My Sense Of Humor Is So Bad - Blog Posts
*during a marriage proposal*
Mendel: back in biblical times...
Trina: biblical times?
Marvin: Biblical times!
Some memes i made about musical theatre songs i've been obsessed with lately.
"WHOA WHOAA WHOOA HONEY WHATCHA WAITIN' FORRR? WELCOME TO MY cANDY stOREEEEE!-"
"i need it hard i'm a dead girl walking i'm in your yard i'm a dead girl walking before they punch my clock i'm snappin' off your window lock got no time to knock i'm a dead girl walking-"
me:
"Here he comes! Fix his tie. Trina, Try to make him smile more! Don't know why, but he looks like Marvin! How did you turn out so great?Who do I thank for the man you turned into? Kid, do you know how proud I am? If I dont show how proud I am, you hold my dreams, kid i burst at the seams 'cause of you! Son of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob son of Marvin son of Trina son of Whizzer son of Mendel AND GODCHILD TO THE LESBIANS FROM NEXT DOORRRRRRR Sing, oh sing, oh sing!-"
"That's it that's the ball game i don't smoke don't do drugs and then comes the bad news i quit that's the ball game it's the chink in the armor the shit in the karma the blues-"
"IM NEUROTIC HES NEUROTIC THEYRE NEUROTIC WERE NEUROTIC BITCHBITCHBITCHBITCH FUNNYFUNNYFUNNYFUNNY IM NAUSEOUS IM NAUSEOUS IM SIMPLE IM JEWISH SLAVERY SLAVERY BITCHBITCHBITCHBTICH FUNNYFUNNYFUNNYFUNNY-"
also me:
