Should've won the Oscar for best original song (or sth, I don't the exact names of the categories) once The Hobbit was released as a movie.
This one is for my one and only true love
Bilbo Baggins
Bilbo, you're so cool
And with my stone, we're gonna rule
Bilbo, understand
I'm gonna love you 'til the very end
Beebo, Beebo, Beebo, Beebo, Beebo
Beebo, Beebo, Beebo, Beebo, Beebo
I love you, oh
Beebo, Beebo, Beebo, Beebo, Beebo
Beebo, Beebo, Beebo, Beebo, Beebo
I love you, oh
Trolls, humans, and an Elven King too
A thousand troops of orcs couldn't keep me from you
Bilbo Baggins, at the end of the line
I'll make you mine, oh
Beebo, Beebo, Beebo, Beebo, Beebo
Beebo, Beebo, Beebo, Beebo, Beebo
I love you, oh
Beebo, Beebo, Bilbo, Bilbo
— Thorin in his head, probably
(Thread on the ex-🐦 here)