Not The Fact That I’m Way Shorter Than Him - Blog Posts

I know someone has already changed it by now, but can we keep it this way only:

Like, C'MON!! Look at this lil guy:

You are talking about his appearance and you aren't even mentioning the word cute even once? Like, it's a sin! It's BLASPHEMOUS! He needs to be called cute at least a hundred times! It's the most honest truth! And aren't we all taught since birth that honesty is the best policy!?

He is the literal definition of cute!

Flip a dictionary and you'd find his photo underneath the word cute! See:

My little wittle shark skittle🦈🩷