i think if any of the beatles got pregnant it would be john but it would be during their time in hamburg and he'd be having a back alley abortion with paul holding his hand and dabbing his forehead with the only dirty ass towel they had in their shitty room while george goes to town with a wire hanger and ringo is knocked out at the floor of some club they were at the night before and when he wakes up at 1pm with drool down his chin he sees john smoking a cigarette before he says "i can drink again"