Literally Me - Blog Posts
proud to say that I have never once in my life figured out the whodunit in any crime story I've read or watched. I just let the facts and clues wash over me, absorbing absolutely none of it. I am the audience they think of when they throw in red herrings, in case you've ever wondered "who would fall for this obvious false lead". it's me. I am the idiot viewer/reader. not once has an obviously framed clue revealed anything to me. my head is completely empty when I consume these stories.
I am SO normal about him, guys, I SWEAR
My intrusive thoughts be like
Me: *doing nothing, maybe trying to go to sleep* My brain: Lol imagine if you were in a qpr with Roger from American Dad lmao
Me: …
Me: shut up.
Top 10 Ways to Stop Your Therapist from Googling What You Meant When You Said You "Like Em a Little Yandere"
im not going to make a playlist for my ocs. beacuse im normal about them
When the player character dialogue options in a game all suck:
You lost him Dain.
the deeply erotic tension between a girl (me) and an entire family size box of pop tarts
Hiya👋 I’m right here <3
“-and this is my emotional support dog” I say gesturing towards a very human butch lesbian.
when I catch myself thinking of my s/o while I'm having dinner with my family:
