Mahabharata Memes - Blog Posts

Their favorite songs

(Aka, the sequel to, Music Tastes)

Arjun

Dulhe ka sehra- Dhadkan

Lambi Judai- Hero

Kabira- YJHD

Nakul

Tip tip barsa pani- Mohra

Cheez Badi- Mohra

Mai itni sundar hu Mai kya karu

Krishna

Jo Hai albela- Kisna:The warrior poet

Mohe Panghat pe- Mughal-e-azam

Albela Sajan- Bajirao Mastani

Balaram

Ami Je Tomar- Bhool Bhulaiya

Mere Dholna- Bhool Bhulaiya

Ye Raat aur ye duri- Andaz Apna Apna

Draupadi

Billie Jean- Michael Jackson

Smooth Criminal- Michael Jackson

Beat it-Michael Jackson

Subhadra

Wo Ladki Jo- Baadshah

Main Agar Kahoon- Om Shanti Om

Titli- Chennai Express

Abhimanyu

Tere Bina- Guru

Jashn-e-Bahaara - Jodhaa Akbar

Manohari- Bahubali: The Beginning

Uttara

Chalte Chalte Yun hi- Pakheezah

In Ankho ki masti- Umrao Jaan

Ajab Si- Om Shanti Om

Music tastes

Arjun

Loves ghazals

Is also trained in how to play veena

Has a thing for sad songs

Nakul

The biggest drama queen around

Has the weirdest playlist

"Alexa, play Tip Tip Barsa Pani"

Krishna

Playlist, what playlist?

Why need songs when you have him

Bursts into random songs at random times

Accepts requests for songs

Balaram

Bathroom singer

Is depriving the world of his immense talent

Was caught singing Ami Je Tomar all alone once

Draupadi

Loves songs from old bollywood films

Likes Michael Jackson A LOT *jealous Bhima noises*

Acts like she is listening to songs, even if she isn't

Subhadra

Has THE Supreme musical taste

Spends hours arranging her playlists

Refuses to buy spotify premium at any costs

Duryodhan

Is the biggest romance smip, won't tell others

"Music? I hate music!" *nervous laugh*

Scared to show interest what if Bhima finds and shames him the way he shamed Arjun

Pradyumna

A genuine music lover

Always sings for his 8 mothers uwu

Was the one who found Balaram singing rumor is that he is still in trauma

Samba

Deletes others playlists for fun

Uses Bhima's spotify premium sneakily

Has recordings of Balaram saved for blackmail

Abhimanyu

Has a workout playlist

Hates Justin Bieber with a burning passion

Takes inspiration from Pradyumna for music because why not

Cries after listening to emotional songs

Uttara

Has classical songs saved (For practice ofc)

Has a mysterious music taste which remains unrevealed *annoying Abhimanyu noises in a corner* hint: it is Kpop

Loves romantic songs but won't tell

YOU DID IT OMG!!!!!

ITS LITERALLY PERFECT IM DYING 😩😩😩💙💙💙💙

OMG GOOD LUCK WITH SEMESTER ENDS YOU GOT THIS!!!!! KRISHNA GOT U!!!! 🙏🙏

Arjun: But Madhav...

Krishna: shows him Viratswaroop

Arjun: ... ok😶‍🌫️ 😶‍🌫️

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The semester end are here 🔪 भगवान ही बचाए 🙂

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@stardustkrishnaverse @h0bg0blin-meat @kaal-naagin @inc0rrectmyths

okay inspired by this post

🦚 MY HCS ABT HOW KRISHNA TEXTS 🦚

- sends you cheesy rizz like 'did it hurt when you fell from swarg 😩💘✨️' BUT IT WORKS EVERY TIME

- AND SOMETIMES ITS RLY SMOOTH FR

- sends outdated memes

- when you send meme spam he reacts to each one of them individually

- the most charming sweetheart texter ever

- wants all ur attention

- *sends cute couple activities or cafes* thought of you sakhi~ 🥰

- dramatic af

- also top quality advice for literally every life problem

- pvt snapchat story for gopis and gopas where kanha posts daily fit pics hahaha (he know its the 💅kanha thirst💅 grp fr lool)

-- > takes a selfie with radharani literally every time he sees her and posts it with caption 'RADHE ❤️'

-- > (leads to some rly funny candids of radharani 🤭🤭)

y/n: *sends cute pic of self*

krishna : *sends selfie of him swooning* caption: AAAAAAHHHHHHH MY HEARRTTTTT 😩😩😩😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵💘💘💘💘💘🫶🫶🫶🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💞💞💕💕💕💞💞😍😍😍😍💕💕💕💕💕💓💓💓💓💝💝💝💝💝

krishna : SAKHI IM DYING

y/n : OMG WHAT

y/n : KANHA???

y/n : ?????

y/n : WHERE R U

y/n : BALDAU DOESNT KNOW HWERE U ARE EITHER 😭😭😭

y/n : TELL ME IF UR OKAY

[10hrs later]

krishna : dying without ur love 😩👌

[left on seen]

krishna : SAKHI COME BACK

krishna : 🚨🚨🚨 DANCE PARTY DROP EVERYTHING NOW 🕺💃🪩 🚨🚨🚨

y/n : *sends a meme that's not even that funny tbh*

krishna: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

krishna : you're so funny sakhi~~

krishna : 🤣🤣😂😂

krishna : hey sakhi have u seen my flute anywhere i can't find itttt 😭😭😭😭

krishna : nvm it was in my dhoti waistband

krishna : silly me !

krishna : 😆

krishna : got worried for a sec !

- its all for the attention of his beloved sakhis 🥰

y/n : ...yknow u don't have to try so hard u already got me whipped 😂

BONUS BALARAM:

- literally everyones contact name for him is 'Dau'

- sophisticated texter, reacts to all ur msgs with 👍 emoji

- replies either the second u msg him or 5mins after with profuse apologies for late response

- daily hydration reminders

- daily bedtime reminders

- daily "Sorry, but have you seen Kanha anywhere?"

- "I have posted you some herbal tea and face masks. Take care of yourself, you deserve it!"

- will cook for u in exam szn

- 'Some positivity for your day 🥰' *sends 7 cat vids*

- on ur speed dial

- on everyones speed dial