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*Talking about someone blowing Tyler up*
Tyler: Ah, those were the days
Human: That was three days ago
SOoOOOoOoOOOOooOoO
I made a thing. I was watching a few youtube vids on my time off, and I came across this little heartbreaking gem.
He can get hurt? (Animatic-Helluva Boss scene)|| RADIOAPPLE/APPLERADIO
SOOOOOOO I made a fanfic based on this. Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha-
Eastern Energy - A Radioapple Story
Tags: Angst without a happy ending, maybe pt 2 if people want it, radioapple
Context:
Alastor and Lucifer have been living at the hotel for some time. After a few late-night drinks, some trust exercises, and Lucifer healing Alastor’s wound, the two grew close. How close is up to you.
One day, on his way to Rosie’s with Charlie and Vaggie, they get a call.
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“You’ll love Rosie!” Charlie assured her girlfriend, squeezing her shoulder lightly.
“Her cornbread recipe is to die for!” Alastor hummed. “Several have.”
Vaggie rolled her eye but continued walking. When they were about halfway to Rosie’s Charlie got a call.
“Oh, it’s Angel. What’s up?” She answered. Her face suddenly turned white. “What?”
“Chalie?” Vaggie asked.
Charlie said nothing, just put Angel on speaker.
“CHARLIE? Can you hear me??” Angel's voice was frantic. “I promise I am not joking! Your dad needs your help!!”
“Wait what?” Alastor asked.
What could he possibly need help with? Fixing his height? A stepstool could do that.
“We can hear you, Angel. What happened?” Vaggie prodded.
“Adam barged into the hotel, wrapped Lucifer in some kind of glowy rope, and took off flying away with Lucifer! We couldn’t do anything because Adam took us by surprise!”
“Hold on Angel, we’re getting a call from Lucifer,” Alastor told the spider.
Probably telling us that he took care of it and there is nothing to worry about.
“Okay,” Angel ended the call and Vaggie answered Lucifer’s call.
“Hey bitch.” Alastor’s heart dropped. He’d know that voice anywhere. It was hash and brash, not at all like Lucifer’s soothing melodic tone.
“Adam,” Vaggie growled. “What the fuck do you want?”
“I thought I should brag about kidnapping the king of hell!” Adam bosted. “It was fucking easy too.”
“Why are you doing this?” Charlie demanded.
“If Lucifer is gone, then they’ll have to let me back into heaven!”
“Dios Mijos, Adam. You do know that your plan to get back into Heaven includes sinning? Killing is a sin!” Vaggie yells into the phone
“Sorry, Can’t hear you bitch, byeee!”
The call ended suddenly.
“FUCK!!” Charlie yelled as she punched a hole into the nearest wall, denting it.
“Charlie dear,” Alastor puts a hand on her shoulder. “Maybe instead of denting walls, you go help your dad take down Adam. Your father could certainly use the help.”
Not really, Lucifer can take care of himself. But I do want Charlie to feel like she can do something, rather than sitting around worrying.
“You and your father both outrank Adam in power, so it should be easy,” Alastor says.
“And I could go with you if you need backup.”
“Okay. Let’s go.”
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“Oh shit,” Lucifer said.
I need to get out of here before someone comes and puts themself in danger because of me.
“You’re fucking right ‘Oh shit,” Adam smirked.
“No I just realized I didn’t eat breakfast. Did you think I was scared of you?” Lucifer smirked. “An insect could do a better job of kidnapping me.
“You should be. Because with you finally fucking gone, I’ll be heaven’s savior. They’ll have to let me in after.”
“You do know that in the VERY unlikely case, you do manage to kill me, Charlie will take over hell as queen and will take revenge,” Lucifer says as Adam hoists him into a mine cart. “Also, trying to kill me in a mine, and they call me tacky.”
“One more word and I’ll gag you.” Adam threatened, then muttered under his breath, “Angels are heavy.”
“Hmmm. Kinky.”
“Shut the fuck up cunt.” Adam growled as he tied Lucifer to a rock. “You seem to love ruining my life, so when I take yours, I think I’ll have a little fun with it.”
“Are you sure this isn’t a kink of yours? I won’t judge if so. It must be hard to find someone to fuck when all you want to do is suck your own dick.”
“YOU! Don’t get to fucking talk! You are the shitiest being in all of creation and you took fucking everything from me!” Adam yelled into Lucifer’s ear. “And because of that, you won’t be mercy-killed. No, I’ll take my sweet fucking time.”
“Are you sure that this isn’t some hidden kink of yours? You seem to love killing so much-AH!” Lucifer suddenly yelled in pain, as the first man sunk an angelic dagger deep into Lucifer’s shoulder.
Adam twisted the blade in Lucifer’s shoulder, which made a hissing sound.
“You. Do not get to fucking talk over me.” Adam growled, lowering his head to whisper in Lucifer’s ear. “You should’ve been killed in your fall.” The first man grabbed Lucifer’s hair and Lucifer let out a snake-like hiss. “You even sound like what you are. A fucking snake.”
“I’ve been called worse by demons I like better than you.”
“This about that pesky overlord. Or your daughter? Both hated you at some point, and they will again.”
Lucifer, at the mention of Charlie and Alastor, tried to make his demon form come out, but the holy rope wouldn’t let him. He could only muster his tail. Seeing this weak display of power, Adam laughed and took the opportunity to stomp hard on his tail. Lucifer let out a bleat of pain, quickly followed by a defiant hiss when Adam brought the holy knife to his throat.
“Torture doesn’t seem your style, Adam. What makes little ol’ me so special?” Lucifer grunted.
“You took my wives, Eden, my son.”
“How did I take your s-AH!” He cried out when Adam took the blade out, only to punch Lucifer in the face, and then stab him in the shoulder again, going all the way through it.
“Since you took my family, I’ll take yours.” Adam cruely laughed. “I think I’ll take Charlie, then-ah-fuck!” Lucifer used the last of his strength to push Adam back with his hind goat legs.
“I swear,” Lucifer threatened, trying to stand up, but failing. “If you go near her I will destroy you.”
“O-ho! Big talk from someone who can’t even stand up! Much less get out of here!” Adam laughed, walking over to Lucifer. He grabbed him by the ropes and threw him against the rocks. The King of Hell let out a pained sound, somewhere between a bleat and a hiss.”This has been fun, but I have to grace heaven with my presence. Any last words, Sin of Pride?”
“Charlie…I…Alastor…” Lucifer gasped out. He barely had enough strength to stay awake, much less call out for help.
“Your cunts ain’t coming.” Adam laughed as he stood over him to make the final blow.
I love you, Charlie, more than anything. Was his final thought before everything went dark.
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Alastor had gotten a mental message from Charlie, telling him to meet them at the Sloth Hospital. He figured that Charlie or Vaggie had gotten hurt in the battle and needed to be patched up. When a car pulled up and Charlie and Vaggie were mostly unharmed, his heart sank.
“Where is Lu -oof!!” He was suddenly run over by a bunch of medical staff. Alastor looked up for just a second, he saw something that terrified him. Lucifer’s limp tail hanging off a hospital bed over him.
Lucifer’s tail is only out in his demon form, or when he’s somewhat weak and can’t hide it. Alastor remembered. He got up quickly, dusting himself off in the process.
“Alastor? Are you okay?” Charlie asked, her eyes bloodshot and dried tears on her cheeks.
“I am fine me dear. What was that about?”
“Lucifer got hurt bad,” Vaggie says.
“Lucifer got what? H-how?” Alastor looked at the door, which was flooded with reporters. “He can get hurt?”
A/N: Please don't kill me-
@razzlematazz
Writing Prompt #29
"How's sleeping beauty now that he's finally woken up?"
"Dude, you literally hit me in the head with a baseball bat!"
LETS GO DONNIE!!!!
how i thought @autismswagsummit's donnie vs kris round would go
and what's currently happening. somehow
I would like to believe I cracked the code
new interest just dropped.
Boys performing a ritual for "Awaken" [FOUND FOOTAGE]
this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever
Doodle/ Possible future adopt ft. my boyo Trocien
Two mostly entirely finished drawings and two drawings I gave up on T_T
the unexplainable urge to post your tits online
ohmylord this is ruining me
i think ….. i think this is gonna be a fic
like any good jersey boy dommy is Italian, so my latest fantasy has become running around the Italian coast with him all summer
oh god yes, my family is from florida and i go there every summer and the beach/water is so so important to me in terms of like bonding and relationships (like my go-to fantasy for ANY person i’m into is taking them with me to florida to meet my family and be at the beach together but that’s a whole other thing entirely, i need to stay on track here)
but having the flip of that and dom taking you to a place that means a lot to HIM, like maybe he still has family/cousins in italy so you get to stay with them and experience italy as like residents do and not as tourists do, and dom is just like. he’s so violently himself when he’s in italy, but a little more refined?? like the mornings, you wake up to a hot summer day already in progress, and he’s already sitting outside, eating strawberries and drinking a little espresso, and you come sit in his lap and he kisses you and softly asks how you slept, and he warns you “my cousin has already gotten into the wine, i think we’re in for a long day”
going down to the water and sitting together and reading your books, pausing to chat every so often, when his cousins come down, you’re all just having a good time together
and then you come back to the house to get ready for dinner, showering off the sweat and sunscreen, and you come out and dom just hugs you and kisses your wet hair and you’re like “what’s going on” and he fesses up “i ordered you something from milan and it was delivered this morning” and you start to hit his chest “dommy!” and he’s like “wait, wait! wait til you see what it is before you get mad!” and he grabs the box and you recognize the sleek designer logo, and he pulls out the most beautiful linen sundress, all patterned with flowers and laying in just the most beautiful way, and it fits you like a dream, and you want to be mad at him for spending all that money on you, but his eyes are all big and glassy as he grabs your hips and drinks in the sight of your body and whispers "fuck..."
and you're a little late to dinner, your hair a little rumpled and dom's all flushed in the face and happy, drinking wine and talking and laughing, trying your hand at the little bit of italian you can glean off of his cousins, and he's like "can we have a moment for amore mio's dress?" and has you stand up and do a spin, and all the girl cousins are fawning over it, and he just smothers you in kisses
and UGH italian vacation dom has me GOOFY
OBSESSED with a reader who is so stupidly oblivious you wanna strangle them. With someone trying to hit on them, be it shy and subtle or loud and extravagant, and they just don't get it. Something else they don't get. Why the other character gets so flustered when they so easily hum 'Mm, that's nice, darlin' or 'thanks, love'.
PLEASE. More characters who use nicknames like it's people's proper names. Who is an idiot when it comes to love, not in a soft submissive way, but in a way that they just love so much the have trouble discerning the lines of romantic and platonic.
*Whisper-yelling* Just... gonna leave this here... FOR LATER
Homestuck Examination - Classpect Analysis Masterpost
Hello! I’m Homestuck Examination, and for a while now I have been doing Class and Aspect analysis stuff. With the advent of the Canon Aspect Quiz and some pretty interesting explanations of each Aspect, I decided to make a Class Quiz, which you can take following this link:
HSE Class Quiz
Ever since I made this Quiz, people have been asking me to go more in-depth about some of the Classpect Combinations, and until now I’ve been answering them separately- But then, given they just kept coming and repeated ones kept popping up in my Inbox I thought, what the hell? I may as well do every single one of them broadly and get it over with!
Below I’ll post links to analysis for each Class individually on its own, and a broad view over how each Class Pair would interact with each Aspect.
Creator Classes - Sylph / Maid - Aspect Analysis
Giver Classes - Knight / Page - Aspect Analysis
Visionary Classes - Seer / Mage - Aspect Analysis
Innovator Classes - Heir / Witch - Aspect Analysis
Taker Classes - Rogue / Thief - Aspect Analysis
Destroyer Classes - Bard / Prince - Aspect Analysis
Master Classes - Muse / Lord - Aspect Analysis
A foreword about this analysis, the pairings may not exactly match up your personal Headcanons, specially talking about the Knight/Page alignment and the Sylph/Maid and Heir/Witch pairings, but I do explain my reasoning in the analysis, and you should check this if you want a more in-depth analysis about the reasoning between these pairings and power ideas.
Furthermore, Classes sharing the same Verb are similar enough with their powers that they may be interchangeable- So what a Bard of Time can do, a Prince of Time likely can, and so on, so if you don’t exactly agree with my analysis, make sure to check the Passive/Active counterpart!
Hope my analysis helps you come to terms with your own Classpect, or think of fun interactions and things Players could do within a Session!
Kudos to @revolutionaryduelist for his amazing analysis of Homestuck as well as the little Class Cards, and to homestucking-girl for the base sprite I used for the Mage Class!
And if you want to see my original Post about the Class Quiz, you can find it over here!
Additionally! If you haven’t been able to come up with your own Class and Aspect yet, feel free to check my Classpecting Guide on Patreon!
imagine a vampire refusing to drink blood straight from the people faucet as it were because its the same thing as drinking milk straight from cow tiddies to them
Been struck with a lack of motivation but I'm mustering out some quick Freddys and Jason stuff for Halloween
Bonus : I was watching Freddys Nightmare and I learnt that he owns an ice cream truck
I TRIED DRAWING AGAIN WEEEEE
ive been dying in this fandom recently and in general but ANYWAYS ONE VERY MESSY STANNARRATOR
I feel so frickcjn dead (its been so long since ive tried actually drawing digitally help)