Keith: Lance, please, you're not as funny as you think you are
Hunk: Keith, no—
Lance: you fool
Lance: you absolute tortellini
Lance: I was not born to amuse trifling horn fuckers such as yourself
Lance: I am here to amuse myself and make others uncomfortable and confused
Lance: never think that your three legged chair ass will ever be enlightened enough to understand my jokes, for not even your gods can comprehend me