Hi!! This might seem a bit silly, but I’ve been thinking about it for the past few minutes and can’t stop.
Do you think that Nik likes to pop John with the kitchen towel sometimes? Like, he could be cooking, washing dishes, and all of a sudden Nik would come up behind him and POP!! Now John has a little red mark on him bum and Nik’s on the couch for the night.
We love a bit of silly!
I don't think Nik would be on the couch, but I do think he'd learn quickly not to bite off more than he can chew. Price humbles that man.
Single child Nikolai thinks he's doing a quick flick of the towel against one pert arse cheek, he'll get a satisfying squawk and that'll be the end of it.
But no.
Oh-ho no.
He's just picked a fight with a bloke who grew up in Merseyside with a younger sibling who went for the bollocks when she flicked a damn towel, and then trained at Sandhurst where the latent homoerotic play fighting often took the shape of flicking another cadet's naked arse on the way out of the showers. Nik's fuckin' toast. They'll hear the yelp when that towel connects with his backside or thighs back in his beloved Mother Russia.