My body after 5 cups of caffeinated tea: This is fine. I feel calm, and tranquil, and ready to start the day
My body after one cup of coffee: HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM VibrATING THROUGH DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS I’M ABOUT TO BUST THROUGH A WALL LIKE A LOONEY TOONS CHARACTER. I CAN BENCH PRESS A RHINO. I CAN PUNCH LIGHT. I CAN TASTE SOUND. I CAN HEAR THE VOICES OF MY ANCESTORS FROM BEYOND THIS MORTAL COIL AND THEYRE TELLING ME TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT