1. Season Six, Episode Ten: Murder
After the end of the Murder Mystery game(s) when Michael, Andy, Dwight and Pam are all still at the office, past six, trying not to get shot by each other because they all announced how they were double agents ….and Jim has to drag her away
2. Season Eight, Episode Twenty-Two: Fundraiser
When everyone thinks Kevin doesn’t realize his dog Ruby is dead because he tells them:
She’s doesn’t do anything, just lays there all day
She barely touches her food
She doesn’t really poop
She just lies there all day
He has to prop her eyes open to watch the tv
She smells horrible
3. Season Five, Episode Twenty-Eight: Company Picnic
When Jim and Pam find out they’re expecting
4. Season Six, Episode Twenty-One: Happy Hour
Hide’s story
“In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill Yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best”
5. Season Five, Episode Nine: Frame Toby
Dwight’s Perfect Crime
6. Season Three, Episode One: Gay Witch Hunt
“I was gonna quit, but Jan offered me a three month paid vacation and a company car. All I had to do was sign something promising I wouldn’t sue. We’re going to Europe. Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay”
7. Season Eight, Episode Twenty-One
After Ryan somewhat pours his heart out to Kelly in the parking lot, Pam searches the waste basket to find the love poem he wrote to her because of how bad Pam expects it to be but after reading the whole thing with Jim that they are both brought to tears Jim tells the camera team “Ryan can never know”
8. Season Eight, Episode Four: Garden Party
When Jim keeps leaving and re-entering the Garden Party so Dwight has to keep announcing him and knowing that Dwight is so committed to throwing a good Garden Party that he asks Dwight who he really think the best salesman in the office is and then timing to walk back into the party so Dwight’s answer comes out as “Obviously M—Mr. James Halpert!”
9. Season Five, Episode Twenty-One: Two Weeks
When after Michael and Pam quit, Charles puts Kevin on “phones” and to decrease the time wasting makes Stanley his productivity czar and be ‘on top of that’
10. Season Seven, Episode Ten: China
After Andy first texts Darryl about him and Michael wearing the same tie, Darryl tells Andy to text him less. Then when Andy texts him “Megan Fox?” Darryl holds Andy to one bad text away from getting blocked. Andy maintains his “good text status” by only next texting Darryl two pigeons eating ice cream.