Pizzalover - Blog Posts
i’m going to make so many more patches for my bag this weekend >v< that last one was soo fun!
IM HAPPY ITS FRIDAY CUS GUESS WHAT…..
GUESS…
ITS PIZZA DAY x333333
I no joke cried after reading this
And then he proceeded to storm into the kitchen and demand they make a gluten free, dairy free tomatoless pizza
They prolly just gave the kid some ice cubes hahahhh
Imagine half of your entire personality was made to love pizza and you meet who can’t even touch it smh
I am fully aware there are gluten/dairy/tomato free options for pizza, most of which I have tried, some of which I have liked-
BUT, In my mind, fazbear entertainment wouldn’t really care enough to have an anything free version and would never have programmed Freddy to even know about other options-
Fazbear entertainment is a horrible company in my imagination haaaah :)
Βιβρώσκω pizza
Caught in the purr-fect moment of joy! 🐱✨ There's no slice too small to celebrate, especially when it's an unexpected bonus from the pizza gods. May your surprises be as delightful and your moments as cheesy as this extra piece of happiness! 🍕❤️
PIZZA🍕🍕🍕
it has mushrooms, bacon, ham, cilantro, tomatoes, salami, and parmesan💚
Fun fact!!! the most similar tasting meat to human meat is veal (calf meat), so technically if you just got beef on your pizza it would probably taste the same
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The devil tempted me twice today...
I was minding my business, looking at meat in Costco, and I saw him. Blue shirt, Costco hat, holding a big red bag.
"Got a hot big pizza here for sale." He called to any who might listen. Even with my eyes on the bag, I could see his gaze lock onto me.
He came closer and offered it to me directly. I had groceries to get, I could afford a Big Pizza...
I said no, and continued my shopping. But this tale is not over.
As I pushed my cart to the checkout, the cluster of shoppers parted and out stepped... Him. He saw me again and made a beeline to me.
I yet again said no... and hurried out of the store.
I don't know if I could have rebuked him a third time... him or his Big Pizza...
Respect the Pizza 🍕
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🩷 Mini Heart Pizzas 🍕
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