Demon Roommate P.1

Human ver. of the obey me brothers meets Demon ver. of MC.

Gender Neutral Reader: They/Them pronouns

The brothers stepped out of the minivan, having just finished going grocery shopping.

Lucifer, followed closely by Beelzebub, went to the back of the minivan. They opened the trunk, revealing the sea of grocery bags. Lucifer handed two bags to Beel, Satan went to the back as well, grabbing two bags himself.

Lucifer called over to the other four brothers who weren’t helping, “You four, get over here.” there was no response. He called them once more, no response. He headed inside, “Did you hear me? I said-!” he saw the reason why the others hadn’t heard him.

A female/male teenager with horns and a tail/pair of wings , was unconscious on the floor.

Mammon poked the demon with a stick, “Yo, ya think this guy’s dead?” Satan shook his head, “Mammon, demon’s can’t die.” Mammon retorted, “Well this one seems dead.” the demon groaned, “Shut up, you’re so loud...” Mammon’s eyes widened “It’s alive!” the demon was offended by Mammon calling them ‘it’ “Hey, don’t call me it, I have a name y’know.” Mammon gasped, “It can talk too!”

The demon huffed, “Rude.”

Lucifer sighed, “I am sorry about my brother, he is a rude idiot.” “Hey!” Mammon yelled, Lucifer ignored him, “My name is Lucifer, what is your business in our house?” the demon smiled “Oh Luci-” “Don’t call me that.” the demon continued, “This is my house, I’ve been living in the attic for millennia, long before this place was even inhabited by you humans.”

Leviathan’s eyes widened, “How come we’ve never seen you when we were cleaning the attic?” the demon answered that quickly, “Simple, I went to the basement.”

Asmodeus saw this as an opportunity, “Hey, is demon sex better than human sex?” Belphegor slammed his fist down on Asmo’s head, “Hey that hurts!” Belphegor rolled his eyes “Don’t say that kind of stuff in front of Beel, you’ll taint him.”

The demon answered Asmo’s question with what seemed to be an invitation, “Do you wanna find out?” Asmo smiled “Yes, absolutely.” the demon smiled back, “Then were not going to have sex.”

He pouted, “What was the point of even asking me if I want to find out.”

The demon ignored him, turning their attention towards the rest of the brothers, “Anyways, since that you guys have found me, then I don’t need to stay holed up in the attic anymore!”

Beelzebub, who’s mouth was stuffed with food, “Dosh dat mean your ar roommate?”

The demon frowned, “Don’t talk with your mouth full, you’ll end up chocking to death.” then they smiled, “And yes, you have your very own demon roommate. Were going to have lots of fun together.”

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I don’t want to see a single person complaining about Wyll fans being too whiny about this latest patch. Everyone got new stuff for their romances. Everyone got new content. Except for Wyll. What did Wyll get? His main quest reduced to a side quest with no new content or main quest to replace it or make up for the content disparity. Still no romance dialogue. Bugged kisses. Just once again being completely and totally sidelined by Larian but this time the disparity is more blatant than usual. Because, again, everyone got new content. Theres not like a slowly increasing gap between each companion where Wyll just happens to have the least. The gap between him and Astarion is huge and just becoming bigger. And other companions content is getting closer to Astarion’s and Wyll’s just isn’t. Even the gap between him and Karlach is noticeable. People love to complain about the lack of content Gale gets (I am a gale romancer don’t even think about trying to lecture me on this istg) yet the gap for content between him and Wyll is fucking huge and you can’t even pretend it isn’t. If Gale needs more content then wtf is going on with Wyll? Why are fans and Larian themselves so happy to sideline him? It’s completely fucking ridiculous and no one has a right to tell Wyll fans to shut up or that they’re being too negative or their complaints are invalid

Edit: even though nobody is looking at the original post and just rbs. Part of his main quest was not turned into a side quest. It became a sub quest. Still sounds bad. Aka they reformatted the journal. Larian just does not know how to word things. Still upsetting to me because the content disparity is ridiculous but I did want to clarify for those who have played the latest patch and noticed what Larian actually meant by the “we changed part of Wyll’s quest to a sub quest”

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1 year ago

Holy shit, an active duty American soldier set himself on fire in front of the Israeli embassy in Washington DC. Before he set himself on fire he introduced himself as "an active duty member of the U.S. Airforce I will no longer be complicit in genocide." Then repeated "free Palestine" while he was on fire. He did it while wearing his duty uniform too. There is footage of the act. I don't know how I feel about posting images of a man's self-immolation but it's such an unprecedented action to be almost unbelievable without visual evidence. Even with the several self-immolations that occurred on American soil during the Vietnam and Iraq wars, I don't think I can point to one undertaken by an active duty soldier. I will instead link to the Twitter post where it was first made public under the "more" cut below. It goes without saying that the image is graphic.

UPDATE: I got footage of the self-immolation at the Israeli embassy in DC.

The individual, wearing fatigues, introduces himself as “an active duty member of the U.S. Air Force and I will no longer be complicit in genocide.”

After ignition, he repeatedly yells “Free Palestine.” https://t.co/wk5LGK4Hp2 pic.twitter.com/EX1L8zG8tR

— Talia Jane ❤️‍🔥 (@taliaotg) February 25, 2024

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1 year ago

Yemen just sank a British ship. I need everyone to understand how serious this is.

— deeeeeee (@revolutionaryem) February 19, 2024

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- Sunk British-registered cargo ship 'Rubymar'
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- Struck American cargo vessel 'Sea Champion'
- Struck American cargo vessel 'Navis Fortuna'

— روني الدنماركي (@Aldanmarki) February 19, 2024

For Gaza

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aureostuff

1 year ago

Ilithid Tav: Do you still love me?

Shadowheart: I'm willing to try, but...let's be discrete about it. Maybe put a bag over your head.

Lae'zel: I'm out. Later.

Wyll: Yes, but...let's stuff you in a corner somewhere. I'll visit when I can.

Halsin: ...Let's take it slow.

Karlach: To the hells and back. No, literally. Come to hell with me.

Astarion: Gods you're ugly. Are you even still you? I guess we can try it, but I'd rather be friends.

Minthara: Of course. I'm a freak in the sheets. Now let's go kill something.

Gale: PUBLIC WEDDING! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART!

Art by: Varlfhanred

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1 year ago

FUCK YES THAT'S THE STUFF

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1 year ago

They are already selling data to midjourney, and it's very likely your work is already being used to train their models because you have to OPT OUT of this, not opt in. Very scummy of them to roll this out unannounced.

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aureostuff

1 year ago

The double standard 🤮

Also when israeki diaper force snipes 4 year old, media says "accidentally a stray bullet found its way into a 3-4 year old young lady"

I just wait for the day when israel has to pay for everything it has done. We will never forgive, we will never forget.

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1 year ago

The auditorium in the Islamic University of Gaza before the genocide began and now. pic.twitter.com/Qlnkfw5Zmm

— Séamus Malekafzali (@Seamus_Malek) February 14, 2024

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1 year ago

Note: If aren't going to participate in Pro-Palestine action, do not mention it!

For accountability: This is how Magz plans support Palestine during Global Strike January 21 to 28.

Am going to put more Palestine posts in queue, with more focus.

Am going to not spend on anything during week, nor go out (rare anyway).

Am going to not publicly post our arts and promos (of art freelance work).

Am going to read and learn more on Palestine - as there still more can learn.

Am going to be even more visibly pro-Palestinian.

Am going to continue keeping up with what's happening in Gaza.

Am going to continue boycotting products and services on BDS' Boycott List, including not giving free social media promo and good impressions.

Am going to try learn Palestinian Arabic.

Am going to describe, transcribe, and alt text posts on Palestine when possible - to make it more accessible (Am Multiply Disabled).

Am going to share ways to help.

One of shorter checklist options:

Global Strike checklist.

no spending on your cards.

no work and no school.

participate in local action.

follow palestinian voices.

share footage from gaza.

comment + like palestine post.

message pro-palestine peers.

don't engage with other content.

from: palestine resource guide.

protectpalestine.org

Longer checklists:

For Palestine: Global Strike 21 - 28 January 2024

1. No Work
Don't go to work. Don't go to classes. Call out. Talk to your colleagues, organise it together. If you cannot strike the whole time, do an hour together in solidarity. Walk out. Put up signs on your desks and
anywhere visible, let people know about it.

2. Be Visible
Wear clothes and bags in support of Palestine. Make signs, banners and similar eye-catching gear. Walk around with them, position them in your window, on your desk, anywhere it's visible. Hand out stickers
and flyers and infographics.

3. Don't Buy Stuff
Prepare and buy what is needed beforehand. Avoid going to stores, don't buy anything online. If something is needed, stay visible (see #2) and avoid companies profiting from Israel's crimes (follow the BDS boycott and check out bdnaash.com). Do not buy luxury items or anything not urgently needed for survival.

4. Let the World Know
Talk to media about the strike. Post about it online, on social media and anywhere you can. Talk to people in your life about it. Invite people to strike with you. Spread the word as far as possible. Take part in local action.

5. Avoid Leisure Activities
Don't go to watch a movie or eat in a restaurant. Skip the drinks after work and don't try a new class right now. The goal is to be disruptive, hit the economy and be noticeably absent. If you cannot, follow the above: stay visible, stay loud, keep talking about Palestine.

6. Help Each Other
Ask unions for help. Cover for somebody, engage in mutual aid. Plan for disruptions. Don't try to be perfect - it makes you more likely to give up altogether. Do what you can and help others do what they can. We're stronger together.

7. Shut Social Media Down
Use social media only to spread posts about Palestine. Scroll past the rest, don't engage. Don't post anything else. Don't use apps otherwise. Let Palestinian content flood the online world during
strike days.

8. Whatever You Do, It Counts
You can't do it all? That's ok. Find ways you can take part in it. Post on social media, use common hashtags (#StrikeForPalestine #FreePalestine #CeasefireNow). Write a song, make art. Turn your knowledge into informative posts that can be shared. Be the voice of the silenced. The more you can do, the better.

But really just do *anything* that support and raise awareness *more*, learn, or contribute. Whatever can manage do n able sustain.

If wasn't able to prepare in time, can still participate for rest of week. Is not "all or nothing", don't have to give up. Keep Palestine in your thoughts and actions !

Some links:

Ceasefire In Gaza NOW!

Resources and action items to call for an end to the violence in Gaza.

gazaesims.com

eSims For Gaza

protectpalestine.org

Palestine Resource Guide | Protect Palestine

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Palestine Insights

A database of short responses to anti-Palestine talking points We want to make countering anti-Palestine bias and misinformation easy. We’v

Teach Palestine | Teaching Educators How to Teach Palestine

Home | Teach Palestine

Teaching Educators How to Teach Palestine

Decolonize Palestine

Home | Decolonize Palestine

Welcome to Decolonize Palestine, a collection of resources for anyone who wants to learn more about Palestine.

BDS Movement

The Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions (BDS) movement works to end international support for Israel's oppression of Palestinians and pressure Is

Google Docs

* STOP GAZA GENOCIDE: Ceasefire Now! (Public Toolkit)

https://samidoun.net/2023/12/calendar-of-resistance-for-palestine-2024/

Popular Palestine Accounts: https://www.instagram.com/motaz_azaiza/ https://www.instagram.com/wizard_bisan1/ https://www.instagram.com/everydaypalestine/ https://www.instagram.com/letstalkpalestine/ (Has graphic footage) https://www.instagram.com/eye.on.palestine/

Some Useful Posts:

Hussyknee's Palestine Masterpost

PaliPunk's Palestine MasterList

SulfurCosmos' "Palestinian Owned Companies" List (for later)

Paradox_Punch's "Pro-Palestine Brands" Twitter Thread (for later)

SulfurCosmos' "Preserving Gaza's Universities"

LoveLetter2You's Learn Palestinian Arabic Masterpost

How To Archive For Palestine

(rest of Magz's #palestine tag)

(#AltTextPalestine on Twitter)

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