When I was a kid, we went to the pet store to look for a fish, but I really wanted to see the mermaids. My mom kept trying to tell me that they didn’t have mermaids, but she got so tired of it, that she just sighed, went up to the college boy working at the store, and asked if he had any mermaids. he bent down to me and said “Oh, I’m sorry, but they’re sleeping right now.”