Kunikida Doppo - Blog Posts
Do y'all think Kuni has OCD? I saw a very brief video on it a while ago, and thought “KUNIKIDA???”
So if anyone who has ocd and is a bsd fans, plz tell me if I have a vision or if i'm just a dumbass.
Any woman : I want a genius!
Dazai : That's cool, but I don't think I'm fit for this.
Kunikida : I'd like a genius—
Dazai : DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALLED ME BACK IN THE DAYS ⁉️⁉️🗣️
What if the reason Kunikida has so strong ideals is bc his life was so messy and traumatizing as a kid that when he became an adult, he couldn't handle it.
I headcanon that when Ranpo cries, everyone cries. I mean, for me, Ranpo barely cries, he's probably the one whipping everyone's tears.
So when HE starts crying, everyone will cry with him.
Small headcanon that one day, Dazai got in a big depressed episode, He started screaming, throwing glasses, cups, plates and furniture on the floor. He then had a mental breakdown
(He drank a lot of alcohol)
Bonus : He went to Kunikida's house and they had a sleepover and they made cookies <3
Hc that Dazai can be rlly overprotective of people he loves.
Like, you said Kunikida's new shirt doesn't fit him? Okay, Dazai is just going to burn your house but that's okay
I headcanon that when Ranpo knew abt Dazai's past as the Demon Prodigy etc, his first reaction was “Cool”
⚠️ SPOILER BSD CHAPTER 117⚠️
I need, and when I say I need it's true, for Dazai to be in pure rage when he finds what happened to Kunikida. Like genuinely. Even worse than Junichiro's reaction. He is no longer the Dazai we know, but a mad man on the verge of despair. He is angry that he treats him like this. Him and his ideals? You don't treat him well? Very well, Dazai will take care of you.
Oh boy that'll be crazy
*Just watched inside out.*
Dazai : What emotion controls me the most?
Kunikida : Depression.
Dazai : It's not even—
Kunikida : Depression.
I want a BSD chapter where Kunikida is deeply injured and there's only Dazai who was with him, as well as hundreds of people who risk being killed by a big bad guy and Kunikida is scared to let anyone die, and then Dazai step in front of him, and scream “I won't let anyone die!"
This would be a huge development for Dazai and I really want to see that Kuni has a good influence on Dazai. That he isn't the same as when he's in the mafia. Like he changed. I'll be so proud of him tbh
I kinda understand why Mori is so obsessed with Dazai being in the mafia. I mean, if we forgot abt the fact that he's called the Demon Prodigy, and is a genius, there's also something extremely interesting, and useful for Mori : His ability, No Longer Human.
You remember in Yosano's flashbacks, where Mori explained that powers were the new weapons. He said that the samurai disappeared because they did not understand that the era of the sword was over. And that the nations that won were those that managed to transform a simple cannon into a war machine. And today, superpowers lead the way. And that she had to force the hierarchy to open their eyes. Power are the new war machines. Powers are important. They're a part of our society. Yet, a random boy arrives, and erases it. This whole hierarchy. All these powers. He can delete it. He can take away your only means of defending yourself, of knowing, of fighting, he takes away a part of you. For years, people have controlled their power, and a kid not even 15 years old comes along and decides to take that away from you. As long as he's here, as long as you have any physical contact with him, your power won't work. A part of you won't work. As long as he has any contact with your ability, you won't have it. And that's scary. A man, a genius, a demon, is capable of deleting a part of you.
Like, imagine you're an adult, who managed to excel in their power. You are at the top of the hierarchy. And then, a random man erases it. You are now at your lowest. You're trapped. Especially if you based your attacks on your power, you're done.
Dazai arrives to unbalance the hierarchy. His power isn't for fighting. Your power is stronger than him. Yet, he manages to unbalance everything, what you have known, the hierarchy… It's scary af.
I headcanon that Dazai forgot his birthday. Like, because no one wished him anything, he ended up forgetting. He knew it was in June, but didn't know the day. So when ppl asked him when he was born, he said “In june. Between 15 and 25”
I'M WHEEZING MY FRIEND HAD DIFFICULTIES TO SAY “FYODOR DOSTOYESKY” SO SHE SAID “Y'KNOW, SHIT, I'M GONNA CALL HIM HAKIM ZOLESKI”
I headcanon that Dazai is born in 4:44 AM.
Because “4” is a cursed number. I think it's because it's said the same as the word “death” in Japanese.
I always wondered if Dazai's bandages on his eyes when he was in the mafia was like a reminder? Like, he wakes up in the morning, and he sees that he's still under Mori's influence. So that he doesn't forget, so that it haunts him every day. Like a cage. Something to remind him “You are not free, you are a murderer, a mafia executive”
And when Oda took it off, it's like he's saying “You are free now”. Dazai sees himself in the mirror, and won't see the bandages that reminded him of the monster he is
Headcanon that Dazai always asks “okay or not?” without any explanation to Kunikida, before doing smth stupid bc if it turns bad it's ALSO KUNIKIDA'S FAULT
It's Dazai's birthday Aosbzoxhakxizvfo
I always found something weird about Kunikida and his past. Dazai said he was a maths teacher, but, how did he manage to be a math teacher and then become one of the first in the armed detective agency? Knowing that Dazai joined around the age of 18-20 (I think), how did he manage to be there before him?? Plus, it seems like he DOESN'T like being a maths teacher.
So, I think either he was forced to become a maths teacher (by his parents or smth) and had a false identity
Or, he was never a maths teacher. Do you remember that one soldier saying "You traitor!" And that Kunikida learned a lot from these soldiers. Personally, I think he was with those soldiers, before changing lanes for X or Y reason. And maybe as the genius Dazai is, he acted like Kunikida was a math teacher.
PLZZ ASAGIRI/HARUKAWA MADE VICTOR HUGO THE MOST BBG YOU COULD EVER
THIS Wonyoung
+ Dazai's Port Mafia clothes (just the pants is a skirt)
Someone : You're adopted!
Dazai : Worse, I'm an accident.
WAIT NO I CHANGE MY MIND VICTOR HUGO WILL LEAVE THE TRANSCEDANT BC HE LITTERALY FIT THE ADA'S MINDSET ??
Plz Asagiri i'm begging you add Victor Hugo in BSD. He's my bbg. Not but honestly, he's like everything we need. The real Victor Hugo is a courageous man, even going so far as to oppose Napoleon. He even mocked him (With a painting where Napoleon was seen as a flying bird, where he was scared, and where Victor Hugo was standing behind.) At first he wasn't like that and stupidly followed others. But ! He changed, opposed the death penalty, made an incredible speech against poverty, defended single women which at the time was frowned upon. He even showed in one of his best-known books that a man, judged a thief and who spent 19 years in the penal colony (which is worse than jail), could become a good man. And that only a simple thing, gesture, could change his life.
Plz he'll be so bbg. He'll probably be like in a french gang (or port mafia idk), and he'll join the ADA after. Character development plz.
My science teacher told me "Rats are known to kill each other if necessary. They are not afraid of killing people, there are no friends, it's just the law of the strongest." And I thought of Fyodor.
Y'all can call me crazy or whatever, but whenever I think of the female version of Kunikida, I always imagine her like blonde Karina, LIKE THIS :
Why ? Idk. My head likes to play tricks ig
⚠️ BSD SPOILERS: Chap 145 (?)⚠️
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I want Kunikida to have a traumatizing childhood
I headcanon that Dazai's grandmother was very superstitious. She forbade him from going under a ladder or from petting a black cat, etc. And one day, Dazai wanted to pet a black cat, and she said "Don't pet that cat, or I'll curse you"
And Dazai did it because he didn't give a damn fuck
Chuuya is not smart and will never be smart keep seething and coping 👍🏼
He may not be the smartest, but he's still smart. Harukawa and Asagiri say it themselves. Keep crying bro 👍🏻