*learning verbs*
Student to another student: “omae no haha wo shimasu” (a very janky simple way of saying “I do your mum”)
Teacher: “if you’re going to insult in your rudimentary Japanese do it properly and be polite - it’s okaa-san, not haha”
Student: “thanks sir! Anyway, omae no okaa-san-”
Teacher: “remember guys, katakana is not like hiragana. Make sure to make the lines nice and sharp!”
Student: “but are they sharp enough to kill myself on?”
Teacher: “can anyone read this katakana? What does oojii (ohgee) mean?”
Everyone almost immediately: “O R G Y?????”
Teacher: “no! it’s what you guys are!”
Girl next to me: “fucking stupid?”
Teacher: “noooo! Aussies! Aussies!!!!”
*later*
Girl to a guy: “what’s your name so I can refer to it while speaking”
Guy: “I prefer to be referred to by my overall identity - orgy”
Teacher: “don’t think I won’t fail you in the third week. Try me”
Student before a test: “do you think if I speak fast enough the teacher won’t be able to tell I have no idea what I’m saying?”
Other student: “with your skills he’ll think you’re having a stroke. But do it dude. Make me laugh so I forget how much I want to die.”
*asking what year of schooling we are in*
*I respond with 3rd year*
My partner: “YOURE OLD????”
Me: “...bitch”
Girl: “I remember how to draw “ru” in katakana because it was on all my Naruto DVD boxes”
Guy next to her: “oh same!”
Guy beside me: “well I’m not a fuxking weeb so I just studied it like normal people”
Girl: “shut the fuck up bitch you watched Pokemon like the rest of us”
Student: *answers a question*
Teacher: “that is incorrect! Please study your adjectives more!”
Student: “ah, right in the kokoro”
Teacher: “do that again and I’ll assign you more homework”
Student: “sir, when do we learn how to say ‘fuck’?”
Teacher: “when you’re responsible enough to earn it. For this class, it doesn’t look like that’ll ever happen”