I'm a person who thinks she can do basically anything bc booksMy main-ish fandom blog is @now-cracks-a-noble-heart-96
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I have the headcanon that Katniss’ kids keep bunnies as pets and one day, one of them dies from old age. That evening Katniss serves him up for dinner (food is food) and all hell breaks loose. The kids scream and cry, Peetah desperately tries to calm them down and Haymitch falls off his chair from laughing so hard while Katniss grumbles about how she doesn’t understand what they are on about.
After reading the Epilogue this headcanon is just cemented into my brain. I love her, but Katniss-I-tried-to-drown-my-sisters-cat-Everdeen would be fun to watch as a mother.
FINALLY finished sunrise on the reaping...
I'll be dumping a lot of thoughts on her soon
who i would let borrow my car in lord of the rings:
boromir- would likely take it to a car wash and fill up the tank for me afterwards. no questions asked and the keys are in his hand before he finishes his sentence.
gimli- would change my tires for me. a bit worried about him off roading but he’d take care of it. it’s extremely likely that he also took it through the car wash but not out of politeness but because he got it caked with dirt and mud while driving.
elrond- i’m willing to bet my life on this man being a reliable driver. he could get negative traffic tickets- as in, the cops pull him over just to tell him how good of a three point turn that was. this man is married to the turn signals.
sam- there might be dirt and dog hair left over for weeks but yeah i’d trust him. he probably just needs the trunk space for a dresser he found on the side of the road.
who in lord of the rings i do not trust with my car:
gollum- yeah obviously he’d drive it into the swamp in .2 seconds. this little fucker does not follow road laws or any laws. the second gollum takes my car i know its over.
gandalf- i do not know how one sends an automotive on a quest but im pretty sure my car is in moria rn and i’m never seeing it again
legolas- has the biggest passenger princess energy i’ve ever seen. would total my car immediately after going diagonal across the highway because he saw a cool tree
thranduil- like father like son. passenger princess who has not been behind the wheel for decades. would guilt trip me into giving him a ride before even asking to borrow my car. gets pulled over for having a whole ass wine bottle in the cupholder.
pippin- there would be peanut butter stuck in the console for months and i’d be finding loose snacks and trinkets in my seats years afterwards. also strikes me as the type to be obsessed with the radio to the point of reckless driving
Shakespeare Fun Fact
hope all my boromir defenders are having a absolutely lovely day. the rest of you i hope are having an okay day i guess.
Genuinely year round I do this bc I always stop less than halfway through two towers help
My friends: "Yeah, I want to read *insert new book* so bad!"
Me, glancing at my Lord of the Rings books again: "Yeah, totally...."
So what if I just quoted Veggie Tales and claimed it was a Jedi proverb you can't prove anything
this is beautiful someone pls do this with me
im about to watch the minecraft movie and 3 teenagers showed up in full tuxedos im crying
Boromir had a long sword, in fashion like Anduril but of less lineage and he bore also a shield and his war-horn. 'Loud and clear it sounds in the valleys of the hills,' he said, `and then let all the foes of Gondor flee!' Putting it to his lips he blew a blast, and the echoes leapt from rock to rock, and all that heard that voice in Rivendell sprang to their feet. 'Slow should you be to wind that horn again, Boromir,' said Elrond. 'until you stand once more on the borders of your land, and dire need is on you.' `Maybe,' said Boromir.
this is funnier every time i read it
the way this is written there is no impetus for boromir to describe and blow the horn. i am picturing that 'off-screen' so to speak, maybe pippin or somebody pointed to the horn of gondor and said 'hey whats that' and the answer was OH ITS SUPER LOUD ITS TOTALLY SICK LET ME SHOW YOU FWEET FWEEEEEEEEET but maybe that didn't happen and boromir really did this with zero provocation.
everyone in rivendell freaked out
'friendo, do not blow that thing again until you are back in your own country, and even then, it had better be dire'
'Maybe,' said Boromir
For a fun little sequel to my previous poll let's do movies I don't like!!! :D
Wow I love your quizzes. you have skill imo
I made a uquiz! Answer some questions and I'll give you a half alive song. Now, Not Yet edition!
I've been seeing this go around and thought it would be fun to hop on the train! I was not able to come up with 100 though, so I capped off at 60 for an even number.
Hey guys, I haven't been posting as much original content recently but here's an ask game based on two truths and a lie.
So basically you send an ask with an emoji and I'll reply with two true statements and one lie about a specific topic. You guys reply with which one you think is the lie and after a day or so I'll say what the lie is.
🐳 - about your main WIP
🐢 - about a character
🐀 - about previous projects
🐝 - about myself
💜 - about anything
I am extremely disappointed that @staff did not bring back the boops for April fools day
New ask game:
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what your trademark ™️ is. Like, what’s that thing that really identifies you.
BOOP
*cracks knuckles* *puts on a wizard hat* What do you mean? Do you wish me boop, or mean that I am booped whether I want it or not, or that you feel boop-ish this morning, or that it is a morning to be booped on?
Right, I don't shun trends just because they are trends, and this one sounded fun, so:
Anyone's welcome to take it, but I'd love it if my friends could comment with their results, because it's more interesting to see how much overlap we have! :-)
boromir "the dog who weeps after it bites is not different from the dog who doesnt"
AFFIRMATIONS
There is no shame in taking a few tries to get it right
Everyone struggles with fine motor skills from time to time
I can do fine motor activities
I can locate a port and plug in a cable
I can plug my phone in on the first try
I can plug my phone in while sober
BBC Sherlock does not exist
I can do hard things
Another installment in my series of "ocs running my brain".
me finding out my mutual is one inch taller than me
Tagged by @saxifrage-wreath to make a top 100 movies list:
Making this list made me realize that the majority of my beloved media is books, games, and tv shows…
Tagging @kanerallels @accidental-spice @o-lei-o-lai-o-lord @esthelle-wanders @valiantarcher and @braveheartstoryteller if you want to play!
Top 5 mutuals to form your found family heist team that will steal the world's largest emerald to the coolest soundtrack ever
This is an absolutely iconic ask and I love it deeply
@singswan-springswan just because I feel like she'd be down to heist something with me
@accidental-spice to be my guy in the chair, obviously, and our moral compass. RIP
@o-lei-o-lai-o-lord You've seen more of Leverage than I have and therefore, you DEFINITELY need to be part of the team
OH @sunflower-chai you do ballet!! Which requires hecking skills! You're invited
I feel like I need a grifter but I'm not sure who I should invite...any volunteers of people who want to distract a mark while I steal from them?
How many of my favourite films have you seen?
I'm a ballista
Ladies are we enduring??? Are we continuing??? Are we somehow feeling worse after a full 8 hours of sleep than after 5 and a half????
A heart’s a heavy burden ✨
Prints available here!