Mr Harrington at decathlon: You’re all wonderful people so I don’t think any of you have ever broken another person’s bones before
Peter and MJ look at each: About that...
Harrington: Okay, I kinda expected MJ but Peter?! Why are you breaking people’s bones?
Peter: Cause fighting non lethally is hard without breaking bones. I either break bones or I kill them
Harrington having a panic attack: Okay. Okay. This is normal. Trauma forces people to make bad choices.
MJ: I’m proud of you loser.
Flash: whatthefuckwhatthefuck
Peter: MJ is so cute. *sigh*
Ned: ...She just...stabbed Flash for bullying you...
Peter: I said cute not harmless.
MJ: You do know I can hear you?
Peter:
Ned:
MJ: Thanks Loser