Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Raiden Ei | Baal/Yae Miko Characters: Raiden Ei | Baal, Yae Miko (Genshin Impact) Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Shibari, Cunnilingus, Praise Kink, Service Top Yae Miko, sorta?, Vaginal Fingering, Dom/sub Undertones, Fluff and Smut, this is to all the people who'd rather pleasure someone than be pleasured Summary:
"Want to tie you up to keep those hands to yourself," She says against the sensitive skin of her thighs. "Can't even stay still without help."
"No," Ei protests, a mere mumble under the influence of her ministrations. "I can be good."
"I know," Yae says, almost sympathetically, coming up, eye level to Ei. Ei's grip loosens in her hair. "I know. But I want to make things easier for you." She caresses her face, thumb running across her cheekbone. "Will you let me?"
Ron:*Standing in front of Harry with a broken leg, mangle arm from being bit and ready to throw down* You wanna go bro? You wanna go down?! I can take you! Kick your arse! You wanna kill Harry? Y'all got to kill us all! Come at me you lily-white, ugly arse-
Harry:*panicking, trying to get Ron to sit and off his broken leg* Oh fucking Merlin! Ron! Ron! No bad Ron! *Struggling* Calm down please!
Ron: No balls, nipples hanging, skinny twink!
Sirius: *having multiple horrifying flashbacks to when Lily Evans starting fights in righteous anger over her friends all throughout Hogwarts with James Potter trying to calm her down in a panic*
Sirius: Welp…I lived an okay life.
Ron: I don’t need a bloody wand to-
Hermione: *covering her face in embarrassment and fear* Shhhh Ron, no, please! Stop egging the bloody serial killer! Ronald!
Ron: *lets out a scream as he tackles a shrieking Sirius*
Remus/Severus/Peter: *Flashback to when 4’9 first year Lily taking on a guy twice her height and weight….and winning* Bloody fuck…