Eret: who or what is the queen of dragons? I keep hearing people talk about you killing her and I don’t know what that’s about. And everyone keeps dodging my questions.
Hiccup: Oh, it was a dragon, 17 maybe 18 longships long and could control other smaller dragons to do her bidding, that me and toothless killed. In the process stoping a 300 year long war with the dragons.
Eret: You’re serious. I know you can’t lie. How?
Hiccup: plasma blast into her mouth while she was charging up a shot. That’s also how I lost my leg.
Eret: I thought you lost your leg at 15?
Hiccup: …
Eret: …
Eret: I need a drink. And you are giving me the long story for this.