original idea: @fuckprophecys :))
Percy: TOUGH TALK FOR A FELLOW WITH A SMALL COCK
Annabeth: sometimes I watch myself blank on how to spell nessaccery and I marvel and how the hell I've gotten this far in life
Jason: It’s all about being HomieSexual
Piper: what the duckity fuck
Frank: my mom says ramen gives you cancer
Hazel: [Nico] if u dont sleep i’ll beat u with a 2L Electric Rice Cooker, WHITE TIGER Portable Mini Rice Cooker with Digital Display, Intelligent timing, 15 Minutes Fast Cooking, Re-heating, Keep Warm, For 2-4 People
Leo: WONKY MICHAEL JACKSON IS THE MEAT
Nico: “Roses are red, silent as a mouse. Your backdoor is unlocked, I’m inside your house.” - [Nico Di Angelo, 2k20″
Will: don’t talk to me ever again i hate everyone i just wanted to be gay with my boyfriend until i realized it’s 4 in the morning >:(
Reyna: maybe i’m gay maybe i’m straight maybe i’m a fucking frog idk
BONUS:
(Looking at auguries) Octavian: It says I’m sexy and muscular
Reyna: You are literally a pale noodle
Alternate Piper???: yams: i feel like it needs to be said yams are my fucking lord and savior i don’t believe in god but i believe in yams i could probably kill someone, there are many ways to kill someone with yams you could choke someone bye shoving them down their throat or you could stuff the entire body with yams you could put poison in the yams or you could beat someone to death with the yams, you could also smash someone’s peepee with the yams like a rock until it’s flat as paper. in conclusion you could definitely kill someone with a yam and smash their peepees