elephanti497
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Jason’s masseur deserves a fucking pay raise.
He has no idea how the fuck the dude gives back massages that quiet the goddam pit but you bet your ass Jason is recommending Danny to anyone who looks like they need a massage.
Izuku, after getting lost in the desert: Oh my God, we’re gonna die!
Bakugo: Calm down-
Izuku: Werewolves come out at night, Kacchan! I got thick thighs and a fat ass, I don’t want anyone eating me!
Bakugo: There’s a lot to unpack with that.
Izuku: How can you say to Todoroki-kun that we don’t trust him with our baby?
Bakugo: Because I don’t. Why did you even let him go check on her?
Izuku, turning up volume: Because, you’ll hear on the baby monitor that he’s doing great.
Todoroki, through monitor: Okay, little one. I’ll take great care of you, Uncle Shouto loves you so much.
BKDK Baby: Papa.
Izuku and Bakugo:
Izuku:…Was that her first word?
BKDK Baby: Papa.
Todoroki: No, no, little one. Papa is the mean grinch downstairs that we’re gonna go see, so I can rub this in his face.
Bakugo, shaking with anger:
Todoroki, through monitor: You hear that, asshat? She called me PAPA.
Izuku, running after Bakugo: KACCHAN NO!
Izuku: What are you two up to tonight?
Todoroki, talking about late-night training: I’m gonna make Bakugo beg for mercy tonight.
Izuku, blushing: What?
Bakugo: DON’T EVER FU*KING PHRASE IT LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE.
Bakugo: Is that my sweater?
Kirishima, looking down confused: No? I stole this from Denki
Denki: Oh well I stole it from Sero
Sero: it's not mine, I got it from Jiro
Jiro: I borrowed it from Tsuyu
Tsuyu: I got it from Mina
Mina: .... I may have stolen it out of Ochako's closet
Ochako: Only because I stole it from Iida first
Iida: Don't look at me l borrowed it from Shoto
Shoto: I only had it because I thought it was Izuku’s?
Izuki: Oh shit, I did steal that from you Katsuki
Izuku, holding his hands up: Don’t touch me, I have superglue all over my hands.
Todoroki: How did that happen?
Izuku: Long story.
Bakugo, throwing a football at him: Oi Deku! Catch!
Izuku, catches ball with both hands: Got it!
Todoroki:
Bakugo, laughing his ass off:
Izuku, trying to pull his hands off: Aw, dang it.
Izuku, groaning and waking up: T-Todoroki-kun?
Todoroki, laying down next to him: Hey Midoriya.
Izuku:…Are we laying down in a parking lot?
Todoroki: Yeah. You knocked yourself out when we were playing basketball, so I laid down next to you to make people think we were chilling.
Izuku: Oh, thanks…Kacchan, why are you here?
Bakugo, laying down next to him: I was waiting for you to wake up so I can show you the video of knocking yourself out.
Izuku:
Todoroki: Midoriya is that terrifying combo of ‘super adorable’ and ‘potentially deadly’. Watch. Midoriya, what do you have there?
Izuku: A new pair of workout shorts! Look, they have All Might all over them!
Todoroki: What happened to your old pair?
Izuku: Oh, I accidentally broke Kirishima’s nose sparring last time and got blood on them.
Extra: I don’t understand why Deku gets so much press. He’s not even scary.
Bakugo, about to square up:
Todoroki, holds him back: I have it.
Extra: ?
Todoroki: One time, he and I were held captive on a undercover mission and got hung up in the air by chains. And when the guard wasn’t looking, Midoriya grabbed him around the neck by his thighs, lifted him up, and broke his neck in mid-air.
Extra, horrified:
Todoroki: I would tell you what happened next but you’re not ready for that.
Bakugo: Here’s your damn drink.
Izuku: Is your mother a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.
Bakugo, blushing: WHAT THE HELL?!
Izuku, runs away giggling:
Bakugo, chases him: DON’T JUST RIZZ AND RUN, YOU BITCH!
teacher deku doodles ft. coworkers
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Kirishima: We took out the last of the goons, man!
Bakugo: Ha! Mark it down, July 5th 20XX…Oh shit.
Kirishima:…Dude, isn’t your wedding today?! Midoriya is gonna be pissed!
Bakugo: Like hell! I know in my bones he forgot too! I gotta get there before he does or he gets the pants in this marriage!
Kirishima: What-
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Izuku, trying to put his tie on: Can’t this car go any faster?!
Todoroki: I’m speeding as fast as I can!
Izuku: Use your ice or something! I’m not letting him get there before I do! The amount of power I’ll have over that bastard is everything right now!
Todoroki: Way to view your future husband, Midoriya.
@/ukatu__datta: 飴玉と勝デ💥🥦
💥: stop trying to outkiss me dammit! 🥦: i'm not- 💥: attacking me while i'm asleep is weak 🥦:
💥: it's a tie you know, you have to try harder 🥦: are you really keeping score
"Don't worry, it's still here"
#for later
where are those startups that are disrupting the glasses industry
Just a random AU idea, what if at the Mugen Train, when Akaza arrives he see’s Tanjiro injured on the ground and gets flashbacks to his human life where past life Tanjiro is his fiancé and then he attacks Kyojuro thinking he was the one that hurt Tanjiro.
Kyojuro slices Akaza's arm thinking the upper moon wants to hurt Tanjirou, meanwhile upper three thinks Kyojuro injured Tanjirou and wants to take him with him.
They fight, but Akaza takes every opportunity to get closer to Tanjirou.
"My name is Tanjirou! I think you're mistaking me for someone else!" He says, confused, because Akaza has been calling him another name the whole night.
"Come with me, Tanjirou!"
At first Tanjirou refuses, but Kyojuro gets seriously injured and he's aware he can't protect him in his condition.
"If I come with you, you won't hurt Rengoku-san anymore or my friends?"
"I promise!"
And that's how Akaza manages to take Tanjirou that night.
Mitsuki: Okay Katsuki it's time to leave, grab your things and come say bye to Auntie Inko.
Katsuki walks over to his mother and Inko with his small backpack of toys and a confused Izuku's hand clutched firmly in his. He glares up at his mother as fiercely as he could to make sure she didn't try to stop him.
Mitsuki: Brat you can't take Izuku with you.
Katsuki: But you said I had to grab my stuff and he's MY Deku.
Inko suggest a sleepover so Katsuki calms down a bit, but Mitsuki shakes her head.
"No, he will only become more attached to your boy. I know my brat."
And she manages to separate them somehow and carries Katsuki away, who's angrily sobbing because his mother took HIS Deku away from him.
Little Izuku is still confused, but he doesn't like to see Katsuki cry so he promises to pay him a visit.
"I'll see you soon, Kacchan!"
Akaza: I should kill you all right now but I'm not going to do that get in there and take care of your tired omega and pup and wait a couple of days and get a doctor-NOT YOU (points at shinobu) family members aiding their own tend to be too emotional involve to a situation like this you need someone who can act professional right now (leaving and the Hashira baffled to be lectured by a demon let alone Akuza) oh and Congratulations it's a girl
Akaza *still angry*: And I'll be back to check on Tanjirou and his pup! So you better take care of them!
Tanjirou: Thanks for helping me, Akaza!
Akaza *genuinely smiling*: I'll see you soon. Please, don't go on any missions for a while.
The Pillars: What just happened?
Around the same time Jason died, a new hero started showing up. Bruce tries to think rationally but he can't. The boy has black hair and blue eyes. He's around the same age as Jason and even is just as reckless. Could his son really be back?
Danny found himself in not just another dimension, but a crime ridden city. So he did what he did best, he helped out. Evidently that was the wrong thing to do because he finds himself being pursued by a man claiming he's his son. Danny tries to explain to the hero that he isn't but unfortunately he's too blinded by his grief. Desperate, the boy reveals his half ghost status... only for that to further cement in the man's mind that he's his dead son given new life.
Dp x DC prompt
Damian and Tim are in a League of Shadows base, preparing to capture and question a guard to find out more information they were lacking when a Bruce Adoption Bait of a teen walks in, yells "Hell yeah they got a pool!" and immediately dives into the Lazarus pits in front of them. Tim and Damian are horrified. How did this teen get in? Why did he just kill himself? Why did he think the pit was a pool? Why was he hot?
Trick Force or Choice
Danny and Phantom are different people; they are just fused together after the portal opens up on top of them. As Phantom was crossing the ghost zone, the portal opened up on him as Danny turned it on, fusing them together. They are still their own people just sharing the same body. Danny has control of the human form, and Phantom controls the ghost form.
Spme background, Danny died when the portal opened, and the only reason he's still alive is because of Phantom's ectoplasm. They figure out how to keep Danny alive without him, but Phantom is afraid of losing him.
Takes place after defeating Pariah Dark.
Phantom becomes the new king after defeating Pariah Dark. These are three ways Phantom gets to keep Danny either as a friend or something more. Either by trick, force, or by choice.
Ideas:
Trick: Whoever is given the royal consort pendant by the king is the official consort. Phantom doesn't want to lose Danny and thinks the only way to keep him around is as a wife, so he doesn't tell Danny the meaning when he gives it to him. Danny doesn't learn about it until a DC crossover. Got inspired by dcxdpdabbles The Royal Consort.
When confronted, Phantom pretends he didn't know. They decide to keep up the charade because their marriage is seen as a treaty between the two realms. Danny later finds out the truth, and there is a lot of angst involved.
Force: Phantom protected Amity Park for years and wants something in return; Danny. Phantom uses the ghosts he controls to grab Danny and puts the pendant on him. Like Sam's crown, only the king or someone of equal power can take it off. Danny can either be stuck by his side or gain his own powers to escape. Inspired by Anastasia's villain song dinner scene. The song has nothing to do with this. I was just listening to it when reading The Royal Consort, and the idea was born.
By choice: After Phantom is crowned king, he gets many marriage proposals and rejects all of them. The officials are stubborn, and they refuse to listen to him unless he gets married. They think they have backed him into a corner, but then Danny finds out. He decided that since Phantom protected him and his town for years, it's his turn to protect him from the greedy officials and became his consort. When they try to pull the "two men can't have a baby" argument, then they bring up Dani and name her their heir
I couldn't find the original post, so I made this one.
Over the years, the townspeople of Amity Park have begun to appreciate Phantom. That was why on days like Valentine’s Day, he would get an abundant number of gifts. For the stuffed animals, he would just make a shrine out of them in the castle he won from Pariah Dark. The candy he ate obviously, it was just the flowers he didn’t know what to do with. He decided to just give them away, but a thought crossed his mind. Why settle for giving them away on one earth when he had access to multiple ones from the Infinite Realms? He decided on the earth that had multiple heroes on it.
Red Robin was the first hero he came across looking very sleep deprived with the way he swayed back and forth. Danny threw the bouquet of roses at his feet, waking him up a bit. He looked down and blushed seeing what was thrown. He picked them up and looked around to see who had thrown them only for Danny to be invisible.
Red Hood seemed to be able to tell when he was around and would leave as soon as he was sensed. Danny decided to wait while he was distracted to give him his bouquet. It took a fight with gangsters to get his distraction. He threw them only for Red Hood to shoot them down. Danny fled the scene as quickly as he could.
Robin the youngest bat was his next target. He threw the flowers at him and Robin caught the bouquet out of the air with one hand and held it as a sword. For some reason this made him laugh, giving away his position. Robin tried to find him but it was no use as Danny still hadn’t returned to visibility.
He came across Orphan by chance but it seemed as if she was waiting for something. He hesitated a bit and threw the bouquet only for her to turn and catch it cradling the flowers close. She looked at him and waved while he was still invisible and she left.
Some of the Rogues weren’t safe either. He always did it during a fight, distracting them enough for the heroes to take them down. Some of the bat family found it funny, laughing a whenever it happened.
The continued on for many days until he came across Nightwing. When he got his flowers he acted as if he was getting an award and did a speech on how he was so grateful and honored. Danny dropped single flowers at his feet getting closer and clos—
Pain vibrates through his skull from the kick Nightwing gave him, and he finds himself on the ground with cuffs on his wrists. He tried to use his intangibility to escape only to find that he couldn’t. “Power dampening cuffs,” he thought. A shadow crossed over him. Looking up, he saw Nightwing standing over him with a frightening grin.
“Only I get to mess with my siblings.”
“Shit."
What if Danny was pregnant when he escapes. He'll be scared of losing this baby like all the others. Maybe he'll also be scared of Tim trying to end the pregnancy or take away the baby.
So...anyone remember that version of the Rejected Soulmate AU where Danny turns Tim into a Halfa against his will and Tim developed picture powers and trapped Phantom in a painting?
Well I do and I'm about to make it everyone else's problem.
When Danny is finally released from the painting he is not okay. He had been trapped in an attic where pretty much no one went to and then everyone outright avoided for years.
He was essentially stuck in solitary confinement for Ancients know how long. People don't just walk away from that and get to be perfectly sane afterwords. Whats more was that Dannys core was damaged right before being picturefied. Usually the damage sustained would have been nothing more than the equivalent of a skinned knee but being surrounded on all sides by the essence or not only another ghost but another Halfa...well...when two ghosts mix thier essences together they can create a new core.
A baby.
Unfortunately for Phantom both of them were Halfas and Danny had no access to human requirements such as food and water.
Phantoms body couldn't handle the strain of a pregnancy and he had a miscarriage. Worse still, he was constantly surrounded by Tim's essence so he just...kept getting pregnant and kept having miscarriage after miscarriage. When Danny was released he sobbed. It wasn't unusual so hear sobbing or crying from what was dubbed "Dannys room" all around him were the empty cores of the children he had lost, splayed across the floor without a glow and without a life. He looked up at the wall he had been hanging on and saw a distinct discoloration where his portrait used to be. For the love of the Ancients, how long had be been trapped there??
Danny eventually managed to calm down and went over to one of the boxes that hadn't been touched since Alfred stopped coming he tried not to think about that and quietly dumped the contents out onto the floor and used the box to gather up the so many far too many cores.
He would hold a funeral for them all at a later date, but for now he needed to escape the manor.
Sneaking down the stairs he kept his senses sharp. There seemed to be no one in the manor and it appeared to have been that way for quite some time. Alfred would rise from the grave himself if he knew how much dust had accumulated in his absence.
Danny walked past a puddle on the living room floor absently noting the large stain on the ceiling that periodically let a drop splash down into the dampness below. What had happened here? Clearly Tim hadn't died the rest of the way anytime soon after locking Danny up and throwing away the key, so what was up with the manor? How long had Danny been gone? Did they abandon him along with the house? That thought sent his stomach churning.
He knew Tim didn't want him. He had been okay with that so long as he played with him. Most soulmate bonds were platonic and Danny wasn't above pestering someone for attention. Red Robin had almost always seemed annoyed by his presence though and never really gave him a chance even when he seemed to be having fun with whatever "mini game" he had constructed (he made sure to base them off of Reds own hobbies and likes) he had seemed to be holding himself back. Tim never opened up to Danny.
Now Danny was the one trying to avoid Tim as he slipped out one of the manors secret passageways. Thank you old school money and your paranoid aristocrats. He wondered it Bruce even knew of all the secret passageways the Phantom had scoped out in Wayne Manor as he slipped out of a bush behind some old house on another property. Judging on how he had to phase his way out of the hidden door and under the bushes roots he'd go out on a limb and guess no one had used this one in quite a while.
He decided to still stick to the shadows. Even if he had escaped the manor it didn't change the fact that if Tim didn't already know he escaped he would soon enough and would be out looking for him with the rest of the furry patrol.
What about Hood? Did he still hate him? Danny wasn't even sure what went wrong. One day they were friends and then the next he wouldn't even look at him. Did Tim say something? Would he stoop so low? Either way he didn't think Hood would help him. He could feel Hoods Ecto-signature over in the direction of Crime Alley so he couldn't have been trapped for two long, right?
Wrong. So so wrong. According to the date on the electronic billboard he had been trapped for 133 years. Ancients. In other news Tim Drake had been attacked and fallen into a coma not too long ago, which would explain why Danny was free and not being chased. That and his collar that hid his ecto signature. Every day he's thankful for it.
Now would be the best time to leave Gotham. Now while everyone is distracted and Tim can't shove Danny back into his own private Hell.
By the time Tim realizes Danny is missing he will already be long gone.