Youre So Cool Can I Stand Nearby And Soak In Your Coolness Please

I don't understand, is this a threat??

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Go away, bitte. I don't know what you want from me

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My current employment is a 4/10, not enjoying much enough for my team's sake of their idiocy.. Well, except pyro. They're' fine, (ⁿᵒᵗ ᵐᵉⁿᵗᶦᵒⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ⁿᵉʷ ᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ʰᵉʳᵉ) though we seem to be extremely busy with things on our hands in any way. Entshuldigung if I haven't been responding in a couple of days.

Hello :)

Hallo..?

When it comes to new years, I hate it. My teams are lighting the firecrackers and shooting their damn weapons up in the sky when it hasn't even been 12 o'clock in the night, regarding with scout and soldier somehow got a radio out of nowhere and started playing loud music is Irritatingly an ear bleeding activity from these two Dummköpfe, Pardon me, but I dislike new years. (And these two who sometimes bother me everytime, especially at the early morning)

Get over with it, i'll make it more stressful than it is. Don't try me.

Banging my head agaisnt the wall pinterest stop showing me Medic with his tits out I O.W.N Medic PLEASE.

Hm, I see. Don't worry, i'll talk to them through it, just come down and we'll settle this normally. Bitte.

Okay, now I've got some names from my friend's help. Let's see if it can fit for your o.W.n oc.. (they're all german names by the way)

1. Wilhelm

2. Kaspar

3. Reinhard

4. Hildegard

5. Dietrich

6. Kordula

7. Gisela

8. Lorelei

9. Ilse

10. Helmuth

You can pick one of the names you like, if you don't like any of them. I can change it to a different name that may fit the oc well.. And also, I don't know your oc's gender so my bad..

From: restless german anon

Here he is~

Meet Wilhelm!

His teeth... idk why. But I like it how people draw villains' teeth.

Backstory:

But he was a Medic in a team. But something during a battle at the Nucleus VSH Map something blew up, and the roof collapsed. The Wilhelm's and the enemies team managed to escape, but he unfortunately didn't, and his teammates all thought he was gone. And he was stuck there for a really long time, which the toxic air caused him to go insane and made him have an imaginary "friend". He is also able to have extra boosts. Like he can run faster, climb on walls and hills like an animal, and also bend his body very easily.

Until...

He was found by certain Medic...

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Hm? Oh, I see what you've mean..

Wilhelm: Boss....

My apologies if i haven't been talking for a while, you know. Stress got the better of me for a reason, aber anyway. Was do you want?

Sssoooo....

Hey buddyyyyy...

Am I on your good side?

Ja, unless if you don't bother me often. Your good

Don't test me.

Banging my head agaisnt the wall pinterest stop showing me Medic with his tits out I O.W.N Medic PLEASE.

Hm, how about. Nein

I think my sleep schedule is messed up, why did I sleep 2-3 hours at midnight and woke up at 4 a.m early