Kirby Mass Attack - Blog Posts

Alright, cycle of matter isn't necessarily canon since there's been no official statement about void's relations to puffballs or dark matter. (Ty misconception wiki)

Doesn't change the fact that 45 kirbies died. (For those confused, the first 9 die to the wand and the next 36 die from skullies when traveling from island to island.)

I'm still on-board the cycle of matter/void theory and I'm using it in personal interpretation but due to it being a theory I'm gonna try and be more lenient with upcoming titles :)

Bro, I wanna talk about the implications of Kirby Mass Attack so bad... I will go down with the take that it's the darkest Kirby game of all time; a MINIMUM of 45 Kirbys end up dead and lore implications (like the cycle of matter/mitosis) make it so much worse! 😭

Imagine, as a child, having to guide/care for infant versions of yourself that can barely defend themselves and at least 45 of them end up dying.

This shit was so bad the ending had Kirby actually do some self reflection. Straight up looking out at the void of space and acknowledging that darkness had to exist IN NARRATIVE TEXT!

Kirby may not be phased by too much at his current age, but oh my god the stuff he's gonna have to reflect on when he's older...

Bro, I wanna talk about the implications of Kirby Mass Attack so bad... I will go down with the take that it's the darkest Kirby game of all time; a MINIMUM of 45 Kirbys end up dead and lore implications (like the cycle of matter/mitosis) make it so much worse! 😭

Imagine, as a child, having to guide/care for infant versions of yourself that can barely defend themselves and at least 45 of them end up dying.

This shit was so bad the ending had Kirby actually do some self reflection. Straight up looking out at the void of space and acknowledging that darkness had to exist IN NARRATIVE TEXT!

Kirby may not be phased by too much at his current age, but oh my god the stuff he's gonna have to reflect on when he's older...

Kirby Timeline (In my au)

(There’s a lot of yapping here btw)

Everybody turns human by this mysterious force ooooo (That’ll be explained later)

Kirby’s Dreamland

Kirby Right Back At Ya (Replacing Kirby’s Adventure and BOY lemmie tell you I changed up a whoooole bunch of stuff..)

Kirby’s dreamland 2 (Goes basically the same. I can spare extra details!)

Kirby Superstar (Mainly Milkyway Wishes)

Kirby’s dreamland 3 (Same as Dreamland 2)

Kirby Canvas Curse (I’m thinking about what happens here, but it’d be the same)

Kirby Squeak Squad

Kirby Mass Attack (Kirby and Daroach would definitely get closer as friends overall here.)

Kirby’s Pinball Land (Who doesn’t like a spinoff?)

Kirby Tilt n Tumble (Extra details can be spared)

Kirby and the amazing Mirror (I’m thinking of maybe giving each Kirby a personality of their own..I don’t know yet though!)

Kirby Super Star Ultra (Basically Revenge Of The King and Revenge Of Meta Knight)

Kirby and the Rainbow Curse (I have nothing to say here.)

Kirby’s Avalanche (Kirby learns to talk a bit better and more because he could barely speak in the first place.)

Kirby 64 / Kirby and the Crystal Shards (His love for his friends grows!!)

Kirby’s Epic Yarn (Abnormal Dees arrive! Abnormal Dees are the yarn Waddle Dees from Yin Yarn in Dreamland turned human. I’ll spare more details for sure!)

Kirby’s return to Dreamland (Plays out entirely the same, just a little bit more like the novels)

Kirby Triple Deluxe ((+DededeTour) Strengthens the bond of the destined rivals! I also mixed up quite. Bit here, but not too much!)

Dream (Team) Kirby Clash Deluxe (This game all happens in a dream. It’s not until after everything happens and settles down, this dream fabricates into a universe.)

Kirby Battle Royal (Strengthens the bond with his favorite Waddle Dee!)

Kirby Planet Robobot (So much stuff is changed here, goodness..)

Kirby Test-Tubed (This is not a real game!! This is a game that I’m still thinking about. I can give details if anyone is interested!)

Kirby Star Allies (This is altered quite a bit as well! For example, Magolor Epilogue takes place here as well while Magolor is going through Heroes In Another Dimension.)

Super Kirby Clash (All of the enemies from Dream Kirby Clash are suddenly revived by a mysterious wizard, and all of Team Kirby’s work has to be done over)

Kirby Fighters 2 (Is mostly the same, except all four of the main characters form a bond closer than ever!)

Kirby and the Forgotten Land (It’s all mostly the same here. (May add an oc tho))

Kirby’s Return To Dreamland Deluxe (Merry Magoland is open! I can spare details)

And until the next Kirby game..I’ll add more!!