he found ways to enjoy his beloved outside of the condiment
- He loves french fries and hamburgers a lot, but only hamburgers from Grillby because only he can make them the way Vanilla loves them
- Only sells hotdogs or other foods that his brother makes
- Grillby and him go way back and he somehow is one of few to understand him
- A heavy sleeper, when he's passed it's like trying to wake up a corpse because even if you shake him around he will not stir
- Has reading glasses he rarely wears despite Cyperus telling him to wear them, he doesn't like remembering when he was a royal scientist
- Enjoys cooking from almost anyone, compliments them every time even if others think it's god awful
- Likes photography, hell pose if he's serious and loves photo bombing others
- Enjoys walks through the forests, it reminds him of Snowdin when he's on the surface
- Emotionally closed off despite being emotionally supportive of others, he had to when Underground because they would just forget anyways
- Video games that he plays are things such as Pokemon, Animal Crossing, or sandbox style games like Minecraft because it has minimal violence and it's more relaxing
- He dislikes formal wear, no reactions to his puns, opening up, lies, being useless, washing his jacket, and others being close minded
- The king of socks, he owns.... so many.
- Doesn't identify as asexual, but has little to no interest in sexual intimacy
- Takes all ketchup packets from restaurants and convenience stores when it's free. No one knew that he did this though until he saw a photo of him hung up saying he was banned at a restaurant because of it. Broke his soul
Closing Notes:
I have so much fun with these and I'd love to hear what other headcanons you guys have! I wanted to combine his canon character and kinda mix it in with my head canons or some that I found and loved overtime. I will later go into detail about things such as his love language and all that once I'm done really going through characters! I hope you enjoyed reading, you must've at least a little to eat this far
Thank you 🫡