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7 years ago

People always tell me to see for virus in my usb drives and mobile . I am like aye pal chill i have always got my hand sanitizer and antiviral medicines in my bag


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5 years ago

Ridiculous Conspiracy Theory

Caligula was actually trying to introduce a video game console two thousand years early, but historians didn’t understand and thought he wanted to make his horse a consul. 


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8 years ago

the only nation i identify with is procrastination


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10 years ago

So, Knights are a Warrior class. I just realized that is absolutely a stealth pun:

Warrior = worrier


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3 months ago

But what if they're feeling horny

Just saw someone misspell “grind on your bulge” as “grind on your bugle” and got very scared for a minute. Please leave my bugle out of our sexual escapades. I need it to play Reveille or perhaps Taps


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4 years ago

Thing I was thinking while making video

Thing I Was Thinking While Making Video
Thing I Was Thinking While Making Video
Thing I Was Thinking While Making Video
Thing I Was Thinking While Making Video

This is inspired from that one fangame u need to fight Chara •v•

It's cool, u better check it out •∆•


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1 year ago

Please don't turn me into a marketable Tumblr font

Please Don't Turn Me Into A Marketable Tumblr Font

NOOOOOOOO!


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Mmm good pun good pun

OBGYN's be like: "ugh, I hate working in customer cervix"


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I invented a new word.

It's called plagiarism.


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1 year ago

they should make a sequel for i have no mouth and i must scream called i have a mouth and i dont want to scream where there's another supercomputer called pm who, ulike am, is super nice and sweet and loves humanity and isnt a genocidal maniac at all


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5 years ago
(Name: Palatino) Loves Cooking And Protecting His Relatives And Close Ones Is Cheery, Bubbly And Very
(Name: Palatino) Loves Cooking And Protecting His Relatives And Close Ones Is Cheery, Bubbly And Very

(Name: Palatino) Loves cooking and protecting his relatives and close ones is cheery, bubbly and very intimidating when he has to be, is strong and likes puns.

(Age: 24)

Mettaton=mom

Papyrus=Dad

Sans=dunkle


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