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Send me a character/characters and a dialogue prompt, trope, or just an overall idea that's been plaguing your brain lately and I'll write a short drabble/ficlet for you!
Fandoms I will write for: BNHA, Obey Me!, Wind Breaker, JJK, Haikyuu, Blue Lock, Black Butler, AOT, Bleach, Tokyo Revengers, Bungo Stray Dogs
Characters I will write for: Any! Bring it on, I love a challenge.
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WIPs
This list is extensive but by no means complete (I have many more ideas but they haven't been started yet). Here's to hoping your support will help me to clear some of these out of my drafts. :)
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OBEY ME
The Confessions of Flowers (Barbatos x GN!Reader) - oneshot; SFW; fluff; friends to lovers
Synopsis: You and Barbatos exchange gifts of flowers and herbs as a way to communicate your feelings to each other.
Current WC: 971
Estimated Completed WC: 1,500
Sponsored WC: 0
Love and Duty - Chapter 2 (Barbatos x f!Reader) - multichapter; SFW (for now); one-sided fake dating; Barb catches feelings (eventually)
Continuation of my multichapter Barb fic. Chapter 1 can be found here.
Current WC: 3,796
Estimated Completed WC: 7,000
Sponsored WC: 0
Just A Game (Barbatos x f!Reader) - oneshot; NSFW; predator/prey; consensual non-con.
Synopsis: It was your idea. You were the one who asked Barbatos to play this game, to hunt you throughout the empty castle while the prince is away. But you didn't expect him to be this good at it.
Current WC: 347
Estimated Completed WC: 4,000
Sponsored WC: 0
Untitled oneshot (Mammon x f!Reader) - oneshot; NSFW; hurt/comfort; car sex
Synopsis: Mammon has had it with the teasing and bullying at his expense. But at least he has one person in his corner - you. You, who tells off his brothers. You who seeks him out. And you who finds him sitting alone by himself in his car.
Current WC: 1883
Estimated Completed WC: 3,000-4,000
Sponsored WC: 0
A Formal Affair (Barbatos x f!Reader x Diavolo) - oneshot; NSFW; public sex but away from prying eyes and ears; casual sexual arrangement; threesome with focus on Reader (reader sandwich!); size kink; anal; oral; questionable uses for a tail... who knows what else, I just go where the hormones tell me.
Synopsis: A formal date with Diavolo to a classical performance, with Barbatos in tow as his loyal shadow, devolves into a night of pleasure and sin that you never expected.
Current WC: 2,892
Estimated Completed WC: 8,000
Sponsored WC: 0
BLACK BUTLER
Blood-bound (Sebastian Michaelis x f!Reader) - oneshot; NSFW; toxic/dark themes; enemies to lovers (but still enemies); blood feeding/drinking, bandages, injuries, rough handling.
Synopsis: The was no one you hated more than Sebastian Michaelis. He was arrogant, sinister, manipulative... and, the most obvious reason, a fucking demon. Which made it all the more infuriating when you woke up to your fatal wounds sealed shut and a hot, raging fire of desire coursing through your veins. A desire that only burned for one arrogant, sinister, manipulative demon.
Current WC: 9,139
Estimated Completed WC: 13,000
Sponsored WC: 0
BNHA
Dabi Christmas Special (Dabi x GN!Reader) - oneshot; SFW; fluff.
Synopsis: You've been repairing Dabi's clothes for him, strengthening their fire resistance with your quirk, for months now. But you never expected him to show up on Christmas Eve, of all nights.
Current WC: 680
Estimated WC: 1,500 - 2,000
Sponsored WC: 0
Tethered (Dabi x f!Reader) - oneshot; NSFW; weed & alcohol consumption; Dabi's an asshole but he's hot.
Synopsis: Insomnia is nothing new for you. It's nothing new for Dabi, either. It's why he's already sitting at the hideout's bar drinking his memories away when you show up for your own night cap. You think nothing of it... just another night of bantering and sarcasm. That is, until he makes you an offer you didn't expect.
Current WC: 6,288
Estimated WC: 8,000
Sponsored WC: 0
The Fall (Overhaul x f!Reader) - oneshot (two parter that will be posted simultaneously); childhood friends to lovers; angst; violence; eventual NSFW in later parts; yandere undertones as things progress.
Synopsis: You'd known Kai Chisaki since that fateful day you saw him, young and filthy, enter the Shie Hassaikai grounds on the heels of the Boss. Over time, a tentative bond between the two of you formed, growing stronger as you got older. But it wasn't enough to keep the young man from spiraling, losing himself in his obsession of purging the world of quirks. After all, he was doing it for you. He was doing it all for you.
Current WC: 9,355
Estimated Completed WC: 20,000
Sponsored WC: 0
Cat and Mouse (Bakugou x f!Reader) - oneshot; NSFW; enemies to lovers; hero vs. villain.
Synopsis: Bakugou prides himself on his ability to stop any villain in their tracks. His record is impeccable, his reputation flawless. That is, until he crosses paths with you, a cat burglar with a quirk that always leaves him three steps behind. Oh, it also doesn't help that you drive him absolutely, utterly wild.
Current WC: 2,603
Estimated Completed WC: 6,000 (hopefully?)
Sponsored WC: 0
Protector (title is tentative) (Bakugou x f!Reader) - oneshot; angst, hurt/comfort; love confession; NSFW
Synopsis: Bakugou's one job was to protect you. You weren't supposed to get hurt. But you did, and now he had to deal with the fallout. It calls into question everything he thought and felt about you. He thought he hated you. He thought you were a pain in the ass. And he thought he couldn't wait for this fucking assignment to be over. But the threat of loss, he realized, hurt more than the threat of failure. And coming so close to losing you has him rethinking every assumption he'd ever made. If only he could figure out what you were thinking. If only he could understand why you jumped in a protected him.
Current WC: 120
Estimated Completed WC: 5,000
Sponsored WC: 0
Untitled oneshot (Aizawa x f!Reader) - oneshot; established relationship; NSFW; somnophilia (consensual)
Synopsis: A heavy work day leaves you exhausted and drained. Luckily for you, you have Aizawa waiting for you at home with the promise of a much-needed massage. Unfortunately, it's impossible for you to stay awake once you're in the comfort of your bed and you have his warm, rough hands on you... but that doesn't stop him from loving every inch of you.
Current WC: 2,053
Estimated completed WC: 4,000
Sponsored WC: 0
JJK
The Ties That Bind - Chapter 1 (Inumaki x f!Reader) - multichapter; arranged marriage; canon adjacent future AU; slowburn; pining; hurt/comfort; mild enemies to lovers.
Synopsis: Inumaki didn't want this. He didn't want any of this. But his loyalty to his clan, and the potential fallout if he refused, forced his hand. Now he's bound for marriage to a total stranger all in an attempt to preserve the Gojo clan bloodline and keep the Six Eyes technique from extinction. The only problem is, you don't want to be here either. And neither of you want to have children.
Current WC: 4,584
Estimated completed WC (for chapter 1): 7,000
Sponsored WC: 0
A Promise To The Dead - Chapter 1 (Gojo x f!Reader) - multichapter fic; Nanami's widow!Reader; pregnant!Reader; canon divergence; childbirth and child-rearing; angst; drama; JJK politics; slowburn; pining; friends to lovers; violence & NSFW in future chapters
Synopsis: Nanami was never supposed to marry, but he did anyway. He was never supposed to have children, but here you were, belly round and filled with life. And Nanami was never ever supposed to die. Now it was Gojo who was left to pick up the pieces, trying to force them together into something believable, something you would accept. Because Nanami never told you what he really was. He never told you about the world of curses and sorcerers. He did it to protect you, of course... to keep you and his unborn child far away from violence and death. But Gojo knew better. He knew that there was no way to keep it from you forever. And when your child's sorcerer abilities manifest at the age of five, he's forced to take you and your child in. It doesn't matter that you hate him. It doesn't matter that you blame him for your late husband's death. And it doesn't matter that a deep, secret part of him has wanted you since the very beginning. Because he made a promise a long time ago that if anything were to happen to Nanami, that Gojo would make sure you were protected and provided for. And Gojo cannot not bring himself to break a promise with the dead.
Current WC: 396
Estimated Completed WC: 8,000
Sponsored WC: 0
Anger Issues
Brothers with an MC who has anger issues, cusses like a sailor and is also very strong, but is very supportive and caring.
Gender Neutral Reader
Lucifer
He can get quite annoyed with you at times since your outbursts tend to lead you to breaking anything within a five kilometer radius, and that includes his brothers.
He’ll have to lock you up in your room to prevent anything else from breaking.
Sometimes when you get REALLY angry at him, you’ll end up swearing at him so fucking hard that Satan would literally be cheering you on.
“Lucifer you motherfucking son of a bitch where the FUCK is my Limited-Edition Vinyl Box Set?!” “MC, what did you just call me?”
This man will not accept being called a ‘motherfucking son of a bitch’, remember he’s the avatar of pride. He will not take your insult well. It also turns out that he accidentally broke it.
Though you insulted him that badly over your broken Vinyl box set, you still care for him as usual. Scolding him for having a shitty work and sleep schedule. Insisting that he could get more work done rested well. (though you’d prefer if he worked less and spent more time with you)
Mammon
Is fucking scared of you, but also fucking in love with you. He’d even sacrifice the things he’s bought that were so fucking expensive, for you to use it as a stress reliever.
Story time, when Mammon tried to escape Levi and use you as a sacrifice. You’d literally grab his jackets collar, and said to him. “Where the fuck do you think you’re going? Are you that scared of some scrawny-ass bitch?”
Sadly, he managed to get away.
There are cute moments between you two at times. Like how you are literally helping him get over his immense fear of Lucifer and telling him to ‘man up’ and you also encourage him to stand up to the people who bully him, like a real man.
“Listen here Mammon, you gotta stop letting your lil’ brothers bullying you. You are literally the second strongest, act like it! You’ve gotta stop acting like a pussy!”
All I can say is you’re making progress, just very slowly.
Leviathan
Remember how I said that you called Levi a ‘scrawny-ass bitch’? He was very offended by that, but couldn’t help but accept it as the truth since he is what you’d call a ‘Slim-Jim’
He’ll yell at you, saying that was offensive. And he couldn’t help it since he was a disgusting shut-in Otaku.
“Who the fuck told you you could degrade yourself huh? I see nothing wrong with how you are you fucking dumbass!”
He’ll be crying tears of gratitude, but he’ll quickly wipe them away and get down to business to defeat, the Huns.
He’ll invite you to play video games with him (specifically games like Super Smash Demons) just to see your angered reaction when he wins. He’ll find it amusing and scary at the same time. It was funny to watch the loser rage when you won. And it was scary because unlike the times when he watched the losers rage, the loser, was RIGHT beside him, and could literally put him in the hospital.
Whenever he calls himself a gross disgusting otaku, etc. you will literally smack him and swear at him very heavily, yelling at him to stop calling himself that.
Satan
You think the avatar of wrath, ANGER INCARNATE, would get along with you, A LITERAL TICKING TIME BOMB THAT’S ABOUT TO EXPLODE. Well you are sorely mistaken.
You guys would literally be the best the best of buddies. No doubt about that. You both would go to libraries (and proceed to get kicked out because of how loud you are), go to art museums to admire art. (and proceed to get kicked out because you’re being too loud and disturbing the other people who are trying to admire the art).
He’ll vent to you about his daddy issues problems with Lucifer. And you’ll gladly help him vent out all his pent up anger. “Listen here Satan. The best way to vent your anger is through violence, so if you don’t want to beat somebody to a bloody pulp, now’s your chance to do so.” when you told him that he was like: dude wtf is wrong with you. Then you told him that he could just use a punching bag.
So yay! He can let out all his anger AND get ripped! Nice. He can use his (soon to arrive) muscles to crack Lucifer’s head open, yipee!!!
Though sometimes you get angry at Satan and vice versa. You two’ll get into fights and the room you two were fighting will be absolutely DEMOLISHED. Satan would be in demon form- no joke, he will be in his fucking demon form.
You will both be incredibly bloody and beat up, that the brothers wont be able to recognize you. Apart from those ‘small’ fights, you both are very good friends and always look out for each other.
Asmodeus
He’ll be telling you that being that angry will make you look like an old person, ew!
Honestly in my opinion, he’ll be the person you’ll complain about your (small) problems to the most. He’ll be painting your nails and you’ll be like: “Dude, Beel ate the fucking food I ordered from Akudonalds! I was fucking starving and Beel just had to come along and eat it.” “I get what you mean darling, one time Beel ate the limited edition perfume I had bought and was going to use on my date with this hot succubus.”
Whenever he’ll take a pic with you, you’ll always look angry or be mid-shout in said pic.
The replies on that photo would fall into one of three categories: a. They’re mainly focusing on Asmo, b. They would be laughing at your face or c. They’d be asking on who the fuck you were.
Asmo would reply to one of the comments in category c telling them: “He’s my significant other ofc~~”
You could always sense whenever he was feeling insecure, so being the good friend you are, you pull up a chair, and have a talk with Asmo.
Beelzebub
Your strong? Well now you’re Beelzebub’s gym buddy yayyyyyy.
Ninety percent of gym equipment is broken since you get a bit too angry, and Lucifer is going to give you one heck of a scolding.
Beel will eat your food (he’s the avatar of gluttony, what’d you expect), then you’d literally be throwing hands with this giant.
“BEELZEBUUUUUUUUUUUB, HOW DARE YOU EAT THE FOOD I’VE BEEN WAITING TO ARRIVE FOR A LITERAL FUCKING HOUR.”
He’ll feel sorry and try to make it up to you, he’ll give you food, more food, even more food. Till there’s a mountain of his stash of food (plus the food from the fridge) right outside your door, he would literally wait outside your door, starving, as he’s waiting for you to go outside.
When you do go outside, you’ll spot Beel, hugging his knees, most likely asleep. You’ll sigh and grab some of the food on the pile and made your way towards the man. You grabbed him by his hair, lifting his head up. Beel would yawn and blink twice, then he’ll see your face. “MC... I’m sorry about your food...” you sighed. “Don’t worry about it Beel, now eat this shit. I know you’re hungry.”
Belphegor
When he tried to kill you, your first thoughts were: Aight, time to kick this guy in the family jewels
And that you did.
Though you still died, so your efforts were all in vain, and then you came back to life. You literally charged at him and pinned him to the ground, shouting profanities as the brothers tried to get you off of him.
Honestly, you guys really wouldn’t get along that well. If he’s going to try to sleep, one way or another you’re going to stroll in arguing with one of his brothers. You were yelling loudly and swearing a bit too much that it caused Belphie to wake up, which in itself is an impossible achievement since Belphegor could literally sleep through an entire building construction even if it was all happening right beside him.
He’d be pissed that you woke him up, and then you’d forget your previous argument and focus on the one you currently having with the Avatar of Sloth.
He’ll be very happy when he sees you have fights with Lucifer, because nobody in their right mind would dare shout curse words and punch him in the gut, apart from him and Satan of course. When Lucifer locks you up in your room, he’ll make an attempt to help you escape your prison if he’s feeling generous.
Obey me Hogwarts AU headcanons
Basically the title, only doing Lucifer, Mammon, Satan, and Beel bc their the only ones I can think of which house they belong to. For each HC, MC will be in their house.
Lucifer
Obviously Slytherin.
Is the house prefect.
Will get perfect scores on all his exams.
Will get into the ring on the Apparition test on his first try.
Will bully first years when he gets the prefect badge because of his authority. MC being the other prefect would tell Lucifer to go easy on the kids.
If MC and Lucifer were dating he’d most likely help the first years for MC because he doesn’t want a puny brat talking to his lover. The first year would end up running away saying things like ‘Never mind, I can just do this by myself’ and ‘Oh I forgot Professor Solomon asked me to do something for him’ because Lucifer can be very scary
Would sometimes skip class to go make out with MC.
Favorite subject is Charms.
Mammon
Gryffindor because of how reckless he is and how daring and brave he is to steal stuff, because that is something I can’t do.
Will beg MC for help on tests, MC obliged bc their nice.
When he takes the apparition test, he doesn’t move a single bit and ends up failing.
When MC ends up becoming Gryffindor prefect and he doesn’t he’ll be all pouty and jealous. But when he see’s the other Gryffindor prefect all jealousy is forgotten and he always follows you on your prefect duties, to make sure the other prefect doesn’t do anything to you.
Favorite subject is Transfiguration.
Satan
The book boy is Ravenclaw? Never expected that.
Is Hermione Granger, but more cynical.
Just like passes Lucifer, he passes his apparition test on his first attempt.
Would be a very strict prefect. Is basically Percy Weasley but doesn’t constantly clean his badge and doesn’t think that just because he’s a prefect doesn’t mean he’s all powerful.
MC and Satan: Bookworms (MC is a bit toned down on books compared to Satan)
Satan is basically MC’s study-buddy.
Favorite subject is potions.
Beelzebub
The precious baby is a Hufflepuff.
First day at Hogwarts. Will eat almost everything at the Hufflepuff table. Maybe even the plates if he’s really hungry.
Is not the prefect, but neither is MC.
Will sneak into the kitchens at night, and the house-elves love him, they’d even remember when his birthday is to give him a giant basket full of food.
Will get splinched on the apparition test, (most likely because he was hungry and wasn’t focused on the location of where they were supposed to apparate.)
Favorite subject is Care of Magical Creatures.
Demon Roommate P.3
Part 1 Part 2
Gender Neutral Reader: They/Them pronouns
Human!Demon Brothers/Demon!Mc
MC exited Mammon’s room, the demon walked along the corridors of the house. As they passed by Levi’s door they heard the sound of gunshots. Lots and lots of gunshots.
Is this guy killing somebody?
MC thought. You attempted to open the door of his room to only find out it was locked. MC knocked on the door, “Leviathan, are you killing somebody with a gun?” you hoped he could hear you, you wanted to join in the fun of killing another human being.
Levi gave you no answer. You frowned, knocking once again. He gave no reply, you sighed, you didn’t want to have to use your powers to blast down the door, but when it came to killing, you just had to do it,
Just as you were starting to gather your power, Satan tapped your shoulder “Are you going to eat breakfast?” your stomach rumbled, Satan chuckled lightly “I’ll take that as a yes.”
You followed him to the dining room, completely forgetting about wanting to satisfy your urge to kill and instead focusing on satiating your hunger.
Asmodeus, Beelzebub, and Belphegor were there as well. They were already eating their food, well Beel was doing the eating. Asmodeus was taking pictures of his food and posting it on instagram, while Belphegor was snoring away.
You sat down on your chair, you studied your plate, on your plate was a traditional British breakfast. Consisting of back bacon, scrambled eggs, grilled tomatoes, fried mushrooms, buttered toast, and sausages.
You stabbed your fork into the sausage taking a large bite out of it. You swallowed, “This tastes good.” Satan only hummed in reply.
You ate most of your plate already, you were pretty full. “Can I have the rest of your food, MC?” Beelzebub asked you, “Are you sure you’re not full Beel?” He smiled “I have plenty of room MC, now will you give me the rest of your plate?” you shrugged, “If you say so.” you passed your plate over to him, he gave you his thanks.
He ate savagely. There were crumbs on his stuffed face which he proceeded to stuff even more.
He had finished eating your plate already. He had his eyes set on Belphegor’s plate, like a predator to its prey.
He grabbed Belphegor’s plate, he ate it greedily. Not leaving a single crumb on the plate, those crumbs stuck to his face.
Sighing at how many crumbs were on his face, you dragged your thumb towards the cheek with most crumbs, wiping the crumbs off, proceeding to lick them off your finger.
Beel stared at you, it took him a whole minute to process what just happened. His face grew red, he spluttered in confusion. “Di-did you just- D-did you?”
You laughed, “You look like a big red tomato.”
Demon Roommate P.2
Part 1
Gender Neutral Reader: They/Them pronouns
Human!Demon Brothers/Demon!Mc
Lucifer woke up to MC, the demon they met, staring at him.
He sighed, so yesterday wasn’t a figment of his imagine. MC smiled, “Good morning, Luci.” Lucifer glared at them, “Don’t call me that, anyways what time is it?”
“One in the morning.”
Lucifer stared at them, MC stared back. It was like a staring contest. Lucifer sighed once more, “Don’t lie.” MC chuckled “That was fast, I even messed with the clock and closed the curtains.” Lucifer got up, he went over to his closet, picking out the clothes he was going to wear today.
MC looked over his shoulder “Can I choose what you’re gonna wear?” Lucifer, clothes in hand, spoke one word, “No.”
MC whined, “Come oooon! I promise you you’ll look good.” “It’s not just about looking good, it’s also about looking presentable.” Lucifer explained to them as he walked out of his room and headed to the bathroom.
MC followed him, they ended up bumping into him as he made an abrupt stop at the bathroom. Lucifer turned to the demon, “You will not follow me into the bathroom without permission, understood?” MC had a dirty thought “What do you mean by ‘without permission?”
Is this guy an idiot?
“Wi-” MC interrupted him, “Are you implying that if I have permission to enter it means that you’d want to do something with me? Perhaps something se-!” Lucifer punched you, his face red, “Stay out of the bathroom.”
-
You rubbed your bruise with some raw, cold, meat. None of the other brothers had woken up yet. Lucifer had left for work, so you basically had nothing to do except annoy the other brothers.
After only fifteen seconds you went up the stairs. Entering the room of the second oldest brother. His upper body was nude, his lower half covered by a blanket. Ramen cups littered on the floor along with countless other items.
Disgusting
You thought, his place was like a pigsty. You couldn’t stand the fact that your house was being vandalized like this.
You grabbed a box from the floor and proceeded to slam it against Mammon’s head.
He yelled in pain, “Fuck!” He turned towards you, he grit his teeth “The fuck was that for eh?!” you rolled your eyes, “Stop whining, I was only using five percent of my strength. Anyways, on to the matter on hand.” you continued “I want you to clean your room.”
“Pfft, as if The Great Mammon would take orders from you.”
You laughed, you proceeded to threaten him with, “If you don’t clean your room right now I will use all of my strength to crack your skull in two.” He got out of bed right away, “Yessir!” he had seemed to forgotten he was buck naked, you blushed madly “P-put on some clothes first, Mammoron!” His eyes widened and he blushed “Get outta ‘ere!” he was throwing anything he could at you, including his boxers.
“Wow, thanks for the underwear, Mammon.”
He was as red as a tomato “Give ‘em back!” you smiled, “Gladly.”
Demon Roommate P.1
Human ver. of the obey me brothers meets Demon ver. of MC.
Gender Neutral Reader: They/Them pronouns
The brothers stepped out of the minivan, having just finished going grocery shopping.
Lucifer, followed closely by Beelzebub, went to the back of the minivan. They opened the trunk, revealing the sea of grocery bags. Lucifer handed two bags to Beel, Satan went to the back as well, grabbing two bags himself.
Lucifer called over to the other four brothers who weren’t helping, “You four, get over here.” there was no response. He called them once more, no response. He headed inside, “Did you hear me? I said-!” he saw the reason why the others hadn’t heard him.
A female/male teenager with horns and a tail/pair of wings , was unconscious on the floor.
-
Mammon poked the demon with a stick, “Yo, ya think this guy’s dead?” Satan shook his head, “Mammon, demon’s can’t die.” Mammon retorted, “Well this one seems dead.” the demon groaned, “Shut up, you’re so loud...” Mammon’s eyes widened “It’s alive!” the demon was offended by Mammon calling them ‘it’ “Hey, don’t call me it, I have a name y’know.” Mammon gasped, “It can talk too!”
The demon huffed, “Rude.”
Lucifer sighed, “I am sorry about my brother, he is a rude idiot.” “Hey!” Mammon yelled, Lucifer ignored him, “My name is Lucifer, what is your business in our house?” the demon smiled “Oh Luci-” “Don’t call me that.” the demon continued, “This is my house, I’ve been living in the attic for millennia, long before this place was even inhabited by you humans.”
Leviathan’s eyes widened, “How come we’ve never seen you when we were cleaning the attic?” the demon answered that quickly, “Simple, I went to the basement.”
Asmodeus saw this as an opportunity, “Hey, is demon sex better than human sex?” Belphegor slammed his fist down on Asmo’s head, “Hey that hurts!” Belphegor rolled his eyes “Don’t say that kind of stuff in front of Beel, you’ll taint him.”
The demon answered Asmo’s question with what seemed to be an invitation, “Do you wanna find out?” Asmo smiled “Yes, absolutely.” the demon smiled back, “Then were not going to have sex.”
He pouted, “What was the point of even asking me if I want to find out.”
The demon ignored him, turning their attention towards the rest of the brothers, “Anyways, since that you guys have found me, then I don’t need to stay holed up in the attic anymore!”
Beelzebub, who’s mouth was stuffed with food, “Dosh dat mean your ar roommate?”
The demon frowned, “Don’t talk with your mouth full, you’ll end up chocking to death.” then they smiled, “And yes, you have your very own demon roommate. Were going to have lots of fun together.”
oh my… i don’t know what it is specifically about this fic. but i am team mephisto now bitches
mephistopheles/gn!mc; nsfw, brainrot brainrot brainrot
Obsessed with the thought of Mephisto being an absolute prick to Mc, even after they’ve tried literally everything to become his friend. The demon’s constant rudeness eventually makes them bitter, so when Lord Diavolo sends the two of them out to gather intel, Mc is brimming with irritation.
That irritation burns bright, even after they’ve been cursed. The spell makes them hunch over and writhe, feeling a strong heat lick away at their insides. Mc curls in on themselves, hellbent on not letting Mephisto see them in this embarrassing state but he’s grabbing at their chin and forcing their eyes to meet his with a “stop being so fucking stubborn and tell me what’s wrong!”
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i actually love the idea of them being a package deal because it makes so much sense to me, more than many of the other common duos from this game tbh lolol
contents: solomon x gn!reader x asmodeus, nsfw (+18), pretty suggestive but nothing happens, kissing, fluff, pet names (love, darling)
you run your fingers over solomon’s pact marks, tracing the elaborate symbols, and you revel in the way solomon slightly shudders under you as your gentle fingertips run up his bicep, nearing his shoulder.
with you straddling him in his bed, you can easily get a perfect look at his bare chest, and the sight is a marvel in itself.
his entire chest, along with the majority of his arms and legs, are littered with pact marks, and there’s barely any space left. you know his back is as well, though you can’t see it right now. some are bigger than others, some are more clear than others. they all have some kind of symbol special to the demon he’s tied to. usually, the demon picks the placement, often based on where they prefer it to be. the other pact partner doesn’t have much say in this, as it’s highly intimate to the individual demon.
you know this from the way mammon’s mark sits proudly on your collarbone, and is practically impossible to hide with the way it’s always peaking out of your shirts. likewise, beelzebub’s sits on the side of your stomach, and belphegor’s is hidden on your lower back. all of the brothers have chosen a place special to them, which often reflects their sin, whether they’re aware of it or not.
you assume most of solomon’s pact partners didn’t really have a choice. eventually, they just had to put their mark wherever there was space.
“which one is barbatos?” you ask, and solomon’s hand guides you to the spot behind his ear. you grab his chin and solomon lets you move his head to the side. it’s small and elegant, and you barely notice it because of his hair. “it’s pretty,” you mutter, and solomon smiles. you lean down and press a small kiss on it.
“he said he put it there to remind me to use my head,” he says, and you snort. solomon playfully frowns, and you coo at him. “sorry, didn’t mean to laugh. that’s very reasonable of him, though,” you respond. you’re right above him now, and you press a short peck to his lips this time.
you trace your fingertips down to his neck again, and then right over his heart, smiling at the familiar pact mark. it doesn’t surprise you that asmodeus would place his pact mark there, claiming solomon’s heart as his own.
you lean down to kiss the pact mark once, then twice. you feel a small tingle on the inside of your thigh, where your matching mark is, and you glance up at solomon’s reaction. he looks back with lidded eyes and flashes you a small smile. you kiss the pactmark again, wondering if asmo can feel it as well.
slowly, you lick a stripe up it, and solomon moans, causing your stomach to flutter. it seems that he's extra sensitive there, and you make a mental note to use that to your advantage some more. your inner thigh burns pleasantly, and you can feel arousal clouding your thoughts. you grin and move down further, trailing kisses on his stomach along the way.
“you’re so pretty when you’re underneath me,” you murmur, and solomon laughs lightly. you frown at him. “i’m not being funny,” you say, and he shakes his head.
“i know, i’m sorry, love. thank you,” he replies, and you hum, satisfied with his answer.
you settle between solomon’s legs as you reach his boxers, and you play with the hem slightly. you can already see his heavy bulge creating a tent as well as a small patch of precum forming around the tip, and the sight makes you smile.
“sol, you’re already this worked up for me?” you ask, and you rest your head on his thigh, while tracing patterns on his other thigh with your fingers. solomon moves a hand down and runs his fingers through your hair. “of course i am,” he says, bringing you closer to where he really wants you. “how could i not be when i have my pretty apprentice’s hands all over me?”
you’re about to reach into his boxers to free his aching length when a loud series of pings distracts you. you fumble around the sheets for a bit before finding your D.D.D., and a laugh leaves you when you see the messages.
solomon untangles his hand from your hair and props himself up on his elbows while raising a brow at you. “what is it? show me,” he asks, and you show him your phone with a giggle. his eyes run over the messages, and he lets out a groan, although the corners of his lips are turning upward.
from: asmo baby <3 you’re seriously getting it on without me??? you betray me, you have WOUNDED me, darling fuck you i’m coming over don’t do anything till i’m there horny bastards
crying. tears in my eyes. he is so sweet, this is the kind of love that leaves you yearning at 2:43am on valentine’s day
wonderland
or: there’s not a single hatter in all three realms, mad or otherwise, who could hold a candle to one of barbatos’ tea parties.
the obligatory barbatos-likes-tea post. our aesthetic today is all about fantasy finery, pastel colours and white marble and gold leaf - think 18th and 19th century continental high society, rococo, chinoiserie, trompe-lœil, all ruffles and lace and brocade… gn!reader, giddy romantic fluff as far as the eye can see. no content warnings, although some description of food towards the end. barbatos making the most of a warm, spring afternoon in 2000 words or less.
“yes, the gardens really are lovely, aren’t they?
it’s finally springtime in the devildom, which in barbatos’ mind means one thing: tea parties.
(well, actually, it means quite a lot of things - the start of the social season, finalising budgets, the uptick in state banquets, approving festival timetables… all those things that the master of the royal household has to oversee. so in a very real sense, spring is probably the busiest time for poor barbatos, but for argument’s sake, he’d say the thing that he likes best about the spring would be the tea parties.)
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THIS MADE MY HEART SO HAPPY
i love barbatos with a burning passion, i would do anything to find out more about him
Hi lovely! I've been counting down the minutes > < May I request a Barbatos who always cares for MC as a butler (but is secretly in love with her) and MC begs him to see her as a woman and not just a lady of the house? Thank you!
My Lady
( Barbatos X Fem! Reader)
You're starting to think Barbatos doesn't like you.
It's a thought that plagues your mind whenever you are with him, for he addresses you the same way he does other nobles, with the same pleasant smile and assuring presence as he welcomes you, with those same skillful hands that he pours tea so delicately.
Yet, no matter how close you become, the title of 'My Lady' is never dropped.
Perhaps it is appropriate, given his disposition, but you consider him a dear friend, and a friend doesn't address his companion so formally. The air of civility around him is never dropped, much to your chagrin.
You wish to see Barbatos, not the image of the prim and proper butler, who doesn't ever reveal his true emotions, but the demon underneath. The true Barbatos.
You want the gloves to be removed.
And this time, you're going to tell him that.
Armed with confidence and your D.D.D., you set out with Simeon, having asked if he could accompany you to the Castle, for the brothers will ask too many question. The angel obliges, true to his nature, and off you both go on the short walk to your destination.
But your destination is Barbatos's mind, his soul, his heart.
After you reach the castle and Simeon bids you goodbye, you climb the cobblestone steps, and the way is long for the castle is huge and by the time you reach the giant doors, your legs feel tired.
Before you can knock on the mahogany wood, it opens, and the watchful eyes of Barbatos greet you, observing your form for a moment before he crosses his fist over his chest as he bows slightly, in a show of respect.
"Good Evening, My Lady. It's a pleasant surprise for you to visit." Already, words are forming on your tongue and threatning to slip past your lips, but you wisely choose not to voice them, not here, before accepting his invitation and heading inside with him.
The Demon Lord's castle is huge, rightfully so, taller and more magnificent than any other structure, with rooms that could take one years to explore. But it seems Barbatos knows the place like the back of his hand, because he's leading you through doorways and rooms you haven't seen before.
You wish to know him just like he knows the castle.
"May I know the reason for your visit?" He asks, and when you pass the hall of mirrors, where a sing;e light from a candle illuminates the passage beautifully, you can see Barbatos sneaking glances at you. You pretend not to notice.
"I wanted to see you." You confess, watching as the demon's eyes widen for a moment before the usual composed look replaces it. He mutters, "In that case," His gloved hands work at a handle, and the door opens to reveal the garden. "I believe it is best we talk here."
There's a table with two chairs, and Barbatos seats you before before bringing back a tray of tea and baked goods.
But when Barbatos pours you the beverage, you grab his wrist, an action out of boldness, and both yours and his eyes widen, but the kettle remains in his hand, and you don't loosen your grip. "My Lady?" He questions softly, his voice not betraying him the slightest.
"Don't call me that." You mumble, letting the demon's hand free to pour the remaining tea, which he does and resumes his place besides the table.
"Did I do something to offend you?" Barbatos questions as he stares in indifference, eyebrows furrowing ever so slightly, and you shake your head, not being able to believe how obvious this demon is, or pretends to be.
"Tell me, Barbatos," You speak, picking up the dainty teacup as you bring it to your lips. "Do you dislike me?"
He smiles in return.
"There is no reason to dislike you, My Lady. You are rather pleasant to be around." He confesses, and you can see the blush forming on his cheeks, and it takes you everything to not smile at the demon's predicament.
"Then why don't you see me as a woman?" You question, setting down the cup as Barbatos remains silent. "See me as a woman, not just the lady of the house. Drop the formality, and be yourself around me, Barbatos." Your voice sounds desperate at the end, and you collect yourself as you take another sip.
"I see you as someone to be respected, for you have managed to strengthen the relations between the two realms, and also because you've changed us all for the better."
Anger flares up inside you at those words.
"Your respect for me," You swallow the lump in your throat that's beginning to form, and his hand twitches, for reasons unknown. "Is it just because I'm the exchange student? Do you only respect me, just like you respect Lord Diavolo and the other nobles? Am I nothing more than that to you, just another title?"
Your voice is shaking so much it might break, for the pain you had to bear on seeing the demon's indifference, his formality towards you, not going forward from the title of 'My Lady' is threatning to let itself loose.
A single tear slips down your cheek.
Before you can hurriedly wipe it away, Barbatos is already in front of you, kneeling as he wipes away the tear with a swipe of his gloved thumb.
"MC," He whispers, and your eyes widen, for you haven't been this close to Barbatos, or anyone for that matter. You can see the faint blush of his cheeks, the turquoise of his eyes, the fringe that reaches his nose, and you reach out, tucking it behind his ear, an action that makes the demon blush.
It's the first time he's used your name.
"Perhaps it is both my hesitancy and my disposition that I haven't broken down the walls of formality. I should have done that earlier." He chuckles as he caresses your cheek with his knuckles, and you're rendered tongue-tied as you stare into his eyes. He's never been so honest and so open with you before.
His eyes fall on your lips, then dart back towards your own bewildered ones. "I've never been the one to talk about my desires and thoughts so openly, but I fear I may cross boundaries."
You place a hand on his chest tentatively as you mumble, "I won't mind at all." The demon leans even more closer, impossibly closer until your foreheads are touching, until you can feel each other's breath, until you can feel the hammering of his heart, beating excitedly, mimicking your own.
"Would I be rude if I said I love you?"
Words fail to spill past your lips when you hear his confession. Your mouth remains open as you stare tongue-tied into his eyes, because Barbatos has never been so blunt about his desires and wishes, and yet, he's opening himself to you today.
And it's exactly what you wanted.
"Would it be rude if I said I love you too?" There's a teasing grin on your face as you confess, with mischief brewing in your eyes as you stare the demon whose in the same state of wonder you were in.
Smiling at his predicament, you take his hands and slowly begin removing his gloves. Barbatos doesn't say anything, only observes as you remove the fabric and gently caress the newfound skin beneath. And when you look up, the demon's breath hitches.
"Kiss me, Barbatos."
He wastes no time in springing forward, cupping your cheeks with his hands bare of any gloves as your lips meet. It's something else, entirely, as Barbatos kisses you like a man deprived.
When you deepen the kiss, he sighs, before carding his fingers through your hair, submitting to the sensation and the experience of being utterly in love.
This time, when Barbatos kisses you, you see him, not the dutiful butler that doesn't reveal his true emotions.
This time, you're seeing the true Barbatos, devoid on any masks and any walls surrounding his heart.
And to be the one he's giving his heart to, it's something you want to treasure for all eternity.
But he pulls away, too soon for your liking.
"Barbatos," You whine, still trying to pull the demon towards you but he chuckles before picking up a cupcake and bringing it towards your mouth.
"I want you, not the cupcake!"
He laughs, still insistent on feeding you the baked good, and you comply in defeat.
"I prepared it specifically for you, because you'd be arriving."
The cupcake lies forgotten in your mouth.
The demon, he—he knew, and yet he waited for you to make the first move?!
His cheeky grin confirms it, and you swallow the remaining cake in your mouth, before grumbling.
You forgot he was a demon who could see realities and choose from them.
"I hate you." You mutter, choosing to instead stare at the roses which Barbatos planted, because you're fully intent on having the demon make it up to you.
"Love," He whispers, and you can feel the heat rising to your cheeks, because he never used that endearing name either. Still, you choose to not spare him a single glance.
But when he blocks the view of the roses, you try to turn away again before he swiftly angles your chin towards him. Barbatos is smiling as he gazes at you, and you can't help the turning of your lips because he's simply that cute.
"If I had made the first move, we'd be interrupted at least thrice." At that you giggle. The brothers or Diavolo would certainly cause a lot of interruptions. You can't imagine the frustration that would arise. "And besides, I like to see that bold side of you."
You splutter ungracefully at that, wanting to look anywhere but into the demon's eyes, and Barbatos laughs, a sound which makes your heart beat in glee.
"Shut up." You mumble, before pulling the demon closer, and when your lips meet again you smile, before deepening the kiss.
You can feel Barbatos stiffen up momentarily, but he returns the kiss back with equal vigour, and the world lies forgotten except the two of you, two fools utterly in love, struck by the arrow of Cupid.
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Thank you so much anon (and also @lizziestudiesstuff , I saw your comment in my last post)! I'll try to do this.
Well. Fuck me.
I've got a new phone because my old one broke. And well... I don't remember my transfer code to "Obey Me" so... I have to start from the beginning 😭
