Really love how this generation turned the tables and created this situation where instead of people being scared of cryptids, the cryptids are dead terrified of horny humans.
"You foolish human, I'm going to eat you!"
"Alright, I'm down for it, eat me monster daddy"
"What the fuck"
Would you notice me at the gym?
♡ sub thoma sub thoma sub thoma sub thoma sub thoma tub thoma ♡
.°•~•~°.•°~.•°~.•~•°.•.°•.~.~•.°~.~•.°.•.~•°.•~.•~°~
JUST LOOK AT THIS GORGEOUS MAN, HOW PRETTY WOULD HE LOOKED ALL PATHETIC BEGGING FOR YOU TO FUCK HIM ?!?!?!?!?! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡