Hey Siri do I include more Olde Ways references and possibly religious elements to my Black Brothers angst? Asking for a friend.
Actually yanno what they get it anyways. It works with the whole celestial thing. Just pile on the agony with religious themes and motifs.
just imagine coming home at night to find james and little 3 year old harry laying on the couch wrapped in a blanket in the deepest sleep after failing at their plan to stay up to see you come home from your girls night with marlene, dorcas and lily and then feeling the sweetest, purest love looking at the boys in your life... (idk, just freaking out at night in my bed)
In which the marauders gang get to know the true side of James' rockstar girlfriend
Based off the ask by: @gfrttyuuuuuu
Warning: N/A
Faceclaim: nonsalemwitch on ig
James Potter x fem!reader
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prongspotter: well done to my amazing girlfriend you absolutely rocked that stage last night, and I hope to come and see more of your concerts in the future.
comments:
marymacdonald: maybe next time we'll come with you if black isn't too much of a pussy to be in the same room as her.
| thebestblack: hey i'm not the only person who's scared of her.
| lilyevans: yeah she can be quite intimidating.
your_username: it's no problems guys i get that quite a lot and i hope to see you again too jamie
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thebestblack: okay so maybe she isn't so scary once you get to know her.
comments:
prongspotter: see i told you she wasn't scary, she just a little ray of sunshine once you get to know her.
themoonguy: your only find that out now, she's always not been scary especially since she brings me cookies before the moon fest.
marymacdonald: yeah black, you only thinks she's scary because she has tattoos and piercings you would never be able to pull off.
| thebestblack: well that's a bit rude
| regulusblack: but its the truth
your_username: glad to hear that, also thank you for the amazing day and taking me to the cat cafe i really had a great time.
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your_username: thank you to james potter for showing me the best 2 years of my life I can't wait to spend even more with you, thank you for showing me what true love is and that every girl really does have a prince charming waiting for her out there, so happy two year anniversary to the man who has changed my life for ever.
comments:
prongspotter: no thank you angel for showing me true love that i could've only dreamed of.
|thebestblack: oh shut up you sap
|themoonguy: sirius you are literally crying at this post, i can see you curled up on the sofa next to me balling.
marymacdonald: aww happy anniversary sunshine and even bigger ray of sunshine.
So the forms didn't work so instead if you guys have a request you can just ask me to do it
In which the marauders era gang wish Regulus' 'sunshine' girlfriend a happy birthday on social media.
Warning: N/A, just fluff and poor set up and writing on my behalf.
Face claim: Emma Myers
Regulus Black x fem!reader
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regulusblack: happy birthday to the chaotic angel who has changed my life forever, I can't remember anytime I was happier than those that are spent with you, so I hope you have a happy birthday my love and I hope to spend so much more time with you.
comments:
your_username: no, thank you for making it the best birthday reggie :) < 3.
lilyevans: happy birthday my platonic wife < 3
your_username: thanks love < 3
prongspotter: what even happier than that time Mary tripped Sirius up and then he proceeded to roll down a muddy hill and land on his arse.
thebestblack: you promised me that you would never tell
anyone about that ever again. I gave you so much money.
prongspotter: yeah but you embarassment was worth
much more than that.
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marymacdonald: happy birthday to the craziest, cookiest sunshine girl that has ever exsisted, thank you for making all of our lives a better place and becoming everyones platonic partner in one way or another. I hope to have to stick up with you crazy shenanigans and ideas until our children are pushing us around in wheelchairs. So happy birthday goldielocks, its going to be your best one yet.
comments:
thebestblack: imagine your girlfriends best friend getting more likes on her birthday post than her actual boyfriend.
themoonguy: imagine getting pushed down a muddy
banking by a girl none the less.
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thebestblack: rem, your my boyfriend your meant to
protect me not go against me.
regulusblack: imagine being your parents least favourite.
evanrosier: imagine being a disappointment to your
family.
your_username: evan rosier, what are you doing here?
evanrosier: wishing you a happy birthday sunshine,
also barty says bring cookies the next time you visit.
your_username: thank you mary for that very sweet message. < 3
marymacdonald: < 3
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lilyevans: since we're all wishing Y/N a happy birthday, I would like to remind everyone of everything she had done for us and how she and regulus first met. If you are all unaware Y/N had done alot like for example she tutors younger children including sirius as he acts like one and she helped me discover my true feelings for james. anyway regulus and Y/N first met after her boyfriend broke up with her and he comforted her when he found her crying in the corner at her 16th birthday party, so for that we have crowned them the perfect couple.
comments:
marymacdonald: lets not forget we also crowned him the perfect boyfriend, no offence James.
prongspotter: none taken, also happy birthday sunshine, I hope he is treating you to a nice birthday.
your_username: thank you bambi and he is :)
regulusblack: of course she's being treated, she got a bunch of
new jumpers and we woke up and got ice cream at midnight
this morning.
your_username: thank you all for making this the best birthday ever and thank you for the very sweet comments :)
If the Marauders were around now, James and Sirius would’ve made Peter and Remus do the whole Mean Girls Jingle Bell Rock Dance (IN FULL COSTUME, YOU BET YOUR ASS THEY’RE WEARING THE TINY SKIRTS) in the middle of the great hall, and no one can convince me otherwise
And if it doesn’t end with Remus having a stroke after seeing Sirius in that skirt, I don’t want it..
What if Remeus just kept changing time zones by apparition to avoid full moons altogether?!?!?!