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I HATE ECEVERUTHING!!!!!‘nn EM!!! NOBODY CAB FUCKING FUCK A FUCKING FUCKKN SKWLETON YOU CANT FUCK A SKELETON YOU CANT DO IT!!!!! YOU CANT FUCK A FUCKING SKELETON IT HAS NOTHING TO FUCK THERE IS LIYERALLY NOTHJNG THERE KR WOULD HURT!!!! IT WOULD HURT AND BE COLD AND NOT FUN!! NO FUN AT FUCKING A FUCKINH AKELETON AND HWRE ARE ALL THESE FUCKING TEENS THT IM GONNA FUCKING /KINKSHAME/ CALL ME THE PUREST FORM OF A FUCKING K I N K S H A M E R BECAUSE YOU CANT FUCK A SKELETON IM GONNNABBABANA SAY IT A FUCKING GAIN YOU CANNOT BY ANY FUCKING MEANS FUCK A BONEMAN BONEDADDY BONEY BRO NO THERES NO WAY THERES NOTHING THERE YOU GONNA FUCKING???? RUB YOUR GENITALS ON A BONE??? ON A PELVIS YOU WNANA GRIND ON A BONEY FUCKING PELVISCvv??? REALLY????????????FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU C A N N O T C A N N T FUCK A S K E L E T O N IM SO MAD IM SOMAS IM SO MAS I SHSODMAD IMSO MAD IMNSOMAD IMSOMAD IMSOA MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD. YOU CANT FUCK A SKELETOB I WANNA PPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH SONETHING YOU FANT FUCK A SKELETOB YOU CANT CUFUCK A SKELEOETOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YYYYYYPI CANT FYCKCA A FUCKCING SKELEON BYIU CANT FUCK A NOKNE OU WVAKAMKNSHSGWHSUWMUWKANODUWLAOWTWIWPQMSBGXTXISWPPQEYEBXH YCKWOW GRONSHS YOU CANT MMM MM YIU CANNOT MMM F U CK A S K E LE TO OB NECROPHEILA IS A FUCKCINBH CRIMW WABNA GO TO FUCKING PRISON YOU DIRTY BONE FUCKER?????? YOU FUCK BONES?????? DUSTY BONES!?????!? YOH WANNA FUCKING DIE???? ITS!!!! FAKEBbb!!!!!! SANS IS A FUCKIG BONE MAN B O N E. BO N E. BONEONONE BOOOOIIIIOOOOOOOONE BONEY BRONEY HES A BOBE ONE BONE ABOBE P HE HAS NO MAGIC FUCKING JELLY DICK HE HAS NOTHING HE HAS SHORTS ANS A PELVIS I WANT TO CONNIT AUICIDE HE HAS NO TONGUE HE CANT KISS YOU YOU DIRTY BONE FUCKER HE HAS NO DICK HE CANT FUCK YOU YOU DIRTY BONE FUCKER HE HAS NOTHING N O T H I N G ITS E M P T Y HAVE YOUEVER SEEEEEEN A SKELETONVnvnv?!?!!??! A FUCKING SLELETON??!?!?!?!!??? v v vbbbbbbbiughkdmcgkydurtirgkhkg_ fycking SKELEEEWETON??!?? BONE!!!!!!!! BONES?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUCKING BOOOOOOOOOBES BOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES BOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSA AEE YOU SAD HE HAS NO MEATY HANDS NO FAT FUCKING HANDS TO HOLD YOU WITH AT NIGHT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT NO HANDS HES A S K E L E TON SJELEON !!!! !!! FUCK YALL!!!! FUCK YALL HE IS A FUCKING SKELETON
Aha! FINALLY I CAN REBLOG THIS ICONIC POST THAT I SEE ON PINTEREST
i was in my room and someone knocked on the door so i screamed “WHAT” very viciously because i was watching spn and this very handsome guy walks in with a vacuum and hes like “im ur cleaning lady im here to clean OOH IS THAT SUPERNATURAL" and he just drops the vacuum and sits on my bed and now we’re watching spn together what do i do
if you see a woman driving poorly it’s sexist to assume that it’s because she’s a woman. maybe she’s still learning. maybe she’s doing it on purpose because she’s an asshole. maybe she feels entitled to the road. maybe she’s going to die soon and she had vehicular manslaughter on her bucket list. maybe she has a car crash fetish
the sacred post
AND WHAT I THOUGHT WINE WAS ALL ABOUT BEING THE PERFECT TEMPERATURE TO GET UR NOTES (hehe) OF LONELINESS IS KILLING ME AND DEPRESSION OR WHATEVER
I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don't think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majority of babies survived being separated from their mother was because there was at least one other woman around to breastfeed them. Before modern formula, yes, people did use other substitutes, but they were rarely, if ever, nutritionally sufficient.
Newborns can't eat adult food. They can't really survive on animal milk. If your story takes place in a world before/without formula, a baby separated from its mother is going to either be nursed by someone else, or starve.
It doesn't have to be a huge plot point, but idk at least don't explicitly describe the situation as excluding the possibility of a wetnurse. "The father or the great grandmother or the neighbor man or the older sibling took and raised the baby completely alone in a cave for a year." Nope. That baby is dead I'm sorry. "The baby was kidnapped shortly after birth by a wizard and hidden away in a secret tower" um quick question was the wizard lactating? "The mother refused to see or touch her child after birth so the baby was left to the care of the ailing grandfather" the grandfather who made the necessary arrangements with women in the neighborhood, right? right? OR THAT GREAT OFFENDER "A newborn baby was left on the doorstep and they brought it in and took care of it no issues" What Are You Going to Feed That Baby. Hello?
Like. It's not impossible, but arrangements are going to have to be made. There are some logistics.
when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.
It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.
The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
Keying/graffiti-ing someones car is old news now if someone cheats we go at their wardrobe with a seam ripper
yknow what? Fuck you *unstitches all your shirts and jeans*
chillin on a Saturday night
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.