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Jason’s masseur deserves a fucking pay raise.
He has no idea how the fuck the dude gives back massages that quiet the goddam pit but you bet your ass Jason is recommending Danny to anyone who looks like they need a massage.
Izuku, after getting lost in the desert: Oh my God, we’re gonna die!
Bakugo: Calm down-
Izuku: Werewolves come out at night, Kacchan! I got thick thighs and a fat ass, I don’t want anyone eating me!
Bakugo: There’s a lot to unpack with that.
Izuku: How can you say to Todoroki-kun that we don’t trust him with our baby?
Bakugo: Because I don’t. Why did you even let him go check on her?
Izuku, turning up volume: Because, you’ll hear on the baby monitor that he’s doing great.
Todoroki, through monitor: Okay, little one. I’ll take great care of you, Uncle Shouto loves you so much.
BKDK Baby: Papa.
Izuku and Bakugo:
Izuku:…Was that her first word?
BKDK Baby: Papa.
Todoroki: No, no, little one. Papa is the mean grinch downstairs that we’re gonna go see, so I can rub this in his face.
Bakugo, shaking with anger:
Todoroki, through monitor: You hear that, asshat? She called me PAPA.
Izuku, running after Bakugo: KACCHAN NO!
Izuku: What are you two up to tonight?
Todoroki, talking about late-night training: I’m gonna make Bakugo beg for mercy tonight.
Izuku, blushing: What?
Bakugo: DON’T EVER FU*KING PHRASE IT LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE.
Bakugo: Is that my sweater?
Kirishima, looking down confused: No? I stole this from Denki
Denki: Oh well I stole it from Sero
Sero: it's not mine, I got it from Jiro
Jiro: I borrowed it from Tsuyu
Tsuyu: I got it from Mina
Mina: .... I may have stolen it out of Ochako's closet
Ochako: Only because I stole it from Iida first
Iida: Don't look at me l borrowed it from Shoto
Shoto: I only had it because I thought it was Izuku’s?
Izuki: Oh shit, I did steal that from you Katsuki
Izuku, holding his hands up: Don’t touch me, I have superglue all over my hands.
Todoroki: How did that happen?
Izuku: Long story.
Bakugo, throwing a football at him: Oi Deku! Catch!
Izuku, catches ball with both hands: Got it!
Todoroki:
Bakugo, laughing his ass off:
Izuku, trying to pull his hands off: Aw, dang it.
Izuku, groaning and waking up: T-Todoroki-kun?
Todoroki, laying down next to him: Hey Midoriya.
Izuku:…Are we laying down in a parking lot?
Todoroki: Yeah. You knocked yourself out when we were playing basketball, so I laid down next to you to make people think we were chilling.
Izuku: Oh, thanks…Kacchan, why are you here?
Bakugo, laying down next to him: I was waiting for you to wake up so I can show you the video of knocking yourself out.
Izuku:
Todoroki: Midoriya is that terrifying combo of ‘super adorable’ and ‘potentially deadly’. Watch. Midoriya, what do you have there?
Izuku: A new pair of workout shorts! Look, they have All Might all over them!
Todoroki: What happened to your old pair?
Izuku: Oh, I accidentally broke Kirishima’s nose sparring last time and got blood on them.
Extra: I don’t understand why Deku gets so much press. He’s not even scary.
Bakugo, about to square up:
Todoroki, holds him back: I have it.
Extra: ?
Todoroki: One time, he and I were held captive on a undercover mission and got hung up in the air by chains. And when the guard wasn’t looking, Midoriya grabbed him around the neck by his thighs, lifted him up, and broke his neck in mid-air.
Extra, horrified:
Todoroki: I would tell you what happened next but you’re not ready for that.
Bakugo: Here’s your damn drink.
Izuku: Is your mother a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.
Bakugo, blushing: WHAT THE HELL?!
Izuku, runs away giggling:
Bakugo, chases him: DON’T JUST RIZZ AND RUN, YOU BITCH!