Every time I mention shopping online at whatever website
Some Fool; “Oh but you’ve gotta be really careful with that!”
Me, a 48th level blackbelt of buying things online; “Yes I am aware. I always check the seller rating and history and see how long they’ve been in business. Which is why I have never had a bad experience with them.”
That Same Fool, twelve seconds later; “Oh look at this cute thing I just bought on Wish!”
Me; oh my god