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When @aivadit and I were discussing the v3 cast and assigning blue blood to Angie, I suddenly thought that this massive piece of blue stone jewelry on Himiko's head could be interpreted as a sort of gift to celebrate acceptance into the cult and a sign of belonging at the same time. Our crossover doesn't have a plot as such, but sometimes spontaneous ideas like this come up. Tenko got a little emotional about it. Her crush has fallen completely under the influence of psychopathic blue caste. My poor girl.
It's actually an amazing coincidence because my love for orcas started developing years ago, I know a tons of facts about them. Additionally, Shuichi is typically linked to orcas in the fandom, conveying that my two passions have harmoniously merged. Awesome!
I usually prefer mermaid-like designs, but I decided to experiment. I also started watching Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt recently and attempted to copy their style. It wasn't quite the same, but I'm happy with how it turned out.
what if i put wheatley in the blender. and like. blended him.
im on page 32 of the song of achilles (first time reading it) and if these two fuckers dont kiss soon-
Bilbo smells like sweet pipe weed grown in his family garden for generations and apple tarts heavy with cinnamon and brown sugar--like home
Thorin smells like coal fire--he works in forges all the time and the smell just never can get out of his clothes or hair
Fili smells like lavender and thyme once they're no longer on the run--he takes pride in keeping himself clean and takes comfort in the herbal scents
Kili smells like pine and sprucewood--more elf than dwarf, he's always in the forests, exploring and climbing and getting sap all over himself
Balin smells like paper and gentle, pleasant tobacco smoke--a librarian and aide to the bone (or nose!)
Dwalin smells like rock--sharp iron, axe blades and whetstones
Bofur smells like linen-scented cotton and soft wood--he's a toymaker before he's a miner
(No Bifur sorry)
Bombur just somehow always smells like cake, vanilla to be exact--it's a rich but deep scent and it doesn't leave even if he's been on the road for months
Nori smells like sharp grease and oil--no valid reason tbh
Dori smells like cherry blossoms and white wine --no one knows how he manages that
Ori smells like paper too--but you can also smell how much chalk and charcoal dust he ends up with at the end of a long day of sketching
Óin smells like a sharp, pungent but not unpleasant mixture of several different types of herbs and poultices--and the polished leather bag he carries them in
Glóin is happily married and off limits for these types of fics but I'll tell you anyway--he smells like peat moss and a bit of bergamot
Elrond smells like candle wax, sage, and dust--not unpleasant dust, just the kind that is drawn to things ancient and worth dusting off
Lindir smells like water that runs over smooth beds of rocks, coupled with a light bit of lily
Thranduil smells like a king ("a proper one," he would probably sneer)--like rich, dark wood and brandy and the sweet smell of pastries that indicate decadence, but not so much to be gaudy
Legolas smells like undergrowth and his own special musk (he's always moving and doing) masked by a sort of bourbon-scented special cologne--you could describe it as charred oak and syruped cherries
Everyone I need some help! So you know how in stories people always describe their love interests smell, like fresh linen and strawberries or smoke, clove and oranges, well I want to hear what smell you would associate with Fili and Kili? (And the rest of the company or that matter) would they smell sharp like a citrus? Soft like lavender? What?
I want to see what different people think and how they interpret the characters!
Reblog and tell me what you think they and any others in the hobbit (dwarf, hobbit and elf alike) would smell like!
dude i absolutely hate fishing hamlet in bloodborne these shamans are the worst uGH
when im in a very bad mood and then i remember im going to die
No but I hot chocolate fudging HATE when I'm upset with my marks in some exam and then someone else is like, "Oh my gods that's not bad I got * insert even trashier score here*!" and then I have to assure them that their marks are good (even tho I probs do not think they are good) when all I want to do is dig a hole, crawl into it and eat ice cream in there until I die.
you know theres something about being a kid and not having many friends and constantly feeling stuck. like you know you’re meant for so much more but you just can’t reach it. you don’t want to die but theres nothing to live for and your life doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things and you just want something to change.
and theres something about having a face and a name that belongs to you but isn’t yours. and you dont feel real most days even though you’re living the life you wanted. there’s violence in your veins that scares you and a hunger for something that you can taste but never quite see. and every day you’re drowning, drowning and praying for someone to throw you a rope you’re not even sure you’d take.
And then all of a sudden you’re surrounded by people who love you and know you and you can finally breathe. and on the bad days they bring you food and sing silly songs and remind you that you’re real and you matter. you get obsessed over stupid shit and you live day by day because you can’t survive any other way, but your friends listen to you ramble and support you. you’re everything you thought you could be and nothing like you imagined and you’re sense of self is still so fragile but thats okay. you have good food and good friends and that’s enough to live for.
anyway, Dorohedoro is my favorite manga, can you tell?
Literally just realized I haven't followed you on Tumblr until now ANYWAY Sir Inthelittlewood AKA Martyn, I have an important question.....would you. As a Crocs user. Ever put those silly little headlight charms on your iconic Crocs
I legit have some of these 😂 so my crocs are strictly for taking out the bins and that's it, so they help on dark nights ha - Netty got them for me one Christmas.
214 - GARFACROSS - Usually docile, but if disturbed while SLURPIN’ ‘SAGNA, it chases off the intruder with a POINTED INSULT and then TAKES A NAP ETC ETC
Self indulgent, Pre-release Mr Reca thoughts (and hopefully prayers for me, because this man makes me salivate.)
This is filthy as hell.
Pet play, dacryphilia, and probably a few more I hadn't think of yet, this is a wild ride
I wanna make this man whimper so hard you have no fucking idea, this man makes me feral. I want to see him on the floor like a dog for me just augghhhhhhhhhh
Anyways.
Mr Reca with pet play. You saw the trailer, you will see the vision. Crazy director man who probably has a thing for controlling things because of his personality (maybe) or profession? Sign me the fuck up. I want to see this twink with a collar and leash. I want to fuck him hard and make him whimper and call him a pathetic little puppy. I want to make him wear a tail plug.
Or, alternatively, make him hump my shoe while he wears some fluffy dog ears. I see him as a dog boy, I have no idea why, but he gives possessive dog boy vibes. Bear with me here. Make him a custom collar or thigh straps with your name on it. I mean he already has them in his daily outfit, it would just make sense y'know?
Mr Reca with dacryphilia because I like my men crying and in pain. That thing about men whimpering and whining being hot is my whole personality when I'm reading fics, that is my vanilla, let's go. I want to see this pretty man crying while I suck him dry, I want to kiss his tears away while I prevent him from coming over and over. And by gods above I want to see this man full on bawling after all the overstim. Kiss away the tears because I'm soft like that.
Mr Reca but we tie him up with his straps. Why does one man need that many straps anyways? Or hell, his jacket thing works too, that shit def looks hot if he wore it without a shirt underneath like the back is 80% open, it covers nothing but it's giving everything fr. Y'all think we can hang him up with just his straps? Fuck him hard while he's up?
Mr Reca but we def filming, I shit you not that is the thing that started this post. Use his phone, your phone, do it on a private Livestream for yourself, use his freaking cameras, do it on set let's goooooooooo. I wanna watch him write his scripts as we fuck, let him sit on your dick if you can, if not cockwarm him instead. We winning no matter what. Make that man struggle and whimper, we ✨love✨ whimpering men in this house. If he feels generous maybe he'll let us wrap him up with his film tape of him being fucked and takes pictures with it. He probably won't though, but he'll probably keep them~♡ I wanna see him drool on camera so I can zoom in on his face and take pictures of it.
Mr Reca and a breeding kink???? A height difference and size kink??? I can see this going both ways. I feel like it's less breeding kink, and more he likes the feeling of cum. How to explain this? No clue. But I just think he would. Let him suck you off or eat you out, get his face wet~
For the size/height kink I think it goes both ways. I think he doesn't really care if you're smaller than him or bigger than him, he just likes it y'know? Maybe you're smaller than him but you can fuck his brains out. Maybe you're tall enough you can lift him up and fuck him against the wall without his feet touching the floor. ✨Just difference in general✨ baby. Bonus points too if you're big, I feel like he'll enjoy getting squished. Doesn't matter if you're masc or femme leaning and/or presenting, he likes getting squished.
And I hadn't really started on the real size kink idea yet, damn. Okay, size kink when he sees his stomach having a bulge as you fuck him. We love a skinny twink. I think he would see it and his mind would just go blank, like, "what the fuck, you're that big" kinda thing. Strap on or not, I think the surprise factor of seeing it is something he likes.
Mr Reca with mirrors. Listen. Trust me. Mirrors. I just love watching this unhinged man get his mind fogged by pleasure. This is a thing I love. I wanna see his face and watch him cry and watch him struggle. We've seen how deranged this man is in the trailer, now let's fuck him up literally so we can see his face more. Do it against those big, wall length mirrors you see in dancing studios if he's working on a musical or something. Do it in one of his trailers while he's out filming on set, bonus if it's not even room and we just press him against a random ahh mirror in a random trailer for costume and makeup.
I blame the unhinged energy today on my exams.
Hope you enjoyed? Well, technically I wrote this for myself but, sure. Posting this for funsies.
Tag the oc that goes on a walk and comes back with their pockets filled with little trinkets; stones and shells and feathers and flowers etc
I may have been a little too excited and finished chapter 13 already…
Uhm
What now?
Seeing as Victor Hugo knows so much about the Paris sewer system, could you say he's a connoisewer?
[This is the most cringy thing I've ever said]
Ok, who used the no-no machine. I just want to talk (loads shotgun), I just want to talk :)
shouldn’t have to say this but apparently it needs to be said
If you support using AI to create art, whether it be drawing or writing or voice acting or anything in between, get off my page. block my accounts. leave.
You are not welcome here. You are not welcome in this community and we don’t want you here
Creators don’t owe you jack shit. You do not get to use their hard work because you’re too impatient to wait for new content and too fucking lazy to learn how to create things yourself
Just want everyone to know that Nimirylov does not know that Ford's actual name is Stanford. Ford just introduced himself as Ford when they first met and just... never mentioned his technically real name.
You’re in the girls lockerroom.
There are toilets in there.
A girl walks out of the stall saying “The toilet won’t flush coach.”
The coach walks out of her office.
She checks it out.
“The toilet’s won’t flush guys, don’t use them.” The coach shouts.
You turn to your friend after hearing this.
You get close to his ear.
You whisper, “Imagine taking the fattest fucking shit in those toilets then all the sudden the toilet just doesn’t flush.”
Based on true events.
i have no real content right now but uh
idk im just thinking abt how if "complete" vergil is already accident prone bc of natural reasons; then v is basically not potty trained 🤪
I was just born, what do I do?
take uquiz to find out which pokémon is your perfect pokématch. base your personality off of that
they’re so gross i hope they makeout
Albus spending WAYYYY TOO MUCH TIME in the Malfoy Manor
Like seriously, at this point the Manor has EXTRA EVERYTHING for Albus- extra clothes, extra cutlery, extra snacks, an extra chair in the dining room- EVERYTHING (except a bed tho- Scorpius is WAY too happy to share).
And the Malfoys? They're more than happy to have another member in their manor to fill up the quiet space 😁
Albus and Scorpius having to split spending the holidays in the Burrow and in the Malfoy Manor
At this point neither of them need to pack things to go to eachother's houses anymore- they can just walk in eachother's houses and already having extra stuff for them in their house
LIKE- Imagine Mrs. Weasley and the family making sure that they have extra space for Scorpius in the Burrow and knitting a sweater for him 🙂↔️🙂↔️
This is kinda weird- but Albus randomly sneaking out from his house and flooing to the Manor at like 3 A.M RIGHT IN SCORPIUS' BEDROOM.
Albus' bed in the dorm probably hasn't been slept on since like 4th year- EVERYONE knows he shares a bed, probably cuddling Scorpius.
Harry and Ginny probably having to get used to going back and forth to pick up Albus from the manor
And Draco having to floo to the Potter's house almost. Every. Single. Holiday
I love them so much tell me if you all want more 🫂🫂🫂🫂
OH MY GOD?? THIS IS SO COOL, I'M SO HAPPY PEOPLE HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT MARE AND STILL MAKE ART OF HIM!!!!!! (A WEEK OR SO AGO I POSTED ASKING PEOPLE TO DRAW HIM, MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!) OP @lisathecake YOU ARE SO COOL
HELLO i just remembered tumblr exists
oke im gonna run away now