ok new dumb idea courtesy of me
so obviously each runner has a file right? i imagine it has notes from sam, janine, and maxine at the very least
please comment the most memorable/funny/sad notes below for your runner 5, lets just go with up to, like, season 1 and 2?
ill start
"five has an artificial throat that was in trial phase that needs to be checked AT LEAST once per week for any changes, please see attached reference for daily throat stretching exercises to prevent stiffness and a build up of fluids and scar tissue" -maxine
"IMPORTANT: DO NOT OFFER RUNNER FIVE FOOD PRODUCTS CONTAINING GLUTEN, despite being fully aware of their allergies they will still eat anything they deem to be "worth it" and cause significant bodily distress" -janine
"RUNNER FIVE GOES LIMP IF YOU STROKE THEIR HAIR!" -sam (janine chewed him out about it)
"please be aware that sudden changes in temperature can cause runner five severe breathing difficulties, and that they have an extremely high bar for what is considered "severe"" -maxine
"please be careful about making them laugh as it can send them into a choking fit that could turn dangerous" -maxine
"while further research is needed, so far it appears that runner five can bridal carry anyone at abel" -sam