Not My John Green Shitpost Tags Making It To Top Ten - Blog Posts
I posted 119 times in 2022
That's 50 more posts than 2021!
40 posts created (34%)
79 posts reblogged (66%)
I tagged 44 of my posts in 2022
#sjm - 15 posts
#sarah j maas - 14 posts
#acotar - 14 posts
#tog - 10 posts
#rhysand - 8 posts
#a court of thorns and roses - 7 posts
#throne of glass - 6 posts
#feysand - 5 posts
#looking for alaska - 3 posts
#paper towns - 3 posts
Longest Tag: 136 characters
#would love to try hating on acotar someday cuz yea sjms not perfect but in the meantime lemme enjoy my smut without having to justify it
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
no but you all need to imagine future Lana Myers and Logan children bc child be like: so Mommy how did you and daddy get married
Lana: Oh sooooo I was a ✨serial killer✨ killing my rapists and then daddy was investigating my case. then I meet daddy and then three books later we kinda broke up because he thought I was Kennedy Carlyle, you know, the girl who's identity I stole. Oh also you never see us on *enter Lana Logan anniversary date* because daddy's finding me a criminal to torture 😌. Yeah so sleep well children that's your bedtime story for tonight.
12 notes - Posted April 8, 2022
#4
I find it so funny that acotar people go "I want to hold Feysand accountable because etc etc/ they shouldn't have etc. etc it's selfish/ they're bad leaders" but y'all they're fictional??? Like yea uh sure go hold fictional people accoutable but like uh what's the point? And hold the author accountable??? Waitttt is sjm gonna rule Velaris someday and suddenly vow to die together with her husband cuz that's gonna be so cool.
21 notes - Posted January 10, 2022
#3
I don't think sjm did any other interviews from 2021~ now (or if she did it's not public so I can't see it) and since I've only first read acotar during January of last year and only acosf and hosab came out when I was actually a part of the fandom, I've never actually seen any of sjm's interview until this recent one with Katherine Webber and I have to say.. the way sjm haters villainize sjm one would think sjm is some kind of heartless psycho that 1. purposely created Danika Fendyr solely to be used as a plot device because she's dead 2. purposely designed Rhys and Feyre to be selfish rulers who will be the doom of Velaris 3. purposely made Feyre such an irresponsible mother and ruler 4. purposely made Rhysand such a manipulative and irresponsible ruler 5. purposely made nesta such a evil and uncaring person not even bothering to redeem her (you all, nesta's human, she makes mistakes and it's not always okay but that doesn't make her an evil person who doesnt deserve a second.. well fine maybe third... chance) 6. purposely killed the thirteen (this one's a joke you people who take everything so literally) 7. purposely made Rhys and Feyre seem so heartless they could have sex when people are dying (bro it's supposed to be romantic not a personal attack on the dying people 🙄 it's supposed to symbolize how "people in find hope in others [in sex, yes] during the hardest times" 8. purposely created the IC as a toxic enviorment and toxic family who "keeps things from each other" and "don't trust and open up to each other" (eg: Mor not being willing to admit she's gay, telling feyre her preganacy can kill her WELL IF YOU WERE IN THEIR POSITION YOU PROBABLY WOULD DO THAT SAME THING) 9. purposely made Bryce curvy without "proper representation" because she's fatphobic 10. purposely didn't give any of her characters god forbid THERPY and had them magically get better (you all fun fact no one believes in therapy where i live and im suicidal but obviously im not dead yet and probably also less messed up than HALF of you sjm haters so one doesnt require therapy to get over trauma or to just... not be dead✨) 10. purposely gave Rhys and Feyre power (and from one of the acotar hate chain I quote) "so they can fucking waste it" 11. purposely had Nyx conceived out of fear (not true but I'll humor you all)
I could go on and on and on but i think this sufficient don't you? You all, acotar and tog and cc are books. in a world designed by a single human. characters have flaws, it doesnt mean they're horrible people, it doesnt mean the AUTHOR is a horrible person or transphobic or fatphobic or anti lgbtq.
also note that before every single point there is a "purposely" as in the things these characters do maybe arent totally correct, but it isn't done because of "problematic intensions"
I don't think SJM is problematic. she's human like any of us, and that means she has her own viewpoints or writes about things she finds acceptable but you don't. that doesnt make her a bad person or a problematic author.
29 notes - Posted March 30, 2022
#2
54 notes - Posted October 5, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
SJM interview TRANSCRIPT
Below is the transcript of SJM's interview with Katherine Webber on LiveTalksLA. A hell lot Cresent City and ACOTAR spoilers will be included
SJM's been planting hints in acosf and cc1 (question of the day: how blind am I to not see the hints in acosf)
WILL EXPLAIN HOW THE WORLDS CONNECT WITH EACH OTHER IN CC3
okay sjm said the hints in acosf includes the eight pointed star
(also you all im literally crying rn im that excited oh my gosh)
the world that kicked out the Asteri IS THE WORLD WHERE RHYS AND FEYRE LIVES
in acosf there's talk about a group of people who lived in Prythan before Rhys and the bunch ("the overlords and the high fae)-- they're the ones who kicked the Asteri out
we'll find out more abt the eight point star
cc3 will have NON STOP REVEALS AND CONNECTIONS
CC3 picks up right off where CC2 leave off cuz sjm can leave us hanging bahahahaha
first draft is split between acotar and midgard
"book three is going to be so long... maybe my longest book ever"
"you'll see what happens with Ruhn and Day" (im sqealing)
"you should be worried [about Ruhn in the dungeons]"
"what goes on in the dungeons might be too much.. I'll see what my editors say about it"
"poor Ruhn and Hunt and Baxian" (im scared for my babies)
confirmed Aelin sees Rhys and Feyre in KoA
The "star" (Aelin) Rhys sees gets fully mentioned in CC3 (im crying even harder now so exicted omigosh)
Rhy's already been thinking about them not being alone in the universe.. he been "kinda of ready but not really for it"
Bryce from a modern world with technology in a world without it (sjm's biggest concern is "toilet paper" and "that" (im assuming how people in acotar shit) will be answered in cc3
Hunt's lineage and bat wings and angel wings will all get explained in cc3
I KEEP CRYING
"avengers level crossover"
"how they get along and DONT get along"
"Nyx definitely features...so far... in book three" (dont cut Nyx out im beggin)
timeline could shift a little but Bryce falling through the world happened around six months after silver flames ("so Nyx is still like a little baby")
Will see everyone being very protective of baby Nyx
“Who else can open up gates to” “That is a big question” (suggestive expression😉)
NO BUT SJM’S LOOK WHEN Katherine mention WYRM GATES asdfghjkl
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162 notes - Posted March 29, 2022
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