Taekwoon: what was the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Wonshik: that I was straight.
Ravi: you’re the ocean
Hongbin: explain.
Ravi: so fucking salty
Ravi: high and yelling* WHO DRUGGED ME?!
Leo: yourself bitch, you ate an entire pan of brownies
Ravi: past Ravi, you son of bitch!
Hakyeon: Have you heard from Jaehwan?
Wonshik: I'm sure everything's fine. We left him with Taekwoon-Hyung
Hakyeon: No offense Wonshik, but those two sentences don't go together
Hyuk: From now on we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Ken code name Been There Done That. Ravi is Currently doing that. Leo is It Happened Once In A Dream. N, code name If I Had To Pick A Dude. Hongbin is... Eagle Two.
Hongbin: Oh thank god.
N: Hongbin, why aren't you putting your clothes away?
Hongbin: Ravi and Leo hyung won't come out of the closet.
Ravi, arguing with Leo: Can we not do this in front of our friends?
Leo: Friends? I tolerate Ken, and Hyuk is basically a pet.
Ravi, skateboarding in their dorm: 'sup heteros
Hakyeon: The fuck did you just call me
Waking up with hangover
Ravi: OMG!! What we did? What WE DID!?!?
Leo: being drunk, dumb gays, that's what we did
*highschool universe*
Ken and Ravi dancing at the front of the school dressed as turkeys
Hongbin: what on Earth are they doing?
Hyuk holding his laughing: I told them this was a tradition of the school
N: those dumbasses believed you? Without asking no one else?
Hyuk: it's bc I have no bitch resting face, bro
Leo recording with a proud dad smile
Ravi: and now, here’s Hongbin with the cute ending
Hongbin, covered in blood and holding a knife: I thought you said cult ending
Hakyeon: My youngest, Sanghyuk, is being tested for the gifted program at his school and my other son, Wonshik, thinks his toothbrush is haunted.
police officer: alright, what are your names?
Ravi : don’t tell him, Hongbin
police officer, writing it down: Hongbin
Ravi: shit
Hongbin: way to go, Ravi
police officer:
Hongbin: fuck