THANK YOU FOR FEEDING ME
fem!reader with cecil headcanons pleaseeeee (can be nsfw if you're fine with that:3)
SFW and NSFW Cecil X fem!Reader HCs
IF YOU ARE MY BSF DO NOT READ THIS. This has been your warning. I want this old man carnally, and it’s abt to be everyone’s problem. I’ll lyk when the nsfw starts so if you want to JUST read the SFW, there’ll be a warning.
hcs under the cut!
Ive been thinking about him like a mix of Batman and a veteran, and that’s not an incorrect opinion of him
he eats canned beans, on toast
“Cecil wtf…”
the first time you see this you literally force him to eat something else because no way that’s nutritious OR delicious
being basically the sole intelligent person keeping the earth safe, he has a hard time doing leisure activities, like going on dates
so a lot of your dates are work dates
playing tic tac toe while monitoring world ending threats
youre playing stardew valley together on opposite ends of the earth
he romances Maru, pragmatic, efficient, he skips all their heart cutscenes
Hes terrible at video games
Absolutely amazing at Monopoly though, and WILL NOT let you forget it.
Its his go to for game night, if and when it has the chance to even happen
VERY anti pda, terrible about it and straight up won’t kiss or hold your hand in public.
Hell let you hold his arm like he’s escorting you, but that’s about it
in private though? Eugh he’s clingy
Perpetually exhausted, so whenever he finds some free time you’re on his bed or couch and he’s situated in the crook of your neck or into your side
Literally let him under your skin
its sensory seeking, he uses a weighted blanket to lull his insomniac ass to sleep when you aren’t around
otherwise he drapes you over him, careful not to crush his fragile, dilapidated body
”Hey, don’t treat me like some old geezer, I used to be a top agent for this country”
”I know darling, but the last time I laid on you we had to restart your heart”
”…”
He likes to organize things, and he’s taken to organizing your mess of an apartment
alphabetized your cds, color coordinated your closet
Donald jokes it’s his ocd but in reality it’s just how he copes with the stress of his unpredictable life
if everything is in its proper place, he can enforce peace amongst things
even if those “things” are just your socks
The teen guardians love you
like, looooove you
You bring Cecil his lunch or his favorite pen (he has a favorite pen btw) or just tag along to say hi and they all lose it
Rex is all over you, you’re like the mom he never had, but you let him drink and make Cecil be nice to him
When Monster Girl and Rudy go on their date, Amanda asks you to help her pick out an outfit
The Immortal isn’t so certain about you, but Kate likes you well enough so it works out
When Kate and the Immortal get engaged, The Immortal asks you to walk him down the aisle
yk since his mom and everyone he ever loved is long deceased
Of course you agree, and Cecil gets roped into attending.
Cecil likes when you wear soft, flowy clothing
he spends his entire life around stuffy uniforms and spandex neon costumes
Your floral sundress holds a unique appeal to him
He likes to dance with you in the kitchen to old music, older than he is
He just has antique taste, he says
He likes to hold the small of your back and lead with a wide arm, quietly floating with you in your apartment kitchen
Hes not much of a talker in private, preferring simple company
he loves hearing you talk, though
it reminds him why he has to be so good at his job
to protect people like you
or better, to protect you
Again, his body is creaky
but he’s surprisingly strong, all the years of physical enhancements and fake skin have done that to him
on that note, his artificial skin is super soft
Hes willowy, one of those people who thinned out with age
so he can’t top you easily, he struggles to find his footing and to keep himself upright when he’s just so focused on rutting into you
Can and has gone dizzy from overexerting himself before
he’s stoic to a fault, and has mastered his instincts, so quickies aren’t much of a thing for him
When he fucks you, it’s borderline erotic
When Cecil fucks you, it’s only because he wants you
He loves taste you, military swimming training and all the times he’s been choked by superheroes and supervillains means he has incredible breath holding abilities
Goes down on you for hours if you can last that long
you usually cant
hes good at what he does.
His hands are slender and long, bony at each knuckle
this is great for marking how deep inside of you he is, curling his fingers inside you at the hilt of his fingers. licks his fingers after I MEAN WHAT WHO SAID THAT—
Big fan of the cowgirl position
His long, bony hands hold your hips firm as he bucks into you
hes not very verbal, and likes to put on music
the same music he dances with you to in the kitchen
it sets the mood for him, he says, noncommittaly
but you know he doesn’t need music to be ready to fuck his girl
He’s not one for pet names in bed, with the exclusion of “Dear” when he’s condescending you
or when he’s ramming you into the mattress
or you’re ramming him into the mattress, he’s not picky
Hes old and infertile (ew, wording…) so he’s not worried about anything in the world when he presses you down onto him as he cums, a shaky groan escaping him
You ask about roleplay, and when he inquires, you pull out a superhero costume
ew no, no no no
Literally the only time you’ve ever killed the mood
ifs okay though because once he explains that he cannot find superheroes hot in his line of work, he rails you until you’re starry eyed
idk, he’s a hard worker and he loves you to death, he’s gonna figure out how to use his body to the best of his ability
You DESERVE to be fucked this good, and by God he’s going to give it to you
It’s partially a pride thing
like yeah he’s old and disfigured and a hardass
but he makes you purr when he’s between your legs and scream when he’s inside you
Who Gives a shit if he’s a little dusty when he’s got the prettiest woman ever crying his name as he cups her cheek watching you bounce on him
He was a secret agent, they’re like always sexy it’s a rule