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Hi medic I just wanted to yap that I low-key think of you as my Kai cenat but I don't wanna make you feel hawk tuah yknow I've just been so beta for almost all my fanum tax, so I was wondering, Maybe you'd rizz to skibidi me? It's just like my own kai cenat isn't in the skibidi-verse often, and I feel so beta all the time... So maybe you'd like to fill that hole in my gyatt???
(- @mikupizzetto )
... Nein..
are you my friend
Good question.. But:
Nein.
@ownpyr0 I just wanted to give you a favor, pyro.. would you please stop mentioning o.W.n from every single people your talking to? It's gonna make things obvious that were still standing and updating our community further, and probably gonna question you about us. (despite other people that found me) I just want you to let you know i don't want things that are gonna get involved between the both of us and I don't like that, I just want you to keep it hidden even if you want to find some friends online without sudden confusion or so. It's a warning, i'm not mad at you for anything pyro. I just don't want anything for the both of us happening.
Do you understand?
Looks like pyro really did used my phone after i took away his yesterday, that's why i thought I heard something buzzing on pyro's dorm.. Well, i don't wanna scold him again. Don't wanna hurt their feelings like what scout did last morning.. Glad i was told they've met a new friend, and that friend is.. THAT Friend..
Worms, man. Worms. They’re in the dirt, wriggling around, squirming like little pink veins that God threw out of his own body. Ever watch a worm just… squirm? It doesn’t even care what direction it’s going, just pushing through mud and filth, like it knows a secret. They live in the ground, but are they even alive? I swear to God, you cut one in half, and it just… keeps going, like two little worms now. Why? Who told them they could do that? Why don’t they die like the rest of us?
But no—no, listen—then there’s these Skibidi toilets. Skibidi toilets! Ever heard of 'em? No, no, not like a regular toilet; these things—they got faces, they sing, they look at you. It’s like they’re alive. They stare at you from the corner of the bathroom, like they’re watching while you’re trying to take a dump. They sing, like, Skibidi bop bop YES YES YES, and they won’t stop. They can’t stop. You think you’re alone, but they’re right there. Looking. Singing. Skibidi, skibidi, over and over. Why won’t they stop? I can hear them in my head sometimes, late at night. Just the toilets singing, and the worms… squirming.
AHHHHHHHHH! WHY? Why do we have worms in the ground and toilets with faces? It’s like, I’m sitting here, right, in the alley, thinking I’m just gonna enjoy my night, maybe find some food, but then the worms start whispering to me. Little voices in the dirt, telling me to dig, dig, dig. I’m a worm. We’re all worms. Just wriggling in the mud, eating garbage, waiting to get eaten by a bird or something. And then I hear it, Skibidi skibidi YES YES, the toilets calling me, calling us all to join them.
You ever think about it, man? How we’re all just like worms, digging around in our own filth, but now, the toilets—they’re coming to life! You see a Skibidi toilet and you think it’s funny, you think it’s just a meme, but no! Those things are watching us. They’re watching us like the government or God or—I don’t know. But they’re out there, waiting. Skibidi skibidi bop bop, and we’re all gonna be sucked in, sucked in like we’re flushed down the pipes, flushed right down into the sewers. The sewers! Where the worms live, in the dark, where you can’t see them, but they’re everywhere.
Why won’t they leave me alone? Why won’t the worms leave my skin, crawling in my mind, and why won’t the toilets stop singing?
I have three words for you: your just delusional.
Who are you? I've never seen you before
Another individual, surprising there's still people that hasn't heard about me. That's good, anyways, im medic from Our World Now.
Meow
Get back into your cage.
Hola.
My name is RED Hacker. Last week, I won 1000 dollars in the lottery. I was so happy. But then, four guys from my job came to me and said I should use my 1000 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised that I would double my money in one afternoon. But the U.S. government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp all the way up in the Colorado Rockies. We begged to be let go, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known it is because of four gringos from work who I don't even like lied to me and took my lottery winnings.
-💻
That's a shame for you and your lottery winnings, I hope you actually die.
WAS!?? PYRO, WHO, WHEN, WHY AND HOW DID YOU FOUND ME THIS QUICK??? DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO TRY TO FIND ME?? Ugh! Whatever, we'll just talk through this in my office, now.
Hello!!! Im new in this app inside of this weird tubular device thing that medic gave me from the previous Christmas!! I forgot to open it so im sorry medic, im busy drawing and hanging out with friends!! ^_^u
anyways!! I hope we all get to know each other, also. Medic!! If you see this!! Do you know what's this thing im holding is called?? Actually, im going to your office!! I hope you don't mind!!! :33
Wohhh.... Another medic... I keep seeing different versions of !y teammates it's hard to keep up... Hi I'm Newbie from RED, nice to meet you :3 (- @mikupizzetto)
Ah, hallo. Freut mich auch, Another new individual from the red teams, I understand but it's best to try and keep yourself aware for any reasons when it comes to meeting other teams or medics. Sometimes one of them gets toxic so i'm telling you this to stay safe, junge. It's nice meeting another new people After all. Oh, and also take it easy on yourself, junge. Hopefully next time you'll take a break or something before you continue what your doing, good luck and auf wiedersehen.
Youre so cool can I stand nearby and soak in your coolness please
Was?? If you wish but i would rather stay a miles away from you.
people are so weird to you
I know, I was trying my best to ignore them but it's just too much for me to handle, so much complains from one another that's giving me a lot of attention I didn't need is odd and I don't even know what to do with it anymore, including a lot of notification that I tried turning all off still keeps appearing out of the blue. It sometimes stresses me out but i guess I wouldn't feel alone most of the time so, I don't blame them. But it's still a strange thing for people to do this towards me.
US??
Was? well.. I'll think about it..?
When it comes to new years, I hate it. My teams are lighting the firecrackers and shooting their damn weapons up in the sky when it hasn't even been 12 o'clock in the night, regarding with scout and soldier somehow got a radio out of nowhere and started playing loud music is Irritatingly an ear bleeding activity from these two Dummköpfe, Pardon me, but I dislike new years. (And these two who sometimes bother me everytime, especially at the early morning)
Junge, I'm not. Your just in the way, also I'm not in love with you. I'm trying to mind my own business, junge
weezer
Junge, stop bitte. I'm trying to do my job with my team, please stop stalking me, I can see you at the corner.
Have you seen these five guys
(They blew up my house/silly)
Es tut mir leid.. aber, I don't think I know nor seen these guys on what your showing me. Und are you okay? How und why did they blew up your house for.. Junge..?
I think my sleep schedule is messed up, why did I sleep 2-3 hours at midnight and woke up at 4 a.m early