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2 years ago

I did my waiting! Twelve years of it, in Azkaban!

I did My waiting! Twelve years of It, in Azkaban!

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2 years ago

i couldn't believe it, so i went to check...

I Couldn't Believe It, So I Went To Check...

what tHE FUCK???!??!?

its been over a year since mo was attacked, I'm just.... is time even real are we even here rn???


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2 years ago

i think sometimes oldxian forgets that he tian is only 15-16 years old...

I Think Sometimes Oldxian Forgets That He Tian Is Only 15-16 Years Old...

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2 years ago

jian yi: someone's trying to kill me, it could be anyone!

zhan zheng xi, concerned: do you have any suspects?

jian yi: no, it could be anyone!

zhan zheng xi: i mean not necessarily, it’d just have to be someone you pissed off.

mo guan shan & he tian: no, no, jian is right, it could be anyone.


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2 years ago

he cheng: do you like my brother?

mo guan shan: no.

he cheng: his personality?

mo guan shan: i hate it.

he cheng: then why are you with him?

mo guan shan: i love him. can't do anything with that, unfortunately.

he cheng: same, bro... same...


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2 years ago

he tian: what the hell are you doing there?

mo guan shan, standing on the table: it's my place too! i can stand where i want!

he tian, sighing: where's the spider?

mo guan shan: ...near the fridge.


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2 years ago

he tian: when i die my tombstone won’t say “RIP” it’ll say “VIP”.

mo guan shan: that’s because they reserved a special place in hell for you.

he tian: yeah, the throne.


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2 years ago

he tian: how do i politely tell someone i want to fucking hit their face with a brick several times?

he cheng: one wishes to aquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edge object fundamentally used in the construction of walls repeatedly.

he tian: that was poetry!~

mo guan shan: that was a cry for therapy from both of you-


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2 years ago

mo guan shan: why do you have to be so tall?

he tian: would you like me on my knees?

mo guan shan: the fuck??

he tian: you want to fuck?


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2 years ago

he tian: do you want to play 20 questions?

mo guan shan: no.

he tian: interesting question! my favourite colour is orange. do you like men?


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2 years ago

he tian: we should play spin the bottle! i’ll go first. oh, it’s little mo!

zhan zheng xi: …you didn’t even spin the bottle.

he tian, shrugging: well, rules are rules! *kisses mo*


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2 years ago

If you look at this drawing a little closer, you will notice that all the dogs are on the same leash.

The Dalmatian holds it in his teeth and, as it were, restrains himself and everyone else. In addition, the Dalmatian has a calm and intelligent look in his eyes — very similar to Zhan Zheng Xi.

The little dog (possibly a chihuahua) looks excited and cheerful, and its fur colour is light, so I think it's Jian Yi.

The Doberman (black dog) is Tian, and the Shiba inu (red dog) next to him is Guanshan for obvious reasons. Plus, the Doberman looks at Guanshan, and the Shiba Inu looks at Tian!!! Old, you're a genius.

If You Look At This Drawing A Little Closer, You Will Notice That All The Dogs Are On The Same Leash.

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2 years ago

i was rereading 19 days for the hundredth time and noticed something...

I Was Rereading 19 Days For The Hundredth Time And Noticed Something...

we saw redhead's smile.

the evil one but anyway!


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2 years ago

NOOOOO, not the paper!!! he won't be able to show he tian his result now😿

NOOOOO, Not The Paper!!! He Won't Be Able To Show He Tian His Result Now😿

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2 years ago

they don't have enough money for pants in size, it's so sad :( two poor little meow meows

They Don't Have Enough Money For Pants In Size, It's So Sad :( Two Poor Little Meow Meows

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2 years ago

mo guan shan: i hate seeing you like this.

he tian: like what?

mo guan shan: in person.


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2 years ago

zhan zheng xi: we should appreciate the little things in life.

he tian: *hugs mo guan shan* my little mo

mo guan shan: FUCK OFF!


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2 years ago

jian yi, admiring zheng xi from a distance: he could end my life anytime and i'd thank him.

he tian and mo guan shan: we'd thank him too.


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2 years ago

*while he tian's teaching mo self-defence*

mo guan shan: i win.

he tian: i have you pinned to the ground.

mo guan shan: exactly.


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2 years ago

mo guan shan: so, what's for dinner?

he tian, staring at the food he just burnt: regret.


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2 years ago

*he tian and mo guan shan are talking to each other*

jian yi: i hate to admit this out-loud, but they're really cute together.

zhan zheng xi: yes, they are.

jian yi: i'd put them in a boat.

zhan zheng xi: …you mean you ship them?

jian yi: yeah…


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2 years ago

he tian: i'd kill for you.

mo guan shan: ok cool.

he tian: ask me to kill for you.

mo guan shan: erm...


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3 years ago

jian yi: lol guess what

mo guan shan: bitch with the way you live i have no fucking idea


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3 years ago

mo guan shan: you're a moron.

he tian: then you're a moronsexual, cause you love me.

mo guan shan: and who are you then?

he tian: i'm a mosexual.


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3 years ago

he tian: top or bottom?

mo guan shan: what the fuck?

he tian: i was talking about a bunk bed. and what did you think about, huh?

mo guan shan: WHAT THE FUCK?? WE DON'T HAVE A FUCKING BUNK BED, YOU IDIOT!


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3 years ago

mo guan shan: go get some sleep, you're as pale as a vampire.

he tian: well, if i'm a vampire, i need to suck you off to fortify-


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3 years ago

i can't stop thinking about the first time he tian wakes up in mo's arms. for the first time, someone will take care of him after a nightmare, comfort and hug him. for the first time, he tian'll feel truly not alone, needed.

oldxian, please show us this moment.


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