Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! A person in an official, Disneyland-issued costume of Donald Duck. They are armed with a wooden baseball bat and anger management issues to rival the original Donald Duck himself. VS A cosplayer in a homemade costume of Gandalf the Gray. They are armed with a staff they carved themself from solid ash wood, enough bravery that the original Gandalf would commend it, and a joke pair of fake "big naturals" that should grant some protection to the ribcage, at least (like--dare I say it--a breasts plate! heh heh!).
You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bets!
I'm betting on Donald Duck Dude >:)