Kill count higher than your salary
20 years of promises
The lonely wants to be seen and so it chases the eye demands its focus because it has not been truly seen in so long
how am I felt into liking this ship? no idea
will I draw them every chance I get? of course I will
old gay man my beloved
maaaan I love those guys way too much qwq
so when I found this one sound on tiktok I immediately sat and drew this.....
did I told you I love them???
(also it was really fun to do the framing owo)
i tolerate the common fanon interpretation of lonelyeyes. i merely tolerate it. because i have a vision in my mind of a better, more aromantic lonelyeyes. i could elaborate but it wouldn't matter because nobody would understand
What am I doing with my life?...
Here you have a sneak peek to my future lonely eyes fic.
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They lie in bed, silence stretching between them.
"You know... I really used to love you. Never said it, never had to," Peter murmurs, twisting the ring on his finger.
"You don’t love me anymore?" Elias asks, almost teasing.
"No."
"Then why do you keep coming back?"
"You know why."
A smirk tugs at Elias’s lips. "You really lost your purpose, didn't you? Now... you rely on me. To be the subtle reminder that you'll always be..." He pauses, letting the word settle before finishing, "alone."
He chuckles. "Poor, lonely Peter Lucas."
Peter exhales sharply "Elias... I want a divorce."
"You'll come back eventually."
Elias reaches out, tilting Peter’s chin up, pressing a soft kiss to his lips.
Peter looks away, eyes almost teary. Without a word, he slides the ring off his finger and sets it on the nightstand.
"Fuck you," he mutters before getting dressed in silence, slamming the door behind him, and vanishing into the fog.
Elias stares at the abandoned ring, running a hand through his hair. Then, with a quiet chuckle, he murmurs, "I love you too."
I was talking to a friend about Peter Lukas and Elias Bouchard, and after telling them about how they're normally drawn (Elias as an older twink and Peter as a beefy boi) they said:
I've been laughing at their pure and sheer sarcasm ever since.
The Vast
Pros: Literally the best romantic dates ever. Picnicking in the middle of wide-open skies, or giant lakes that stretch on and on forever.
Cons: Kissing at terminal velocity is not as fun as it's cracked up to be.
The Corruption
Pros: Loves you with an intensity. Very clingy. Very touchy-feely.
Cons: You will live in a literal rat's nest.
The Eye
Pros: Knows all your likes and dislikes, knows exactly what you're feeling and what to say and do to make you happy.
Cons: For some reason soon after you start dating them all your computer privacy settings stop working.
The Spiral
Pros: Knife hands! Doors! Corridors! Slowly losing and questioning your sanity the more you spend time with them! Being unsure if they even exist! Fractals! Patterns! What's not to like??
Cons: None!
The Buried
Pros: The blanket forts...... all the blanket forts.......
Cons: Loves the dirt more than they love you.
The Desolation
Pros: Hot.
Cons: Hot.
The Stranger
Pros: They buy so many skin products that your skin will be almost unnaturally smooth after dating them for a few months. Dances with them are great.
Cons: The number of mannequins in the house is starting to get disturbing.
The Dark
Pros: They snap their fingers and the lights instantly go off. Candlelit romance anytime, anywhere.
Cons: There are only so many conversations you can have about the "beauty of the dark sun" until dinner talk grows stale. Will definitely try to convert you to their creepy cult.
The End
Pros: Pulls off the goth aesthetic extremely well, if you're into that.
Cons: Constantly reminds you that you're either going to break up, get married or die, and muses aloud their speculations about which one it'll be. Also, the only album they ever listen to is MCR's Black Parade.
The Flesh
Pros: Very interesting good in bed.
Cons: You will constantly find yourself sighing, "Jason, tell me the truth. Did you cook human meat for dinner AGAIN?!"
The Hunt
Pros: Extremely passionate kisses. Almost ravenous, you could say.
Cons: furry :/
The Slaughter
Pros: cute when they angy!
Cons: You tried to make a "you're not you when you're hungry" joke once and they nearly stabbed your eye out.
The Web
Pros: I mean who doesn't love extra eyes and legs?
Cons: "vriska did nothing wrong"
The Lonely
Pros: Will give you space whenever you need it. Maybe more enthusiastically than you'd want.
Cons: Wants to see you so little you're not even sure whether you're in a relationship anymore. You talk to them once every three weeks. Embarrasses you at the annual Institute party.
jonah magnus, shoving his eyes into elias, who peter described as attractive 1 (one) time: this is how i save my marriage
LOVE THE DESIGN AND EXPRESSIONS OMGGG
assorted tma doodles because I love my disaster gays 🫶
As a fandom why did we give the crack ships the best names and the turn to the main canon romance and just go "Jmart yeah that'll do"
(sorry if this a little ooc I was just bored and I wanted to write something and this was the first thing that popped into my head, also I’ve never written with them before lol)
{“Ah, Peter, good evening.” Elias didn’t look up from his paperwork when his husband (the divorce would be finalized in a week) appeared in his office. “Good evening Elias.” He didn’t elaborate, instead leaning on his husband’s desk and watching him work.
“Did you need something?” Elias glanced up as Peter shook his head. He watched as Peter reached out and gently trailed a hand over the lapel of Elias’ jacket. “This office of yours is so dusty,” Peter murmured. Elias chuckled. “Yes, I suppose so.”
There was a short pause before he added, “Are you doing anything tonight?” Peter seemed startled by the question for a moment before amusement overtook his annoyingly handsome features. “Are you asking for a date night?”
The shorter man’s eyes stayed on the paper in front of him and his voice was carefully level as he answered, “Not exactly, but something like that. I thought perhaps we could go for a walk. I know you enjoy them, Peter.” The captain was quiet for a moment before he replied, “Alright, yes. Sounds quite nice. Maybe if you’re lucky we’ll both get a meal.” Elias chortled darkly. “Yes, because asking people on the street for a statement will be such a good contribution to my already wonderful reputation.” Peter shrugged. “Well, you never know.”
He slid off the desk with practiced ease before looking back to his husband. He held out a hand, and Elias, having finally put his pen down, took it, allowing himself to be pulled to his feet. Peter pulled him a bit further than strictly necessary, until their chests were nearly flush. The captain closed the distance between them and gently pressed his lips to Elias’s before the latter took a small step back.
“Really, Peter? That was hardly necessary.” Peter gave him a small smile but didn’t deign to reply, instead leading them out of the office, towards the outside.}
thoughts?
They’re on their seventh divorce
we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this
the peter/elias ship name shoulda been EyeEyeCaptain
There are only two genders: Elias “Attention Whore” Bouchard, and Peter “Dont Fucking Look at Me” Lukas
And I swing wildly between both.
With an axe.
That was remarkably easy to buy in central London.
those bitches are the reason im staying late
drawing man men is so hard guys ..... save me.......