10. Dex in a tux at the requiem ball
11. talking about his cat Sabrina who showed her love by scratching him
because The Maleficant 7 and Armageddin Outa Here are also valid
Okay, listen up gang, what was your favorite Dexter Vex moment:
1. “Thanks Gladys!”
2. “Wilhelm, this is a private conversation!”
3. “Oh God I’m blushing, I’m actually blushing for you!”
4. “They just want to hand me over which is actually pretty nice.”
5. the draugr / draugar explanation scene “They’re two different words.”
6. the t-shirt scene ya know
7. “the dead not-gender-specific persons??”
8. the cowboy dexter in the “apocalypse now” collection
9. when they were about to jump down the hole in book 8 and skulduggery went: “first one at the bottom wins” and dexter was first to jump