THE SONG "Coin-Operated Boy" HAS NEVER SCARED ME SO MUCH HOLY SHIT-
I just found out about brain eating amoeba and I'm never going swimming again, no thanks.
The first time I ever saw a centipede was at my previous job. They like cardboard (apparently) and I was cleaning the shoe area...full of cardboard shoe boxes. I screamed so loudly I nearly gave a poor elderly customer a heart attack and drew my manager out of the back office. Don't think I've fully recovered since.