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Things said in my Discord Servers as HoO Characters

original idea: @fuckprophecys  :))

Percy: TOUGH TALK FOR A FELLOW WITH A SMALL COCK

Annabeth: sometimes I watch myself blank on how to spell nessaccery and I marvel and how the hell I've gotten this far in life

Jason: It’s all about being HomieSexual 

Piper: what the duckity fuck

Frank: my mom says ramen gives you cancer

Hazel: [Nico] if u dont sleep i’ll beat u with a 2L Electric Rice Cooker, WHITE TIGER Portable Mini Rice Cooker with Digital Display, Intelligent timing, 15 Minutes Fast Cooking, Re-heating, Keep Warm, For 2-4 People 

Leo: WONKY MICHAEL JACKSON IS THE MEAT

Nico: “Roses are red, silent as a mouse. Your backdoor is unlocked, I’m inside your house.” - [Nico Di Angelo, 2k20″

Will: don’t talk to me ever again i hate everyone i just wanted to be gay with my boyfriend until i realized it’s 4 in the morning >:(

Reyna: maybe i’m gay maybe i’m straight maybe i’m a fucking frog idk

BONUS:

(Looking at auguries) Octavian: It says I’m sexy and muscular

Reyna: You are literally a pale noodle

Alternate Piper???: yams: i feel like it needs to be said yams are my fucking lord and savior i don’t believe in god but i believe in yams i could probably kill someone, there are many ways to kill someone with yams you could choke someone bye shoving them down their throat or you could stuff the entire body with yams you could put poison in the yams or you could beat someone to death with the yams, you could also smash someone’s peepee with the yams like a rock until it’s flat as paper. in conclusion you could definitely kill someone with a yam and smash their peepees

Percy in the womb

If Percy can control liquids, I wonder what happened when he was in the amniotic fluid in Sally’s belly when she was pregnant

can you imagine

I have started to create a story in my head where the seven (minus Frank, Jason, and Leo) plus Nico and Will have gone on a villain arch And mid way through hazel becomes a double agent for camp Jupiter And Nico kills Percy And when will and Nico go to Tartarus Nico somehow gets killed Then because of trauma will is basically adopted by nyx And never leaves And Frank is trying to stop a war from happening between camp J and the Argo And piper is getting info from camp half blood by flirting with campers and using charm speak And in this story line Jason is Spider-Man and Leo is helping him with that but Leo (for reasons i still need to plan) kills Jason. Jason doesn’t actually die tho. But Leo doesn’t know that. And sometime along the line jason and Leo are reunited and While this is all happening Annabeth is simultaneously making plans and going through lots of self doubt and self esteem issues. But Piper is her bestie and is trying to help her. And also Jason and Leo end up getting together because they deserve to be happy. But there will be lots of slow burn and arguments along the way so it will be a long time till that happens.

this idea has been in the works for a few years now all i need to do is actually get around to write it.

off topic but i didn't realize that valgrace was a thing until tumblr... and i don't oppose it?? like, unexpected but better than jason and piper who felt forced from the beginning

Piper: Percy, what's your type?

Percy: Annabeth

Piper: That's sweet.

Thalia: It's also a lie, his type is blonds

Percy: That's not true!

Thalia: The first person you ever had a crush on was a blond man.

Percy: I met Annabeth long before I met Jason.

Leo: *spews water* Jason???

Thalia: I was talking about Luke.

Percy: I never had a crush on Luke!?!

Thalia: That's bullshit.

Leo: Are we gonna talk about the Jason thing or... No....? Okay.

Percy: No it's not!

Connor: It most definitely is.

Percy: What?

Travis: You blushed every time you were around him.

Percy: I- I did not!

Clarisse: Yeah you did.

Percy: No....?

Nico: Even the way you talked about him sometimes I could tell you had a crush on him at one point.

Percy: *flabbergasted* I- I huh???

Percy: Did I????

Annabeth: *walks over* Hey Perce can you- What did you guys do to him?

Percy: *wide eyed staring at the ground, mumbling incoherently*

Thalia: He's having an existential crisis, give him a minute.

That part where Leo, Jason and Piper were all tired and flying north reminded me of this scene from avatar and with heavy art block who was I to say no to the idea

fan’s reaction to extremely problematic potentially murderous male character: my blorbooooo 😍😍😍😍 ik he’s problematic guys but he’s actually so bbg😝😝😝😝 also I hc that all the horrible things he did are not actually real. Lolz what can I say he’s so perfect!!! Don’t be mad pls 🥺🥺🥺

fan’s reaction to well written female characters that are imperfect and have flaws: ummm they r actually abusive- like idk how anyone can even like them how they treat (other character usually male) just makes me so mad so I’m gonna vilify them or just ignore them completely