Rory Culkin - Blog Posts
im so not sane about him omfg
he had NO RIGHT looking this good in corpse paint. Like who tf does this man think he is?!
i know i legit just changed my profile picture/banner to be bioshock themed... but... i just watched scream 4 and am FIXATING heavily (i just downloaded the entire scream franchise on my laptop) so if you see my profile change to be ghostface/scream themed, don't say i didn't warn you
Smthn about babydoll is just so😍
Advent Calendar Day Three - Ice Skating
Clay Roach x Reader
a/n: ice skating with clay would actually fix me to be honest, this is all I want in life. I CAN FIX HIM, OKAY?!
yeah, I'm also mocking his sexy Boston accent, so what?
"Babydoll, this is fuckin' dumb. I'm gonna fall flat on my ass." Clay huffed, whining as he tied the laces up on your ice skates.
You rolled your eyes playfully, crossing your arms over your chest as you giggled at Clay's whining. You'd all but practically begged Clay to take you ice skating at the new rink Boston had put up in town. On the one condition that he wouldn't complain. Which, regardless, you knew he would.
"C'mon! Stop being a Scrooge and get your skates on, Mister pahk the cahr." you snickered, shoving Clay's ice skates to his chest.
Clay scoffed, snorting a laugh as he tugged on his own skates with a grumble, huffing under his breath.
"Babydoll! Why do you hate me?" Clay whined, holding your hands tight as he stumbled on the ice like a baby deer learning to walk.
"Stop being such a baby, you're doing fine!" you encouraged sweetly, gripping Clay's hands tight as you twirled him around the ice. You stifled your laugh at the panicked look on his face.
"I'm a grown ass man, babydoll, this is embarrassing!" Clay grumbled, as soon as the words left his mouth he went tumbling onto his ass on the ice with a groan.
You covered your mouth with your hand, holding back the fit of giggles at the sight of Clay pouting before helping him up.
"See, you're a natural!"
"Shut the fuck up, babydoll."
Guys this is not a drill I've been dragged back into my Rory Culkin obsession SEND HELP!!! 😭
Charlie Walker NSFW Headcanons
(So ummm I found this in my drafts and felt like it should see the light of day 😭 I don't remember writing this but I had a HUUUUGE Rory Culkin phase. Honesty it could have been way worse but the writings not terrible I just don't remember being such a little freak... thats a lie I 100% remember but I'm ashamed. 🥲)
Warnings: Smut obviously. an obsessive use of the word mommy. charlie being a subby little bitch boy. overstimulation. edging. dacryphilia. I think that's it.
Smut below the cut, beware.
He whimpers
I mean so much, all night it's just him whimpering and begging for his mommy
“Mommy please touch me, I need you”
Biggest munch ever, he gets so pussy drunk to it's not even funny
He's a crier
You can’t convince me otherwise, we will ball his eyes out after he cums. Especially if you edge him and finally let him cum. He’ll even thank you after with tears rolling down his face.
“Thank you mommy, thank you so much”
I just know this man is a perv. He steals your panties and thinks you don’t notice but it's kinda obvious when he leaves them in his room just out in the open.
He really likes being overstimulated
Just the thought that you love him so much that you would spend hours making him cum over and over again drives him crazy. He would also cry during this. Both from pleasure and pain, poor boy doesn't want you to stop but his body needs a break.
“please don’t stop, I need it so bad”
As you can tell he has a mommy kink
I don’t really have an explanation for this but I feel like he just loves it. The word comes out so naturally that it just feels right to call you his mommy.
Meet me at the diner - Gabriel x m!reader
Content: MLM, sfw, smoking, mentions of mental health issues!!
It had been a long day of bullshit at work, ending in heading to one of the many diners littering the streets of your city. Each step felt like the world pushing you further into your own thoughts, until the shine of old florescent lighting of the diner filled your eyes.
Before entering you decided to stop and admire the city streets in front of you, how mundane yet beautiful th- "'Hey man, you got a smoke?" The man now in front of you had snapped you out of your thoughts, although his approach was so unexpectant, you barely recollected his question.
"Oh! Uhm.. yeah you can have one" mumbling whilst reaching in to your pocket and retrieving your beat-up pack of cigarettes, deciding to have one yourself. Just as you were about to offer the man a lighter, the loud flick of flint lit up the mans face like the sun, reviling his face to you fully. He had shoulder-length dark hair covered by a dark read beanie, and wide blue eyes that encapsulated your own. His lips formed into a shy grin, as he looked at you. "I'm Gabe.. What's uh your name..?" He said anxiously fidgeting with his lighter as he spoke, "Its Y/N, nice to meet you Gabe"
"You been in here before? I... uh used to come here with my dad a lot when I was a kid." he said in a slight stutter gesturing to the diner you both stood next to, before taking a long appreciative drag of his cigarette.
"There seems to be a lot of places like this round here, but I've never been inside" You noticed him lightly smirk, yet somehow keep his awkward attitude. "You wanna come inside with me..?" Gabe spoke softly, mentally begging you'd except his offer.
.
.
.
The loud jangle of a bell mounted above the door barely audible compared to the atmosphere of the bustling diner, yet it was soon ignored due to Gabe eagerly leading you towards one of the empty booths, whilst ordering you both a portion of hash and eggs. Once you had both sat down Gabriel began to act...off? He was either staring at you or at the ceiling fan whirring above you until you were both served your food. "Ketchup?" Gabriel broke the silence, holding the open bottle towards you, if there was even any left after the murder scene on his plate. "Uhm, no thanks I'm not a fan."
"Well opposites attract.. Don't they?"
Sorry if this a bit occ!! I might consider making a second part to this at some point, so don't worry about the somewhat abrupt ending... Word count: 417
Culkin! boys dating headcannons
GN! reader, writing about the characters, not rory himself!!! SFW
Ollie Sway
-Ollie is an old soul, and this definitely shows when dating him. Late nights with Ollie would entail wine drunk ramblings about whatever jazz vinyl was playing from his record player, ending with you both stumbling to bed waking everyone else in the house.
-You & Ollie would 100% share clothes, especially because Ollie loves seeing you wearing his shirts and jumpers all the time. He finds it as a symbol of your love for him, aswell as showing everyone you were together.
-Ollie is definitely a picnic man, he'd love to take you out on the boat and sail until you both came across a spot you liked. Although this wouldn't always be the best plan since Nikolai's precious boat was known to stall, which has resulted in the both of you being stranded on the shore a few times in the past.
Jack Thurlowe
-Dating jack can be tough at times due to how he conveys his emotions.
-Jack gets alot of writers block, especially when he's struggling emotionally so he'll tend to come to you for help with his next article, even if you have no knowledge of current events he'd always seek your input.
-You always fall asleep first, no matter how tired Jack is he will force himself awake to watch over you. Once you're asleep he takes his time to reflect on his life, current or past, whilst smoking out of a nearby window.
-when Jack comes home from a long day at work all he wants to do is curl up with you in the living room watching your favourite old movies until you both fall asleep.
Gabriel ml <3
-I like to imagine Gabriel came across you at the diner, and after one conversation you were his new obsession.
-He'd be so gentle towards you all the time, but you always have to be aware of how quickly Gabes mental state can shift.
-Yet Gabriels most effective grounding method is definitely just holding you in his arms whilst you try to calm him, softly whispering praises into his ear.
-If you owned an apartment with a garden or some kind of outdoor space, he would appreciate your efforts to make it suit Gabriels smoking habits no matter if you did it aswell. He'd love if you smoked with him, seeing it as the perfect way to calm his nerves; with nicotine and his darling at his side.
[Sorry if any of these are a bit out of character, but once I see more culkin characters I might consider a p2]
This is not proofread 🙏
Intro!!!
Hey there bros! My names Lukas, and I'm an aspiring writer and photographer with a degree in being an absolute awkward nerd.
I've been an avid Tumblr user for a couple years now and have recently decided to embark on a mission to represent the mlm & nblm people in fanfiction.. so you'll be seeing a lot of shitposting and sfw fics about random (or possibly requested) fandoms and characters! Along with occasional fanfics n shi I am a retired(?) punk with a love for :
- aimlessly wondering around overthinking and tinkering with my super eight camera (yes that is me flexing)
-Folk & acoustic punk
-Niche films, current favourites are As You Are, The song of Sway Lake & I believe in Unicorns (Don't get me started with that film)
AND MANY OTHER THINGS THAT MAKE ME A PROFESSIONAL NERD!!!
Anyway! In a more interesting topic, I write for characters and films like:
-Pretty much any 𝓡𝓸𝓻𝔂 𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓴𝓲𝓷 character... he just happens to play so many cool characters I love him (I will not!! be writing any fanfiction about the actor specifically)
-My fav lil weirdo 𝓔𝓭𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓭 𝓝𝔂𝓰𝓶𝓪, I'd happily write for the recent rendition of him by Dano but I prefer the previous version!!
-𝓪𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮! Pretty much my fav film of all time and Id love to write more about the story and its characters....
I have never actually posted on Tumblr at all so... I have absolutely no experience in doing this, pls forgive me if i lay things out strangely... but if any of this rambling interests you give me a follow!!!
ALAS i awake from my slumber to find that i still am plagued with the Rory Culkin, Brennan lee mulligan brain rot.
he is my barty crouch jr
"Fuck you my child is completely fine"
Ma'am your child is obsessed with Rory Culkin
thinking abt changing my pfp but idk if i wanna get rid of danny 😭
Would you ever write for ollie? (Oliver sway 'rory culkin') just asking because I don't see it on your masterlist and want to be respectful before I try to request anything! ♡
absolutely! i just need to rewatch the movie first. but please tell me your thoughts <3
HOHOHOHOHO IM BUSY BUT SAVING THIS FOR LATER 🏃♀️
(twt p✧rn link)
ty breeding the fuck outta you :3
hes so baby <3
Epilogue: Belize
Summary: About 1 year later the world very much seems to be a different one…
Pairing: Gabriel x nurse!Fem!Reader
Content Warnings: Just Fluff
A/N: Thank you all for sticking with me on this one! 🖤🫶🏻
Find the entire Crybaby-Miniseries here!
Tagging the horny horde:
@crypticsewerslut @quicksilversg1rl @cc-luvr @icarus-star @milaeth @roryculkinsgf @spookyorchid @arch1viste @whoareyoi @angelsanarchy @blueberrypancakesworld @rocketqueen-world @lifelessvessel @doddernix @svgarcaine @amayalul @basementgrl222 @kristennero-wallacewellsver @iiheartsai @fan-goddess @shady-the-simp
I will not ask you where you came from
I will not ask you, neither should you
Honey just put your sweet lips on my lips
We should just kiss like real people do
- Like Real People Do By Hozier
The soft sounds of waves crashing against the shore filled your ears as you were about to take another sip from a straw ending in a cut-open coconut. The fresh taste filled your mouth before you gulped the liquid down, sitting straight up again to allow your eyes to roam over the shoreline. A nearly violently bright blue pair of shorts caught your attention and a wide, satisfied grin tugged at your mouth whilst watching Gabriel play around in the water.
About 3 months ago, right after the two of you had somehow managed to bail, swindle and cheat Gabe out of that damned hellhole of an institution, you had decided on selling everything and by everything you had, in fact, meant everything. From your apartment to your car and to the last DVD out of your very preciously cultivated collection. All of it went into two one-way-tickets to Belize and a stay at a cozy, little BnB until you had your stuff figured out.
Getting a job in Belize City thankfully hadn't been too hard on you and instead of mint-coloured scrubs and sneaky linoleum floor you now took care of senior citizens in an adorable retirement home close to the beach.
For the first time in your life, you had learned to acknowledge the little thing, the tiny, minuscule happenings and surroundings. For the first time, you really felt the warm sun shining down on your face and you didn't mind that it made you sweat a little, no, you welcomed it because every minute thing now happened together with Gabriel.
Seeing him smile at you every day, softly waving at you from the shoreline, his legs knee-deep into the water, nearly had you sniffling and sobbing with all the love you felt for that once terribly sad and alone boy on Ward 4. He didn't deserve any of this…not being abandoned by his family and not being pushed into a system that didn't even treat him like a human being, but now, being with you in Belize, none of that even so much as touched him anymore.
After Gabe had ultimately been dismissed from the ward, all of his belongings cramped into an old suitcase and ready to practically jump on the plane, his brother did have the audacity to call you up quite a few times, cussing at you, threatening legal action and all that meaningless ramble but nothing ever came out of it. On one very peculiar occasion, where you had offered Gabe to answer the call, he had snapped at his brother in the most calm and precise way you'd ever witness.
"I'm finally happy now. Fuck off and never bother us again." Two short and sharply aimed statements before Gabe had hung up on his brother.
Ever since then, neither of you had been called or texted again and after the first, very exciting weeks of setting in, it grew more and more quiet and calm with you starting your job at the retirement home and Gabriel finally being in very frequent touch with the outside world. Frequent to a point where he started going on long walks at the beach, especially in the evenings, stargazing until his neck hurt, or taking excited trips to the local grocery stores and farmers markets.
Thinking about that had you smiling into the sun, your hand rummaging around in a striped linen bag to fish out an aluminum-wrapped set of sandwiches.
"The cheese from Belizie, huh?"
how is he always flawless tf
literally looks like an angel i’m gonna cum n die afterwards. he’s so so pretty n beautiful. his hair in a bun.
YESS and he like whines when you have to get up to go to work and just waits for you all cute until you get home vkskcksnjcla
back to my nightly rants about how much gabe means to me 🥰
he's probably the best cuddler in the world. he loves snuggling so much, and would always be holding you when he can. also just loves having his arms wrapped around you. all the time. no matter what you might be doing, he just wants to feel you against him :(( <3
DANNY/GABE ASKER, I FORGOT TO SPECIFY!! she/her pronouns for either please!!
no problem man, i gotchu <3
NOOOO I JUST GOT A NOTIFICATION THAT SAID “Gabriel is waiting” CUZ ITS ON MY WATCHLIST
IM SORRY GABE IM SO SORRY
I PROMISE I STILL LOVE YOU I DIDNT LEAVE YOU
DUUDEEE THIS SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE THE REQUEST I SENT IN TO @icarus-star ITS CRAZY
HDISJCLSNCNS
(And at like the 23:40 mark i love the part where i goes “but i obeyed your command. i didn’t touch myself” ITS SO FUCKING CUTE IDK WHY JSKSKOAN)
mmmmmm this is my bookmark, don’t mind me…
(twt p✧rn link)
this is so danny, you can't tell me that he wouldn't be willing to go at it for hours
HEISJOCHAJCNSOCK IM SCREAMING THIS WAS SO GOOD ILY SO MUCH
okay, question. what if reader comes home from like a three week long trip after telling gabe not to touch himself and then spoils the fuck out of him when they get back? just some food for thought
reward | gabriel
a/n: dude. ily and your brain so much just for coming up with this because omg??? idek if this was a request or not, but i love this concept too much to not write anything 😋
18+ content ahead, pure and absolute filth!!please don't read unless your comfortable with that!!
ok, so, you had probably been going off on a trip for work or a family thing, and gabe couldn't really come with you 😕
he was honestly a little whiny about it, he didn't want you to leave him for such a long time. who else would he be able to cuddle up to at night when he was cold? who would be there to give him little kisses when he was sad? who else would ride his cock so hard that he could barely make out any words other then soft pleads? :(
but he understood that you had to go for a little while to take care of whatever. but before you left, you told him one last thing
obv, it was for him to not touch himself a single time, to wait the full three weeks for you to get back
honestly, it made him a little upset. first he didn't get to snuggle you on cold mornings, but now he can't even jerk himself off for three whole weeks??
but of course, he agreed. he'd do anything you asked him to
the whole time your gone, he just gets more and more pent up. he usually didn't even have a high sex drive, but knowing that he wasn't aloud to touch himself just made him lose his mind
it was a much more miserable three weeks for him then he'd expected, to say the least
he just sat around trying to not think of anything that would get him riled up, honestly
to be fair, he did a pretty good job, which he prides himself on
omg. when you finally get back home, he's all over you. givin you a bunch of hugs n kisses <3
you don't let it last too long, though. you were quick to interrogate him about whether he'd jerked off or not
he tells the whole truth, how he hadn't even let his mind wander far enough to get himself hard
"no.. i've been a good boy the whole time, i promise!"
he always feels super relieved when you praise him, like he knew he'd been doing everything right
you'd tell him to go to the bedroom, and that you'd join him soon
so of course he did, he made his way right to the bed and plopped himself there comfortably as he waited
the moment you stepped into the bedroom as well, his eyes lit up. he was always happy with you around
you'd tell him to lay back and get comfy, and he did just that, laying on his back to look right up at you
slowly, you made you way to be hovering over him. kissing him softly, which he reciprocated immediately
your hands made their way under his sweater, lightly pinching at his nipples as you deepened the kiss with your tongue
he was already letting out light little groans from the small amounts of friction, his cock already hardening in his jeans
poor boy was already so desperate!! :(
your hands soon wandered out of his sweater, peeling it off of him
you smiled at the sight of him so vulnerable for you, his eyes wide and needy as he stared up at you
he wanted you more than ever in this moment, having not been able to feel you in much too long for his liking
you left a small trail of kisses and hickeys down his torso, making your way to his pants and slowly unzipping them for him
before you did anything more, you moved away from him for a second, discarding all of the clothing you were wearing beforehand
he watched intently as you stripped in front of him, looking at every small detail of your body, which he had missed so much
once you were completely bare, you moved back down to position yourself between gabes legs, sliding his pants off and tossing them to the floor where your clothing laid
you could see his cock twitching and hardening through his boxers, slipping those off of him as well
slowly, you placed small licks on his cock, looking up at him to see every little reaction he had
he let out small, quiet whimpers at the feeling of your tongue as he looked down at you
just moments later, your took his dick in your mouth, almost the entire thing, which earned a tiny gasp from him
once you began to bob your head up and down, he really started to get loud. moaning and whining as his hips bucked up a bit, already begging you to let him cum
and you did, you had him cum down your throat. along the way, he whimpered out anything that came to mind, wanting you to know how special you were to him
"mmn..~ oh, i love you. i love you s- so much, nngh~!! thank you... for letting me cum-! ahh~ th- thank you.."
and since he hasn't cum in over three weeks, there is so much. he can't control it, ropes of it shooting down your throat as he cried out about how good you felt
he just wants to be as good as he can for you >///< (and that, he is)
he wanted to make you feel good now, but you reminded him that this was all about him right now
your straddled his thighs with your own, positioning his cock right below your hole
he looked up at you, his eyes wide as be prayed to be able to fuck you
you let yourself sink down onto his cock, he filled you up so well and he loved it. he loved being inside of you, so much that he didn't even care if you moved or not, he was fine with you cock warming him for eternity of that's what you desire
but you began to ride him at leisure pace, praising him and telling him how perfect he is and how good he makes you feel, and that he's your perfect, sweet, good boy
he loves it so much, the way you lean down to kiss him as you clench around his dick
he whines into your shoulder, hugging you a little as he feels himself about to cum again, you feel the same
"hmmn-! gonna cum.. gonna cum again~!! ahh.. plea- please cum with me..~ need it so bad~!"
he practically screamed it as he thrusted his hips up into you, filling you with more of his cum as he felt you convulse around him
he was a shaky mess by the end of everything, wanting nothing more than to hold you tight and never let go
which is what he did for a couple minutes, snuggling up to you before you cleaned everything up properly <3
a/n: this didn't really turn out as how i first thought it did, but im pretty sure this is the longest thing ive probably ever written on here so there's that 🤷🏻♂️
i gotta stop saving requests as drafts to look at things because I JUST LOST ANOTHER ONE WTF TUMBLR so big apologies to whoever requested something about reader discovering charlie’s the killer
Working on requests today! (or at least trying to…)