Hufflepuff: I challenge you to a pun off!
Gryffindor: Puns aren’t funny…
Hufflepuff: … what about you?
Slytherin: I would, but I don’t think you could stand the PUNishment.
Hufflepuff: … Ravenclaw?…
Ravenclaw: Wow, you got played by a PUNk.
Gryffindor: *Groans*
Ravenclaw and Slytherin: *High-five*
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Last night the police arrested a poster ad agency model near my house.
They told us that he was a Russian im-poster.
For those who don't understand the joke.
Crab talking to oyster (at their family dining table):- give me the food.
Crab:- no.
Crab:- Why?
Oyster:- because I am shellfish.
Crab:- me too bitch give me the fucking food.
Crab talking to oyster (at their family dining table):- give me the food.
Crab:- no.
Crab:- Why?
Oyster:- because I am shellfish.
Crab:- me too bitch give me the fucking food.